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10:06pm Tuesday 20th September 2011 in Blogs
By Quentin Delahunty – Liberal. Creative. Brightonian
On the way home from a wonderful traipse over the Downs with ma famille (wifey Jocasta and twins Lex & Nimsie), we drove by the massive construction that is the Amex Stadium, sat on the edge of said beautiful landscape like a gigantic alien robot beetle, ready to strike at the heart of the Falmer countryside.
On Wednesday evening, this metal monster is the venue for Brighton & Hove Albion’s Carling Cup tie with Liverpool and their troupe of international millionaire playboys, a game which will even be televised by Murdoch’s evil Sky empire.
With an impressive start to the Championship season, and an even more impressive and suave manager in the svelte, Latin form of Gus Poyet, Brighton are currently riding a tidal wave of success. However, is anyone brave enough to question all this hoopla? Does anyone actually have the kahunas (testes) to raise their hand and go against the flow? Well, yes, someone does. And once again, that someone is me, Q Delahunty. So I put it to you, dearest Argus readers – Does Brighton really need a football team at all?
Brighton, Brighthelm or Brighthelmstone, call it what you will, is a magical place, a haven for artists, creatives, radicals and those who choose to eschew the “norm” and raise a massive middle digit to the corporate mainstream.
So just how does a big corporate football team fit into Brighton circa 2012? With aspirations of reaching the vile, money-drunk Premier League, and a stadium sponsored by American Express of all companies, the Seagulls (an erroneous moniker as there is technically no such bird as a seagull) have their sights firmly set on sucking from the capitalist teat in the top division. Indeed, with the hideous “1901 Club” corporate seats, where business drones (smart casual dress code) can mingle with “like-minded people”, gorge themselves on naff “fine dining” and maybe even throw a glance or two in the direction of the action on the pitch, this new-look club has lost it’s Brighthelm vibe.
Now you regular readers/fans of mine will be well aware of my balance and my ability to see things from all points of view. And in cette case, I do see some positives in having the club succeed. In these times of economic turmoil, the working classes of Brighton and its surrounding environs will no doubt benefit from the (drug-free) shot in the arm of a successful local football team. 3pm on a Saturday gives these poor wastrels a chance to belong, to feel part of a tribe, and that is relatively important.
However, football in general, as well as currently lying prostrate in front of the capitalist gods, is imbued with a whole menagerie of nasty subcultures and attitudes. Despite the authorities doing their best (apparently) to “Kick It Out”, the average football fan still hides his racism under a Burberry baseball cap, his sexism in the back pocket of his ill-fitting jeans and his rampant homophobia under the five inches of flab around his midriff. So, is this sport of “isms” really relevant in our liberal idyll?
Surely, Petanque, Frisbee or even Hacky Sack are more representative of this ol’ seaside town? Games which imbue a counter-cultural sense of individuality. After all, have you ever seen crowd trouble at a Petanque game down on Hove Lawns? Or have you ever had your place smashed up by a horde of Hacky Sack hooligans? Didn’t think so.
So here’s my considered suggestion - As a first step, maybe Brighton council should ban the wearing of football shirts (of all teams) from the city, or at least from the likes of North Laine, the Lanes, Kemptown and Hanover.
Brighton at its best is a sea (by the sea) of tie-dye, shabby-chic and uber-cool underground fashion. That’s what the rest of the UK loves about us – our quirkiness. However, when that fashion-fest is polluted by acrylic football tops, the message is diluted. We become like any other coastal town that they forgot to close down.
Surely an exclusion zone would work? Wouldn’t a North Laine free of football colours be a purer and better place? While residents of areas such as Whitehawk, outside the zone, would still be able to sport their over-priced footy tops ‘til the proverbial cows came home?
And before the football elitists start lambasting me for my ignorance about football - FYI, in my hey-day, I was quite the footballer – a midfielder general with the vision Zinedine Zidane, the bite of Marco Tardelli and the glorious left foot of Liam Brady. (Indeed back then I even penned a bio-pic of the Arsenal and Ireland legend entitled “My Left Foot”. However, Jim Sheridan nicked my idea and sneakily substituted the football star for some angry artist with a handicap. I’ve never forgiven Sheridan to this day).
In my teens, my burgeoning football career (a fair few top teams were reportedly interested in me) was indeed burgeoning, but so was my gift for the written word. Eventually, my innate talent as a wordsmith and provocateur won out and from then I would do my thinking, and not my shooting, outside the box. However, I still retain a deep affection for the game. Indeed, I currently support Real de Banjul, a team in the Gambian Major League. I trained with them during my Afro-tastic gap year many moons ago. A proper football team.
So before the army of bitter, chubby-fingered football bloggers lay siege to my avant-garde ideas while they sit at their computers in their soiled underpants, and litter the web with unfocused vitriol, I ask you to read my words carefully, and consider my thoughts properly. As a true Brightonian (well, I’ve lived here for six years now, and I’m vegan), I decree that Brighton is beautiful enough without the “beautiful” game.
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RufusTC wrote:I think this troll will be getting a whole bunch of billy goat gruffs giving him a good bucking!!!!
I don't buy this for one minute. Shamelessly put together to get a reaction.
Don't feed the troll!
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Simster wrote:If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon.
Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
Simster
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Rex-Bibendi wrote:I'm sorry Rex, but you're being ridiculous. I have the money to live in Brighthelm, so will do exactly that thankyou very much. Notting Hill was all very well, but the cost of parking was obscene. And it wasn't edgy enough for me, to be honest.
Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
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Easy 10
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Taras Bulba wrote:I suspect there are a few "D'OH's" and slapped foreheads going round right now.
Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
pebble counter
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Taras Bulba wrote:Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
gingerdread
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2:21pm Wed 21 Sep 11
Simster wrote:Awesome take Quentin the queenie with you and dont come back!!!!
I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon.
Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
gingerdread
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2:26pm Wed 21 Sep 11
Taras Bulba wrote:WHAT YOU MEAN HE'S NOT????
Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
King Biscuit
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Willie, Willie Irvine
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Claire Banks wrote:No, you bit thinking the comments were all serious. Touche..
Bravo Q. I take my hat off to you for winding up the 'comments' posse. They all bit! I wonder if I could get more reaction is I posted an anti-breastfeeding piece?!! *impish giggle*
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Willie, Willie Irvine
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gheese77 wrote:Hmm, 'decent football' and 'Crystal Palace' are mutually exclusive terms...
Of course brighton doesn't need a football club - if you want to see some decent football Crystal Palace is only 40 min on the train
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King Biscuit wrote:You have made my day with that post :-)
It might make me as unpopular as a carnivore at a creative workshop, but I have to say I agree with the original blogger. It wasn't too bad when Brighton FC played their games at the Woodingdean as their fans mostly stayed away from the centre, but the new larger ground - despicably built in the middle of the beautiful Sussex countryside (one of the main reasons I moved my family here from the big City when my son Rameses was of school-bound age) - has seen the whole of Brighton, and more importantly Hove, flooded with football yobbos in their striped tops every Saturday.
As if the town isn't bad enough of a weekend, with groups of young 'chavs' descending from Croydon and Crawley in their droves, shouting across the street at each other and swigging from cans of mass-produced artifical-additive-l
aden alcopops between pavement-bound spittle contests, we now also have the football gangs in their shirts, staggering around town looking for sensitive locals to intimidate. I am happy to say that the big cheese of my local brasserie has banned those in football tops from his premises on Brighton Albion matchdays. I only hope other atmospherically aware businesses follow suit.
Why couldn't Brighton have built a ground at Gatwick Airport or somewhere else more suited to crowds of beer-sodden 'lads' than the historical streets of Brighton and Hove. My only hope is that the football team fail and are relegated to a lower league - this might be un-locally patriotic of me but if failure on the field means the crowds will be smaller and the yobbo groups fewer, it's a small price to pay for those of us who want a little peace in our lives.
Ripe seagull.
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King Biscuit wrote:Another wind up! Well done! Perhaps you should move back to mars (clearly from another planet) By the way, that beautiful Sussex countryside has a great big university on top of it! Thankfully the stadium was built and has by far improved the look of the area! And Rameses??? Nobody should call their kid that!! Also the football team is well on the way up so I think you'll find promotion is far more likely than relegation, then we'll have an even BIGGER stadium!! Marvelous!!!!
It might make me as unpopular as a carnivore at a creative workshop, but I have to say I agree with the original blogger. It wasn't too bad when Brighton FC played their games at the Woodingdean as their fans mostly stayed away from the centre, but the new larger ground - despicably built in the middle of the beautiful Sussex countryside (one of the main reasons I moved my family here from the big City when my son Rameses was of school-bound age) - has seen the whole of Brighton, and more importantly Hove, flooded with football yobbos in their striped tops every Saturday.
As if the town isn't bad enough of a weekend, with groups of young 'chavs' descending from Croydon and Crawley in their droves, shouting across the street at each other and swigging from cans of mass-produced artifical-additive-l
aden alcopops between pavement-bound spittle contests, we now also have the football gangs in their shirts, staggering around town looking for sensitive locals to intimidate. I am happy to say that the big cheese of my local brasserie has banned those in football tops from his premises on Brighton Albion matchdays. I only hope other atmospherically aware businesses follow suit.
Why couldn't Brighton have built a ground at Gatwick Airport or somewhere else more suited to crowds of beer-sodden 'lads' than the historical streets of Brighton and Hove. My only hope is that the football team fail and are relegated to a lower league - this might be un-locally patriotic of me but if failure on the field means the crowds will be smaller and the yobbo groups fewer, it's a small price to pay for those of us who want a little peace in our lives.
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pebble counter wrote:Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
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tom servo wrote:Just cancelled the Argus at the newsagents ! Idiots like him make it a waste of paper ! better used in the toilet Quintin ! Maybe with the bad sales they have might be linked to idiots writing like him ! Jocasta,Lex & Nimsie !!!! says it all !
pebble counter wrote:Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
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Kapplar
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Kapplar wrote:Appears he is a "satirical" fictional character. Another brilliant piece from the Argus.
If this is a joke piece, then it will no doubt serve it's purpose of antagonising the masses, although that's not really an accomplishment.
If however, it's an actual opinion then again bravo. I don't think I've ever read anything so self serving and pretentious in my life. From what I've read, you're neither Liberal, Creative or even a "Brightonian" - You're one of the many people who move to Brighton and use it like a designer accessory believing that, just like your £120 glassless wayfarers, living in the Laines will make you appear chic or cultured.
Your question is also inane. Of course Brighton doesn't need a Football team, it just really really wants one. My question is, does Brighton need the likes of you? I'm going to go out on a limb and say... No.
Hugs and Kisses,
A Rugby Fan.
King Biscuit
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FlipFlopFF wrote:It's ROFL! If you're going to use yoof acronyms, at least get them right!
Still makes me ROFFLE at all the comments. Every women man should wear BHAFC football tops with pride imvho #ThatsAll
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FC Inter ya Nan
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Busterblister wrote:You're wrong, the club is alive in its present form because of the fans, those that went to the Goldstone, the Priestfield and Withdean and now the Amex.
This is a spoof, but it appears to have flown over the heads of the vast majority of Albion's new found customers.
Of course, now the Amex is open all sorts of people come on here to comment about the Albion's fortune in finding a solitary benefactor and proclaim themselves lifelong fans. But where were they when the team played at The Priestfield and at Withdean and needed paying customers? Where were they when the club was holding out it's begging bowl and getting virtually nothing back? Where were the financial institutions when shown the business plan?
The club is only alive in its present form because of the generosity of one man. Otherwise it would have gone slowly but surely down the pan for lack of funds.
So when you see the pro-Albion comments, think "customers", not fans. They'll disappear when the "product" loses its appeal.
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Simster wrote:While this blog writer is far too into himself to write an inciteful piece on this subject, I am also completely astonished by some of those who support his views. While I understand not everyone likes or respects football or footballers which I can understand I think that alot of the opinions posted on here are completely mis-informed.
Rex-Bibendi wrote:I'm sorry Rex, but you're being ridiculous. I have the money to live in Brighthelm, so will do exactly that thankyou very much. Notting Hill was all very well, but the cost of parking was obscene. And it wasn't edgy enough for me, to be honest. No, the real problem here is not me, but silly do-gooders who drag the city through the gutter by changing things for the sake of it. I was drinking my espresso in the North Laine the other day and overheard some clown suggesting that Brighton pier should be changed to Palace Pier. Yeah great idea. Just throw away decades of tradition on a whim. Idiots.Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
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Rex-Bibendi wrote:What complete rubbish the city has not changed that much in seven years, buzz off back to Notting Hill !
Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
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Simster wrote:Simster....
Rex-Bibendi wrote:I'm sorry Rex, but you're being ridiculous. I have the money to live in Brighthelm, so will do exactly that thankyou very much. Notting Hill was all very well, but the cost of parking was obscene. And it wasn't edgy enough for me, to be honest.
Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
No, the real problem here is not me, but silly do-gooders who drag the city through the gutter by changing things for the sake of it. I was drinking my espresso in the North Laine the other day and overheard some clown suggesting that Brighton pier should be changed to Palace Pier.
Yeah great idea. Just throw away decades of tradition on a whim. Idiots.
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Simster wrote:As a professional person from a very creative and successful family, and who's uncle (now deceased) had a first in maths at Oxford Universty, which he later taught at Malvern Public School after a brief career as a professional cricketer with Middlesex before the 2nd World War, and who loved watching the Albion from the early 1930's until 1979 when he died, I take exception to these judgemental and narrow-minded, views which actually show more about the deficiciencies of human nature, than its qualities.
I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
familyguy_1234
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Ricki Malone
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Carter_Cooldancer
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Grendel
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Grendel
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pebble counter
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9:43am Sun 25 Sep 11
tom servo wrote:Well I actually never said I was into football, so it isn't hard for me to grasp as you put it. My wife can't stand football, but she sees the good it does for Brighton. If you can't see the benefit of having a stadium of the Amex's magnificence, to the extent that you would like it flattened, then you Tom deserve to see nothing. I hope you go bankrupt and someone flattens you instead.
pebble counter wrote:Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Busterblister
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10:12am Sun 25 Sep 11
pebble counter wrote:"The good it does for Brighton". Care to elaborate?
tom servo wrote:Well I actually never said I was into football, so it isn't hard for me to grasp as you put it. My wife can't stand football, but she sees the good it does for Brighton. If you can't see the benefit of having a stadium of the Amex's magnificence, to the extent that you would like it flattened, then you Tom deserve to see nothing. I hope you go bankrupt and someone flattens you instead.
pebble counter wrote:Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Busterblister
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10:24am Sun 25 Sep 11
Baldseagull wrote:Here are the facts. No Tony Bloom, no Amex. And that was entirely dependent in itself on getting a Labour Minister to completely ignore their own planning regulations. There was no financial institution prepared to lend the money because there was no/insufficient return. That means too few fans and too little total revenue to pay the debt under commercial terms. The fans had little if anything to do with it. The Withdean established that the Albion's core support in terms of season tickets is less than 5000 people. And it took 110 years to build that base. I would imagine the vast majority are just there for mthe game in itself, or to see the opposition.
Busterblister wrote:You're wrong, the club is alive in its present form because of the fans, those that went to the Goldstone, the Priestfield and Withdean and now the Amex.
This is a spoof, but it appears to have flown over the heads of the vast majority of Albion's new found customers.
Of course, now the Amex is open all sorts of people come on here to comment about the Albion's fortune in finding a solitary benefactor and proclaim themselves lifelong fans. But where were they when the team played at The Priestfield and at Withdean and needed paying customers? Where were they when the club was holding out it's begging bowl and getting virtually nothing back? Where were the financial institutions when shown the business plan?
The club is only alive in its present form because of the generosity of one man. Otherwise it would have gone slowly but surely down the pan for lack of funds.
So when you see the pro-Albion comments, think "customers", not fans. They'll disappear when the "product" loses its appeal.
Who would have built a Stadium for 22,000 after having only 8,000 without knowing that those fans were still out there?
I went to Gillingham only about half the games but had a season ticket at Withdean, there were 15,000 people after 4,000 tickets for the beginning of the first season home, many gave up trying after a few games and the thought of going to watch Brighton on a Saturday was given up.
Tony Bloom has put faith in the fans returning, but he would know that 30,000 fans travelled to Cardiff for a league 1 play off final and also know the numbers that were applying for tickets at bigger games.
I deliberately kept my son away from the Withdean as I wanted him to be enthused about going to watch Brighton, and get the passion that I have, not turned off as he had been at some of the games there.
Tony Bloom and Dick Knight are to be congratulated along with the other Board members, but those of us that did go to Withdean regularly also need to thank those that came occasionally then, and now come regularly to the Amex, as we would not have built it had they not been there.
The numbers will drop if the football is terrible, but that is no different at any football club.
Busterblister
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10:25am Sun 25 Sep 11
Busterblister
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10:25am Sun 25 Sep 11
tom servo
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12:03pm Sun 25 Sep 11
pebble counter wrote:Read it again... I never said I would like to see it flattened, I said I couldn't care a less if it was, clearly two different things.
tom servo wrote:Well I actually never said I was into football, so it isn't hard for me to grasp as you put it. My wife can't stand football, but she sees the good it does for Brighton. If you can't see the benefit of having a stadium of the Amex's magnificence, to the extent that you would like it flattened, then you Tom deserve to see nothing. I hope you go bankrupt and someone flattens you instead.
pebble counter wrote:Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
tom servo
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12:03pm Sun 25 Sep 11
I thought
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douggyFresh
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Baldseagull
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Busterblister wrote:Tony Bloom is undoubtedly crucial but as I said, he would not have built a 22500 seat stadium with room for expansion if he thought there would only be Withdean sized crowds comingNo Bill Archer and we would still be at the Goldstone, and if my Aunt had balls she'd be my Uncle.
Baldseagull wrote:Here are the facts. No Tony Bloom, no Amex. And that was entirely dependent in itself on getting a Labour Minister to completely ignore their own planning regulations. There was no financial institution prepared to lend the money because there was no/insufficient return. That means too few fans and too little total revenue to pay the debt under commercial terms. The fans had little if anything to do with it. The Withdean established that the Albion's core support in terms of season tickets is less than 5000 people. And it took 110 years to build that base. I would imagine the vast majority are just there for mthe game in itself, or to see the opposition.
Busterblister wrote:You're wrong, the club is alive in its present form because of the fans, those that went to the Goldstone, the Priestfield and Withdean and now the Amex.
This is a spoof, but it appears to have flown over the heads of the vast majority of Albion's new found customers.
Of course, now the Amex is open all sorts of people come on here to comment about the Albion's fortune in finding a solitary benefactor and proclaim themselves lifelong fans. But where were they when the team played at The Priestfield and at Withdean and needed paying customers? Where were they when the club was holding out it's begging bowl and getting virtually nothing back? Where were the financial institutions when shown the business plan?
The club is only alive in its present form because of the generosity of one man. Otherwise it would have gone slowly but surely down the pan for lack of funds.
So when you see the pro-Albion comments, think "customers", not fans. They'll disappear when the "product" loses its appeal.
Who would have built a Stadium for 22,000 after having only 8,000 without knowing that those fans were still out there?
I went to Gillingham only about half the games but had a season ticket at Withdean, there were 15,000 people after 4,000 tickets for the beginning of the first season home, many gave up trying after a few games and the thought of going to watch Brighton on a Saturday was given up.
Tony Bloom has put faith in the fans returning, but he would know that 30,000 fans travelled to Cardiff for a league 1 play off final and also know the numbers that were applying for tickets at bigger games.
I deliberately kept my son away from the Withdean as I wanted him to be enthused about going to watch Brighton, and get the passion that I have, not turned off as he had been at some of the games there.
Tony Bloom and Dick Knight are to be congratulated along with the other Board members, but those of us that did go to Withdean regularly also need to thank those that came occasionally then, and now come regularly to the Amex, as we would not have built it had they not been there.
The numbers will drop if the football is terrible, but that is no different at any football club.
Baldseagull
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5:18pm Sun 25 Sep 11
Busterblister wrote:I know the article is a joke, what you seem to fail to realise is that is taking the mick out of people like you and your ridiculous viewpoint.
I'm still amused at how many soccer fans think this is a serious article.
johnbr
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7:36pm Sun 25 Sep 11
hubby
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pebble counter
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9:01pm Sun 25 Sep 11
tom servo wrote:What you said, and I copy it verbatim, Is that personally you could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium. It's up there in your comment for everyone to see. Now you want to come across as BHAFC's biggest supporter. Got your number Tom Servo.
Read it again... I never said I would like to see it flattened, I said I couldn't care a less if it was, clearly two different things.
And how do you respond? by saying you hope harm comes to me, I think that says it all, idiot.
tom servo
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11:33pm Sun 25 Sep 11
pebble counter wrote:Yes you copied it correctly... but you seem to be having a little trouble with the English language, so let me explain in simple terms so that even you can understand it. Saying that I could not care a less is not the same as wishing it to happen, and no I'm not pretending to be a football fan as I have already stated I am not.
tom servo wrote:What you said, and I copy it verbatim, Is that personally you could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium. It's up there in your comment for everyone to see. Now you want to come across as BHAFC's biggest supporter. Got your number Tom Servo.
Read it again... I never said I would like to see it flattened, I said I couldn't care a less if it was, clearly two different things.
And how do you respond? by saying you hope harm comes to me, I think that says it all, idiot.
pebble counter
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1:06pm Mon 26 Sep 11
tom servo
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1:33pm Mon 26 Sep 11
pebble counter wrote:Yes you're right I think everyone else can see not only what I meant but what I actually said.
I'm having trouble with the English language - but you couldn't care 'a' less. Are you Italian perhaps? I shall say no more on this, everyone can see what you meant. Maybe your username is quite close to your real name and you are worried about your personal security. *rick.
Cabin fever
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tom servo
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4:22pm Mon 26 Sep 11
Cabin fever wrote:;-)
Pompous, patronising and inane ramblings from someone that clearly seems to think he is above everyone, or at least the vast majority, that reads The Argus.
Yet another example of someone that believes he has an exemplary grasp of the English language, but actually falls way short.
And *that's* just the comments from tom servo...
King Biscuit
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JamPal
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Ben Martin
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Ben Martin
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I thought
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1:52pm Tue 27 Sep 11
hubby wrote:...or Greens, or so many Homosexual Parades? Cyclists? or Blogs from anonymous cowards... The answer to all of this is of course NO!
Do we need Liberals?
Does Brighton need the Liberal Party?
I think I can answer both questions.
I thought
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1:52pm Tue 27 Sep 11
hubby wrote:...or Greens, or so many Homosexual Parades? Cyclists? or Blogs from anonymous cowards... The answer to all of this is of course NO!
Do we need Liberals?
Does Brighton need the Liberal Party?
I think I can answer both questions.
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halbpro says...
11:11am Wed 21 Sep 11
Additionally why ban football shirts? We have not, as far as I know, had any significant trouble from football fans in recent years, in fact Brighton is pretty trouble free when it comes to football violence. Possibly this is because we only have the one team, so no city derby exists, but still what would be the purpose of banning football shirts? In what way would it make it purer? By pretending the town doesn't have a football team? What good does that do?
Surely if Brighton is to be a wonderful place, and it truly is, it should be a wonderful place for everyone. If football fans were causing trouble in Brighton then I could see the case for some kind of crack down, but in my experience that simply isn't happening.