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Have you herd about the thieves who stole an elephant?

The Argus: Have you herd about the thieves who stole an elephant? Have you herd about the thieves who stole an elephant?

Thieves have stolen an elephant from a front garden.

The concrete elephant garden ornament, worth £50, was stolen from a front garden of a house in Udimore Road, Rye, overnight between Monday and Tuesday.

Sussex Police say that the ornament is “extremely heavy” and would most likely need two people to lift it.

Any witness or anyone with information is asked to call 101 or email 101@sussex.pnn.police.uk quoting serial 1457 of 27/5.

 

 

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1:21pm Fri 30 May 14

TIMBURRY says...

So stealing is just a joke now
So stealing is just a joke now TIMBURRY
  • Score: 3

1:30pm Fri 30 May 14

tykemison says...

So is this an attempt at a witty headline or another typo? Either way it is quite rubbish unless there were more Elephant Ornaments as one Elephant cannot"herd"as any halfwit knows, argus take note!
So is this an attempt at a witty headline or another typo? Either way it is quite rubbish unless there were more Elephant Ornaments as one Elephant cannot"herd"as any halfwit knows, argus take note! tykemison
  • Score: 2

3:27pm Fri 30 May 14

PorkyChopper says...

A concrete elephant? What does it look like?
A concrete elephant? What does it look like? PorkyChopper
  • Score: 0

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