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Does Brighton Really Need A Football Club?

A matter of life and death A matter of life and death

On the way home from a wonderful traipse over the Downs with ma famille (wifey Jocasta and twins Lex & Nimsie), we drove by the massive construction that is the Amex Stadium, sat on the edge of said beautiful landscape like a gigantic alien robot beetle, ready to strike at the heart of the Falmer countryside.

On Wednesday evening, this metal monster is the venue for Brighton & Hove Albion’s Carling Cup tie with Liverpool and their troupe of international millionaire playboys, a game which will even be televised by Murdoch’s evil Sky empire.

With an impressive start to the Championship season, and an even more impressive and suave manager in the svelte, Latin form of Gus Poyet, Brighton are currently riding a tidal wave of success. However, is anyone brave enough to question all this hoopla? Does anyone actually have the kahunas (testes) to raise their hand and go against the flow? Well, yes, someone does. And once again, that someone is me, Q Delahunty. So I put it to you, dearest Argus readers – Does Brighton really need a football team at all?

Brighton, Brighthelm or Brighthelmstone, call it what you will, is a magical place, a haven for artists, creatives, radicals and those who choose to eschew the “norm” and raise a massive middle digit to the corporate mainstream.

So just how does a big corporate football team fit into Brighton circa 2012? With aspirations of reaching the vile, money-drunk Premier League, and a stadium sponsored by American Express of all companies, the Seagulls (an erroneous moniker as there is technically no such bird as a seagull) have their sights firmly set on sucking from the capitalist teat in the top division. Indeed, with the hideous “1901 Club” corporate seats, where business drones (smart casual dress code) can mingle with “like-minded people”, gorge themselves on naff “fine dining” and maybe even throw a glance or two in the direction of the action on the pitch, this new-look club has lost it’s Brighthelm vibe.

Now you regular readers/fans of mine will be well aware of my balance and my ability to see things from all points of view. And in cette case, I do see some positives in having the club succeed. In these times of economic turmoil, the working classes of Brighton and its surrounding environs will no doubt benefit from the (drug-free) shot in the arm of a successful local football team. 3pm on a Saturday gives these poor wastrels a chance to belong, to feel part of a tribe, and that is relatively important.

However, football in general, as well as currently lying prostrate in front of the capitalist gods, is imbued with a whole menagerie of nasty subcultures and attitudes. Despite the authorities doing their best (apparently) to “Kick It Out”, the average football fan still hides his racism under a Burberry baseball cap, his sexism in the back pocket of his ill-fitting jeans and his rampant homophobia under the five inches of flab around his midriff. So, is this sport of “isms” really relevant in our liberal idyll?

Surely, Petanque, Frisbee or even Hacky Sack are more representative of this ol’ seaside town? Games which imbue a counter-cultural sense of individuality. After all, have you ever seen crowd trouble at a Petanque game down on Hove Lawns? Or have you ever had your place smashed up by a horde of Hacky Sack hooligans? Didn’t think so.

So here’s my considered suggestion - As a first step, maybe Brighton council should ban the wearing of football shirts (of all teams) from the city, or at least from the likes of North Laine, the Lanes, Kemptown and Hanover.

Brighton at its best is a sea (by the sea) of tie-dye, shabby-chic and uber-cool underground fashion. That’s what the rest of the UK loves about us – our quirkiness. However, when that fashion-fest is polluted by acrylic football tops, the message is diluted. We become like any other coastal town that they forgot to close down.

Surely an exclusion zone would work? Wouldn’t a North Laine free of football colours be a purer and better place? While residents of areas such as Whitehawk, outside the zone, would still be able to sport their over-priced footy tops ‘til the proverbial cows came home?

And before the football elitists start lambasting me for my ignorance about football - FYI, in my hey-day, I was quite the footballer – a midfielder general with the vision Zinedine Zidane, the bite of Marco Tardelli and the glorious left foot of Liam Brady. (Indeed back then I even penned a bio-pic of the Arsenal and Ireland legend entitled “My Left Foot”. However, Jim Sheridan nicked my idea and sneakily substituted the football star for some angry artist with a handicap. I’ve never forgiven Sheridan to this day).

In my teens, my burgeoning football career (a fair few top teams were reportedly interested in me) was indeed burgeoning, but so was my gift for the written word. Eventually, my innate talent as a wordsmith and provocateur won out and from then I would do my thinking, and not my shooting, outside the box. However, I still retain a deep affection for the game. Indeed, I currently support Real de Banjul, a team in the Gambian Major League. I trained with them during my Afro-tastic gap year many moons ago. A proper football team.

So before the army of bitter, chubby-fingered football bloggers lay siege to my avant-garde ideas while they sit at their computers in their soiled underpants, and litter the web with unfocused vitriol, I ask you to read my words carefully, and consider my thoughts properly. As a true Brightonian (well, I’ve lived here for six years now, and I’m vegan), I decree that Brighton is beautiful enough without the “beautiful” game.

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Comments(154)

halbpro says...
11:11am Wed 21 Sep 11

Surely it is worth noting that Brighton and Hove Albion has existed since 1901, before Brighton adopted it's current attitude, and will probably still be here when/if the town's ethos and attitude shifts again.

Additionally why ban football shirts? We have not, as far as I know, had any significant trouble from football fans in recent years, in fact Brighton is pretty trouble free when it comes to football violence. Possibly this is because we only have the one team, so no city derby exists, but still what would be the purpose of banning football shirts? In what way would it make it purer? By pretending the town doesn't have a football team? What good does that do?

Surely if Brighton is to be a wonderful place, and it truly is, it should be a wonderful place for everyone. If football fans were causing trouble in Brighton then I could see the case for some kind of crack down, but in my experience that simply isn't happening.

bigdavebrighton says...
11:16am Wed 21 Sep 11

you have got moxy I will give you that, The seagulls have been an integral part of this city for many moons, bringing a certain amount of class and difference to the football league, tarring Brighton fans with the same brush as other teams is unfounded, Brighton is a not only an artsy shabby chic city but also cosmopolitan embracing many international trates and cultural blends, not to mention the increase in business to the area, the jobs that the albion have created in building the new ground which has been built with sheer class and gives people an unrivaled experience into football which is and people should be reminded the beautiful game our national passtime so dont be so quick to judge what the albion are doing and think more about what diversity and culture they are bringing to our city.

gingerdread says...
11:20am Wed 21 Sep 11

I read about half of this tripe before i realised that Quentin is one of those left wing crack heads that had probaly just done a few lines on the downs before seing monster allien stadiums taking over !! honestly what friggin planet is this stuck up arogant **** from??????

Bancieri says...
11:21am Wed 21 Sep 11

The bile that you have produced smells as high to heaven as the gases emitted from you vegan backside. The Seagulls are flying high and providing much needed happiness amongst us locals (39 years and counting) not just the 6 which you claim makes you a local!!! May I suggest you use you innate talent as a wordsmith to produce something worth reading? Have a nice day!!!

farside says...
11:21am Wed 21 Sep 11

If this is an example of your relative "prowess with the written word (and as a provocateur)" little wonder that your putative football career faltered as it would suggest that the rumours of interest must have been greatly exaggerated

RufusTC says...
11:22am Wed 21 Sep 11

I don't buy this for one minute. Shamelessly put together to get a reaction.

Don't feed the troll!

deano. says...
11:23am Wed 21 Sep 11

what an idiot !!!

Brez25 says...
11:24am Wed 21 Sep 11

A true brightonian after living here for 6 years? I lived here all my life 26 years so far!
This club has united people from all over the city and in fact all over the country! Peaceful protests about the ground and only one real bit of trouble a few years ago after the Leeds match!

A terrible stereotypical view of football fans and quite offensive to people who don't wear burberry caps (not that I've seen any at the Amex) also I don't have chubby fingers!

The club has been here a lot longer than you and our fans have been through a tough time with it! If you don't like seeing football shirts around the...tough, I would love to see the city in a sea of blue and White stripes

gingerdread says...
11:29am Wed 21 Sep 11

RufusTC wrote:
I don't buy this for one minute. Shamelessly put together to get a reaction.

Don't feed the troll!
I think this troll will be getting a whole bunch of billy goat gruffs giving him a good bucking!!!!

DanielJC says...
11:31am Wed 21 Sep 11

"Brighton, Brighthelm or Brighthelmstone, call it what you will, is a magical place, a haven for artists, creatives, radicals and those who choose to eschew the “norm” and raise a massive middle digit to the corporate mainstream."

It's very nice of you to decide who Brighton is for. I suppose that by extension, despite being born & bred in the wonderful city, you are decreeing that Brighton has no need for me, and that I am to leave, simply because I do not belong to your set criteria of who Brighton is a haven "for".

Personally, I love that Brighton is a place for *all* people, including those you wish it be exclusive for, and also including those who enjoy football and want a club to be proud of.

"Despite the authorities doing their best (apparently) to “Kick It Out”, the average football fan still hides his racism under a Burberry baseball cap, his sexism in the back pocket of his ill-fitting jeans and his rampant homophobia under the five inches of flab around his midriff. So, is this sport of “isms” really relevant in our liberal idyll?"

This is absolutely disgusting, and I would like to invite you to defend this further. If you were to apply such a baseless stereotype to a group of people based on their race, religion, gender or sexuality yourself it would (rightly) be disgraceful; I don't see why doing so to a group based the fact they like football is any better.

I'm also genuinely interested in whether you take much pleasure from deliberately insulting an entire group of people, and also whether it makes you feel better to indulge the very labelling and discrimination that you (rightly) despise in others.

heathgate says...
11:34am Wed 21 Sep 11

'Right-on' liberalism at it's worst... no room for progress, no tolerance of deviations from the middle ground...... bigotry from beginning to end.

Rex-Bibendi says...
11:38am Wed 21 Sep 11

Any journalist who prefers to say 'ma famille' instead of 'my family' in the first sentence of a piece should be shot.
This blog is narrow-minded, stereotypical and offensive to the footballer, writer & Brightonian in me.

Scousefan says...
11:42am Wed 21 Sep 11

Quentin - you have a stupid name and even more stupid opinions.
I left Brighton more 25 years ago and have supported the football team ever since. Sadly reading this tripe reminds me of the bad side of Brighton that I didn't used to like.
Maybe pretentious prats should be banned from central Brighton.
Mr Carrot where are you when we need you!

Keyword: ignore

domfor says...
11:49am Wed 21 Sep 11

As fully born and bred Brightonian, I'm very proud of my city. It's a welcoming and energenic place that many choose to make their home. The only trouble can sometimes be when our new neightbours somehow think their 'Brightonian' status gives them the right to look down on others.

If you don't like diversity Quentin, try living in a gated community where the 'working classes' will be kept out.

not a regular says...
11:50am Wed 21 Sep 11

Pretentiousness at its finest. Not to mention claims of racism, while wanting to exile others for having different interests and backgrounds.

You're good at two things: hypocrasy and journalism (only because you know how to grind enough gears to get a reaction).

I'd love to say more, but unfortunately I have to get back to vandalising my town, beating up innocent people and forming hate groups.

JasonSimmonds says...
11:57am Wed 21 Sep 11

What a load of stereotypical twaddle. Utter trash. It is so clearly obvious you haven't been to the Amex ever.

It's funny you talk about banning football shirts in your utopia yet in the same breath you would probably be outraged about a possible banning of a woman of her rights to choose to wear a burkha. Does individual choice not exist in your world, thank goodness you just talk rubbish and are not in a position to implement policies.

I regard myself as middle class, never wear football tops yet I and 20,000+ other people (let me first of apologise on behalf of us 20,000 people whom spoil yours and your families walk. My actual advice would be why don't you walk somewhere else, Sussex has plenty other beautiful spots) love going to the Amex each week. The quality of enterntainment is better than any opera, any theatre production, any film (yes I have been to these too) I could care to mention and it is a real COMMUNITY event. You talk and meet people and make friends with people whom you would never talk and speak to because you have a common interest i.e the team. You never do that at the theatre, opera, cinema, going for a walk or reading a book. Seeing that you liberals seem to have a thing about community I would have thought you would have desired that.

The ground, the team, the manager and the chairman are something Brighton and Sussex in general should be proud of and yet you are given paper time to roll out cliched (and actually to be quite honest if it was said about a specific nation/race/gender group very offensive) claptrap.

The Amex is here to stay, the battle of the stadium has been long won and it will be there until the day I die. Giving entertainment, happiness and enjoyment to thousands and thousands of people, hooray.

Simster says...
11:58am Wed 21 Sep 11

I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon.

Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.

JasonSimmonds says...
11:58am Wed 21 Sep 11

What a load of stereotypical twaddle. Utter trash. It is so clearly obvious you haven't been to the Amex ever.
It's funny you talk about banning football shirts in your utopia yet in the same breath you would probably be outraged about a possible banning of a woman of her rights to choose to wear a burkha. Does individual choice not exist in your world, thank goodness you just talk rubbish and are not in a position to implement policies.
I regard myself as middle class, never wear football tops yet I and 20,000+ other people (let me first of apologise on behalf of us 20,000 people whom spoil yours and your families walk. My actual advice would be why don't you walk somewhere else, Sussex has plenty other beautiful spots) love going to the Amex each week. The quality of enterntainment is better than any opera, any theatre production, any film (yes I have been to these too) I could care to mention and it is a real COMMUNITY event. You talk and meet people and make friends with people whom you would never talk and speak to because you have a common interest i.e the team. You never do that at the theatre, opera, cinema, going for a walk or reading a book. Seeing that you liberals seem to have a thing about community I would have thought you would have desired that.
The ground, the team, the manager and the chairman are something Brighton and Sussex in general should be proud of and yet you are given paper time to roll out cliched (and actually to be quite honest if it was said about a specific nation/race/gender group is actually very offensive) claptrap.
The Amex is here to stay, the battle of the stadium has been long won and it will be there until the day I die, hooray.

ICantThinkOfAName says...
11:59am Wed 21 Sep 11

Another "vorrener", spose 'e come from Kent or Lunnon. Go back and leave us be.

Long Eaton Mess says...
12:02pm Wed 21 Sep 11

My, my!! What A fisherman you are, Quentin.

A wordsmith you proclaim to be, but labelling yourself as a 'Liberal' suggests you are not aware of the word.

To reserve such grudges toward the residents of Whitehawk, and to possess an apparent loathing of citizens outside of Brighton's middleclass playground, paints a picture of a 'Blue Quentin'!

Here's what a 'Liberal' is.


lib·er·al
    Show IPA

adjective
1.
favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.

2.
( often initial capital letter ) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.

3.
of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.

4.
favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, especially as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.

5.
favoring or permitting freedom of action, especially with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.

swedishseagull says...
12:06pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Welcome the cardigan wearing slippers brigade?

Rex-Bibendi says...
12:10pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Simster wrote:
I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon.

Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.

Simster says...
12:18pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Rex-Bibendi wrote:
Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
I'm sorry Rex, but you're being ridiculous. I have the money to live in Brighthelm, so will do exactly that thankyou very much. Notting Hill was all very well, but the cost of parking was obscene. And it wasn't edgy enough for me, to be honest.

No, the real problem here is not me, but silly do-gooders who drag the city through the gutter by changing things for the sake of it. I was drinking my espresso in the North Laine the other day and overheard some clown suggesting that Brighton pier should be changed to Palace Pier.

Yeah great idea. Just throw away decades of tradition on a whim. Idiots.

jasblue says...
12:29pm Wed 21 Sep 11

I saw his name and that convinced me not to bother reading any of it!!

Adkins Schmadkins says...
12:37pm Wed 21 Sep 11

I tell you what would be a jolly idea - if Brighton football club became the de facto club for homosexuals men and women, trans-genders (pre and post op) and for cross dressers. It's clear that my fair city is a haven for these people and our tolerance is widely known. Ditch the blue and white stripes and all the thuggish alpha male fans in favour of (fairly-sourced) rainbow coloured tops and shorts to be be cheered on by a more discerning fan more in keeping with the ethos of our Bohemia. Let the thugs and hooligans support Crawley and reclaim Brighton's football club for the true Brightonians.

Mono1701 says...
12:40pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Gosh I dont usually read this newspaper nor engage in comments or blogs. I was sent this link from an academic coleague. I found this piece rather sad. I have always loved Brighton as a tolerent city of all creeds. I dont think i have ever read a more resentful, biased post full of anger and snobery. You are as bad as those you criticise. I guese you reside in a elitist part of town and can afford look down at others from muesli mountain. You paint a rather negative view of Brighton as a city and sport in general. I apreciate your trying to challenge the majority. This shouldnt be carried out at the expense of those less fortunate than us. By the way i am not sitting at home in my pants like your vile judgemental offensive comments suggest.

Wilka says...
12:40pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Very funny I presume this is a pee take to bait people. If so a masterful peice. If not well......

seagullsovergrimsby says...
12:40pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Quentin is reeling them in haha

killigarth says...
12:41pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Born and bred in Brighton and a lifelong Albion fan I moved away after half a century. I now live in Cornwall and us 'emets' come here and thrive by not changing things but by embracing the life style.

Brightons 'incommers' would do better to do the same. Enjoy the lifestyle you can in Brighton and embrace the lifestyle the people of Brighton and Hove have always had.

Quentin DelaHuntty (is that a real name) you are clearly in a minority as a referendum proved, you are also disrespectful to the good people of Brighton and Hove who, at least up until now, have welcomed you to their City.

I can't wait for my next trip to watch the Albion. Tonight will be sky TV with my Cornish friends.

Adkins Schmadkins says...
12:51pm Wed 21 Sep 11

I think we're going to need a bigger boat.

Easy 10 says...
1:01pm Wed 21 Sep 11

The wild indignity of the pompous responses on here are almost as funny as the blog itself. I just cannot believe so many people have been suckered in by this marvellously written spoof, cracking lunchtime reading.

Keep it coming folks, hilarious (and some fine work there too Simster) :0D

UppityPrimate says...
1:08pm Wed 21 Sep 11

maybe we can harness the dual power of quentin's rampant hot-air production, and the knee-jerk reactions that followed, to generate enough electricity to remove the need for the glyndebourne wind turbine to be slapped up in the middle of another nice landscape? just a thought.

King Biscuit says...
1:22pm Wed 21 Sep 11

It might make me as unpopular as a carnivore at a creative workshop, but I have to say I agree with the original blogger. It wasn't too bad when Brighton FC played their games at the Woodingdean as their fans mostly stayed away from the centre, but the new larger ground - despicably built in the middle of the beautiful Sussex countryside (one of the main reasons I moved my family here from the big City when my son Rameses was of school-bound age) - has seen the whole of Brighton, and more importantly Hove, flooded with football yobbos in their striped tops every Saturday.

As if the town isn't bad enough of a weekend, with groups of young 'chavs' descending from Croydon and Crawley in their droves, shouting across the street at each other and swigging from cans of mass-produced artifical-additive-l
aden alcopops between pavement-bound spittle contests, we now also have the football gangs in their shirts, staggering around town looking for sensitive locals to intimidate. I am happy to say that the big cheese of my local brasserie has banned those in football tops from his premises on Brighton Albion matchdays. I only hope other atmospherically aware businesses follow suit.

Why couldn't Brighton have built a ground at Gatwick Airport or somewhere else more suited to crowds of beer-sodden 'lads' than the historical streets of Brighton and Hove. My only hope is that the football team fail and are relegated to a lower league - this might be un-locally patriotic of me but if failure on the field means the crowds will be smaller and the yobbo groups fewer, it's a small price to pay for those of us who want a little peace in our lives.

sweeper180 says...
1:51pm Wed 21 Sep 11

JUST A SAD LITTLE MAN WANTING TO BE RECOGNISED, NEXT HE'LL BE ON ABOUT THE OLD GETTING THEIR PENSIONS AND DO THEY DESERVE IT. HE'S BEST IGNORED LIKE THE NON-ENTITY THAT HE IS

Taras Bulba says...
1:52pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?

Taras Bulba says...
1:52pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?

Easy 10 says...
2:13pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Taras Bulba wrote:
Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
I suspect there are a few "D'OH's" and slapped foreheads going round right now.

pebble counter says...
2:15pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Taras Bulba wrote:
Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.

gingerdread says...
2:21pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Simster wrote:
I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon.

Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
Awesome take Quentin the queenie with you and dont come back!!!!

gingerdread says...
2:26pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Taras Bulba wrote:
Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
WHAT YOU MEAN HE'S NOT????

King Biscuit says...
2:31pm Wed 21 Sep 11

@gingerdread It is the people who have moved down to Brighton from London that make the town what it is, it's our creative energies, highly educated minds and business savvy that are responsible for the latte bars, art galleries and craft shops that long-term Brightonians now enjoy. With the greatest respect, had it not been for the influx of us Londoners in recent years, you'd probably all still be drinking cans of Skol and admiring each other's earwax. If that monstrosity of a football ground added even 10% to the culture of this town that a single person like Simster, the original blogger or (I bashfully admit) myself surely does, then you might have an argument for its presence in the town.

Willie, Willie Irvine says...
2:48pm Wed 21 Sep 11

What a boring piece, dear Quentin - lacking in charm, wit or humour (unlike us fat-bellied Albion supporters. Regards to votre famille...

Ant1966 says...
2:55pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Maybe the question ought to be whether Brighton needs the sort of people who have such a poor command of the English language that they have to resort to using French! Who try to impress by using what they percieve to be intelectual phrases but who sadly show a lack of understanding of the real world. What depresses me is not the question posed, but the fact that the writer of the article calls himself a liberal but shows a bigotted and discriminatory view towards social classes that i am suprised the editor allowed it to be published! To described footbal fans as working class and wastrels clealy shows this individuals views to be medieval than forward and progressive, let alone liberal. If he does not like the football ground, then the Sussex Downs are surely big enough for him to be able to walk out of site of the stadium. Does any town or city need a football club? If it provides a focal point for the area, a feeling of community and belonging, then the answer must be yes.

WS says...
3:00pm Wed 21 Sep 11

For me Quentin misses the bigger question. It's not 'do we need the football club Brighton'? It's 'do we need the city of Brighton at all'?

Frankly I'm stumped on that. It may be time to organise the careful dispersal of our city's residents to other parts of the UK, and end Brighton's ultimately pointless and futile existence.

I thought says...
3:07pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Why does Brighton need a football club? What else are the unemployed working class going to spend their benefit money on??

Scudster says...
3:19pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Come on chaps - the alleged children are called 'Lex' and 'Nimsie'... any pretence of this being a serious piece ended in line 3...!

Perhaps Quentin could turn his vaguely considered wit to the equally valid question - 'Does Brighton really need a Festival ?' next...

Ripe seagull. says...
3:22pm Wed 21 Sep 11

An obvious wind up in the words of Mr Carrot! With no mention of the great work they do off the field either!

Claire Banks says...
3:40pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Bravo Q. I take my hat off to you for winding up the 'comments' posse. They all bit! I wonder if I could get more reaction is I posted an anti-breastfeeding piece?!! *impish giggle*

Willie, Willie Irvine says...
3:52pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Claire Banks wrote:
Bravo Q. I take my hat off to you for winding up the 'comments' posse. They all bit! I wonder if I could get more reaction is I posted an anti-breastfeeding piece?!! *impish giggle*
No, you bit thinking the comments were all serious. Touche..

gheese77 says...
4:19pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Of course brighton doesn't need a football club - if you want to see some decent football Crystal Palace is only 40 min on the train

Willie, Willie Irvine says...
4:30pm Wed 21 Sep 11

gheese77 wrote:
Of course brighton doesn't need a football club - if you want to see some decent football Crystal Palace is only 40 min on the train
Hmm, 'decent football' and 'Crystal Palace' are mutually exclusive terms...

JoeBlow says...
4:44pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Very nicely done, 'Quentin', you have certainly identified some of the more gullible posters on here. It went way over far too many heads.

FlipFlopFF says...
5:09pm Wed 21 Sep 11

ROFFLE imvho

FlipFlopFF says...
5:09pm Wed 21 Sep 11

ROFFLE imvho

FlipFlopFF says...
5:13pm Wed 21 Sep 11

King Biscuit wrote:
It might make me as unpopular as a carnivore at a creative workshop, but I have to say I agree with the original blogger. It wasn't too bad when Brighton FC played their games at the Woodingdean as their fans mostly stayed away from the centre, but the new larger ground - despicably built in the middle of the beautiful Sussex countryside (one of the main reasons I moved my family here from the big City when my son Rameses was of school-bound age) - has seen the whole of Brighton, and more importantly Hove, flooded with football yobbos in their striped tops every Saturday.

As if the town isn't bad enough of a weekend, with groups of young 'chavs' descending from Croydon and Crawley in their droves, shouting across the street at each other and swigging from cans of mass-produced artifical-additive-l

aden alcopops between pavement-bound spittle contests, we now also have the football gangs in their shirts, staggering around town looking for sensitive locals to intimidate. I am happy to say that the big cheese of my local brasserie has banned those in football tops from his premises on Brighton Albion matchdays. I only hope other atmospherically aware businesses follow suit.

Why couldn't Brighton have built a ground at Gatwick Airport or somewhere else more suited to crowds of beer-sodden 'lads' than the historical streets of Brighton and Hove. My only hope is that the football team fail and are relegated to a lower league - this might be un-locally patriotic of me but if failure on the field means the crowds will be smaller and the yobbo groups fewer, it's a small price to pay for those of us who want a little peace in our lives.
You have made my day with that post :-)

Ripe seagull. says...
6:38pm Wed 21 Sep 11

King Biscuit wrote:
It might make me as unpopular as a carnivore at a creative workshop, but I have to say I agree with the original blogger. It wasn't too bad when Brighton FC played their games at the Woodingdean as their fans mostly stayed away from the centre, but the new larger ground - despicably built in the middle of the beautiful Sussex countryside (one of the main reasons I moved my family here from the big City when my son Rameses was of school-bound age) - has seen the whole of Brighton, and more importantly Hove, flooded with football yobbos in their striped tops every Saturday.

As if the town isn't bad enough of a weekend, with groups of young 'chavs' descending from Croydon and Crawley in their droves, shouting across the street at each other and swigging from cans of mass-produced artifical-additive-l

aden alcopops between pavement-bound spittle contests, we now also have the football gangs in their shirts, staggering around town looking for sensitive locals to intimidate. I am happy to say that the big cheese of my local brasserie has banned those in football tops from his premises on Brighton Albion matchdays. I only hope other atmospherically aware businesses follow suit.

Why couldn't Brighton have built a ground at Gatwick Airport or somewhere else more suited to crowds of beer-sodden 'lads' than the historical streets of Brighton and Hove. My only hope is that the football team fail and are relegated to a lower league - this might be un-locally patriotic of me but if failure on the field means the crowds will be smaller and the yobbo groups fewer, it's a small price to pay for those of us who want a little peace in our lives.
Another wind up! Well done! Perhaps you should move back to mars (clearly from another planet) By the way, that beautiful Sussex countryside has a great big university on top of it! Thankfully the stadium was built and has by far improved the look of the area! And Rameses??? Nobody should call their kid that!! Also the football team is well on the way up so I think you'll find promotion is far more likely than relegation, then we'll have an even BIGGER stadium!! Marvelous!!!!

offthebit says...
8:15pm Wed 21 Sep 11

The title of this page should perhaps be "Does The Argus need Quentin Delahunty?"

Nobody "needs" a football team in the sense that they need water and oxygen. But as a supposed liberal, maybe Mr Delahunty should consider that banning the wearing of football shirts is no different to banning burkas (presumably he supports that also? Just in the interests of balance. And flip-flops). Just because something does not fit in with his small-minded view of the world, does not mean it should be banned.

But I see he has not lived in the city that long, hopefully in time he will learn to open his mind and learn to love all there is on offer.

Lastly, to everyone complaining about the impact of the stadium on the environment, please go to the Brighton Museum and take a look at the maps of the city over the past few centuries. Our city was built on open land - your own home included.

leobrighton says...
8:38pm Wed 21 Sep 11

I have lived here 10 years from Norfolk and would never have sheer cheek to call myself a true Brightonian and I am no fan of football actually but how dare this guy write such stuff. Such a lack of respect and arrogance is hard to come by even nowadays when such things rear their ugly head so much. Oh and I am no chubby fingered blockhead. Beware these dangerous people, as they are dangerous. Looking to destroy society as we know it and replace it with their own selfish self centred ideas. Facism in its most purest sense.

seventhjunction says...
9:07pm Wed 21 Sep 11

No

denn1s25 says...
10:05pm Wed 21 Sep 11

I have no doubt your name is Quentin (who would lie about that?) and that you live in Brighton, but you have called yourself liberal which contradicts the contents of your blog.

Just one question, do you use just your creative powers to convince yourself you're liberal, or do you take medication to help?

PorkBoat says...
10:35pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Laugh? I nearly spat my hazlenut skinny latte all over the screen of my i-pad! Nearly soiled my calf length denim shorts with turn ups! All the other denizens of the Trafalgar Street coffee shop I am in momentarily looked up from their copies of The Independent (one was reading a copy of The Sun, but said they were being "ironic"). Brighton needs a football team, yes, but what it REALLY needs are MORE COFFEE SHOPS!!

the_bewlay_brother says...
11:14pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Did anyone actually consider this might just be a spoof - ie a PARODY - before posting? Or was everyone just too keen to sound off?

the_bewlay_brother says...
11:14pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Did anyone actually consider this might just be a spoof - ie a PARODY - before posting? Or was everyone just too keen to sound off?

Auld School says...
11:27pm Wed 21 Sep 11

Brilliant stuff, well done. My family can trace itslef back through Brighton for 4 generations, and I was bought up by my proud BHA supporting parents to support BHA. My personal experiences supporting BHA through thin and thinner are my most precious. Never have I felt so proud of my kin than when at Gilligham etc.

Its a shame you dont get it, BHA is a genuine cornerstone of Brighthelmstone that Pride and the Festival will never be. NEVER.

lequack80 says...
1:50am Thu 22 Sep 11

I never realised the I.Q. in Brighton and Hove was so low! :-0

Nico Rjinders says...
8:32am Thu 22 Sep 11

It says everything about the comments on the Argus that only one person seems to have noticed that this is a spoof. Not an especially subtle one.

Marko says...
9:12am Thu 22 Sep 11

Fantastic piece only bettered by how hysterically stupid most of the people who have commented are. I often wondered who it was that sends flowers to a soap character's funeral and think I may now have some idea - who would have thought that they live among us in Brighthelmstone though?!

Doublemadforit says...
9:39am Thu 22 Sep 11

Obviously a spoof as everyone knows that Real de Banjul play in the GFA League First Division and not the fictitious Gambian Major League...........

ReluctantHousewife says...
9:44am Thu 22 Sep 11

I would love to take dear Quentin to the stadium to witness the love, cheer and all round good humour of the new Albion fans who can now take a seat (in comfort) to watch their team play.

Last night everywhere I looked there were happy, open faces, everyone smiled at each other and wished each other and the team well. Most of these people had never been to a game before! (Thankfully the massive screens post up the fans song lyrics so everyone can join in and sing along and not feel left out). So wonderful for them to get the chance... and now you Quentin. Why not come to a game and see for yourself, it is honestly more of a community these days than a nest of troublesome hooligans? (I'm lucky enough to be in corporate seating where no replica shirts are allowed so you won't be offended by them)
All best, RH x

FlipFlopFF says...
10:25am Thu 22 Sep 11

Still makes me ROFFLE at all the comments. Every women man should wear BHAFC football tops with pride imvho #ThatsAll

tom servo says...
10:29am Thu 22 Sep 11

pebble counter wrote:
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.

Tommy from the Amex says...
12:40pm Thu 22 Sep 11

tom servo wrote:
pebble counter wrote:
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Just cancelled the Argus at the newsagents ! Idiots like him make it a waste of paper ! better used in the toilet Quintin ! Maybe with the bad sales they have might be linked to idiots writing like him ! Jocasta,Lex & Nimsie !!!! says it all !

tpw211 says...
1:25pm Thu 22 Sep 11

I was going to post about how much of a disgrace this article is and I am a Coventry City fan. After reading the article again I am sure it is satirical and poking fun at the pretentious idiots that seem to congregate down here, excellent work!!
If it isn't satirical then it goes to show how narrow minded these 'liberals' are.

Busterblister says...
1:29pm Thu 22 Sep 11

This is a spoof, but it appears to have flown over the heads of the vast majority of Albion's new found customers.

Of course, now the Amex is open all sorts of people come on here to comment about the Albion's fortune in finding a solitary benefactor and proclaim themselves lifelong fans. But where were they when the team played at The Priestfield and at Withdean and needed paying customers? Where were they when the club was holding out it's begging bowl and getting virtually nothing back? Where were the financial institutions when shown the business plan?

The club is only alive in its present form because of the generosity of one man. Otherwise it would have gone slowly but surely down the pan for lack of funds.

So when you see the pro-Albion comments, think "customers", not fans. They'll disappear when the "product" loses its appeal.

Kapplar says...
1:30pm Thu 22 Sep 11

If this is a joke piece, then it will no doubt serve it's purpose of antagonising the masses, although that's not really an accomplishment.

If however, it's an actual opinion then again bravo. I don't think I've ever read anything so self serving and pretentious in my life. From what I've read, you're neither Liberal, Creative or even a "Brightonian" - You're one of the many people who move to Brighton and use it like a designer accessory believing that, just like your £120 glassless wayfarers, living in the Laines will make you appear chic or cultured.

Your question is also inane. Of course Brighton doesn't need a Football team, it just really really wants one. My question is, does Brighton need the likes of you? I'm going to go out on a limb and say... No.


Hugs and Kisses,
A Rugby Fan.

tpw211 says...
1:31pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Editor's note: Quentin Delahunty is a fictional creation.

Tailgaters Anonymous says...
1:42pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Looks as if the search is still on after the display last night against Liverpool!

Bubs says...
1:45pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Bravo - yes I don't think Quentin having a go at football or the football team. He is having a go at people like the Quentin character he pretends to be. And there are a fair few of them here in Brighton.

Brighton Shermdog says...
2:09pm Thu 22 Sep 11

This article has to be a joke, if not then its one of the worst pieces ever written

Kapplar says...
2:10pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Kapplar wrote:
If this is a joke piece, then it will no doubt serve it's purpose of antagonising the masses, although that's not really an accomplishment.

If however, it's an actual opinion then again bravo. I don't think I've ever read anything so self serving and pretentious in my life. From what I've read, you're neither Liberal, Creative or even a "Brightonian" - You're one of the many people who move to Brighton and use it like a designer accessory believing that, just like your £120 glassless wayfarers, living in the Laines will make you appear chic or cultured.

Your question is also inane. Of course Brighton doesn't need a Football team, it just really really wants one. My question is, does Brighton need the likes of you? I'm going to go out on a limb and say... No.


Hugs and Kisses,
A Rugby Fan.
Appears he is a "satirical" fictional character. Another brilliant piece from the Argus.

King Biscuit says...
2:25pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Even if he is fictional, like you say, he stills speaks up for a section of society usually ignored by football-obsessed newspapers like the Argus. And he talks a lot more sense than most people on this comments thread! More strings to your bow and more ink to your quill, Quentin, or whatever your real name is.

gartholomusings says...
2:33pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Of course this is a joke creation - just look at the name. And whilst i think it's vaguely amusing the writer is not talented enough to pull off the ironic pretense.

Got plenty of biters though. Including me, f&*$&%^&$&.

Karswell says...
2:51pm Thu 22 Sep 11

unworthy of any newspaper to print this tripe. Badly argued, conceived and written. I can think of an apt anagram of the author's name...........

cliffettridge says...
4:52pm Thu 22 Sep 11

It is clearly a joke blog post, but what's the point? I'm not sure what it is trying to achieve. It didn't make me laugh. It didn't really raise any questions. All it has succeeded in doing is annoying people. Even those that get it are probably left sneering at it thinking it a poor piece of writing. Really quite an odd editorial decision. Ah well.

Cabin fever says...
5:09pm Thu 22 Sep 11

FlipFlopFF wrote:
Still makes me ROFFLE at all the comments. Every women man should wear BHAFC football tops with pride imvho #ThatsAll
It's ROFL! If you're going to use yoof acronyms, at least get them right!

CJTC

Hatman123 says...
5:16pm Thu 22 Sep 11

You c*nt! Get a life you pr!ck.

FC Inter ya Nan says...
5:42pm Thu 22 Sep 11

"Surely, Petanque, Frisbee or even Hacky Sack are more representative of this ol’ seaside town?" - your not a Brightonian, you dont know the make-up of this brilliant city, you have just labelled it what you would like it to be "Brighton at its best is a sea (by the sea) of tie-dye, shabby-chic and uber-cool underground fashion." and thats why people love it! incorrect thats why YOU love. YOU are whats wrong with Brighton, not people wearing cap's. Yes congrats you've got the response you wanted but at what cost. C**T

FC Inter ya Nan says...
5:42pm Thu 22 Sep 11

"Surely, Petanque, Frisbee or even Hacky Sack are more representative of this ol’ seaside town?" - your not a Brightonian, you dont know the make-up of this brilliant city, you have just labelled it what you would like it to be "Brighton at its best is a sea (by the sea) of tie-dye, shabby-chic and uber-cool underground fashion." and thats why people love it! incorrect thats why YOU love. YOU are whats wrong with Brighton, not people wearing cap's. Yes congrats you've got the response you wanted but at what cost. C**T

kentseagull says...
5:47pm Thu 22 Sep 11

I quite enjoyed this, it started off as a nice little satrical piece..lost its way a bit and sadly was really lost on many of the above!!

SiliconBeachead says...
6:35pm Thu 22 Sep 11

I don't usually post in the comments sections as it's usually full of trolled comments and random mutterings.

I was mainly interested in the article to see if any valid point would be raised that could maybe hold some ground against the unrelenting tide of Albion supporters who undoubtedly will read the article and see it as an attack against their beloved team.

However, I couldn't even get past the 3rd paragraph, where the author uses the word Kahunas to indicate he has large testes.

He doesn't.

The word he's looking for is "Cojones" - which translated from Spanish, literally means "testicles".

A "Kahuna" is a Hawaiian Shaman, or slang for an important person, somebody in charge. His boss, is the "Big Kahuna", he however is someone who stopped me dead in my tracks & took me right out of the article and ANY chance of finishing it because if he can't be bothered to get insignificant facts straight, what chance does he have of presenting any valid argument.

Quentin, I'm not a writer, I'm not a journalist, but for crying out loud, if you're going to try to speak "the lingo" sort your s%@t out. And people wonder why the cherished "local newspaper" is a dying thing.

Muppet.

Ringmer Rich says...
7:38pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Poorly written, cliche-filled drivel. Another pseudo intellectual thinking they have something to share. 'Creative'? Seriously? Should have tried out for the football teams because unfortunately you have no talent for the written word. Pointless 'tongue-in-cheek' exercise designed to provoke in order to self-promote a dire blog. Yawn.

Ringmer Rich says...
7:39pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Poorly written, cliche-filled drivel. Another pseudo intellectual thinking they have something to share. 'Creative'? Seriously? Should have tried out for the football teams because unfortunately you have no talent for the written word. Pointless 'tongue-in-cheek' exercise designed to provoke in order to self-promote a dire blog. Yawn.

Baldseagull says...
8:11pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Busterblister wrote:
This is a spoof, but it appears to have flown over the heads of the vast majority of Albion's new found customers.

Of course, now the Amex is open all sorts of people come on here to comment about the Albion's fortune in finding a solitary benefactor and proclaim themselves lifelong fans. But where were they when the team played at The Priestfield and at Withdean and needed paying customers? Where were they when the club was holding out it's begging bowl and getting virtually nothing back? Where were the financial institutions when shown the business plan?

The club is only alive in its present form because of the generosity of one man. Otherwise it would have gone slowly but surely down the pan for lack of funds.

So when you see the pro-Albion comments, think "customers", not fans. They'll disappear when the "product" loses its appeal.
You're wrong, the club is alive in its present form because of the fans, those that went to the Goldstone, the Priestfield and Withdean and now the Amex.
Who would have built a Stadium for 22,000 after having only 8,000 without knowing that those fans were still out there?
I went to Gillingham only about half the games but had a season ticket at Withdean, there were 15,000 people after 4,000 tickets for the beginning of the first season home, many gave up trying after a few games and the thought of going to watch Brighton on a Saturday was given up.
Tony Bloom has put faith in the fans returning, but he would know that 30,000 fans travelled to Cardiff for a league 1 play off final and also know the numbers that were applying for tickets at bigger games.
I deliberately kept my son away from the Withdean as I wanted him to be enthused about going to watch Brighton, and get the passion that I have, not turned off as he had been at some of the games there.
Tony Bloom and Dick Knight are to be congratulated along with the other Board members, but those of us that did go to Withdean regularly also need to thank those that came occasionally then, and now come regularly to the Amex, as we would not have built it had they not been there.
The numbers will drop if the football is terrible, but that is no different at any football club.

sdhgfhfuyt says...
8:18pm Thu 22 Sep 11

News Flash:

'Moustachioed ponce has unrealistic expectations of own abilities'

Mr Know It All says...
8:57pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Argus..how could you..At a time when the club is enjoying a wonderful new home, the team look worth watching and on the night we host a top class side...you deicde it is the right time to print an article and ask if the city needs a football club? ill timed and seemingly lacking any journalistic objective other than to prevoke reaction....strange one argus...

ps..answer by the way i think is 'yes'

jackbton88 says...
9:22pm Thu 22 Sep 11

Simster wrote:
Rex-Bibendi wrote:
Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
I'm sorry Rex, but you're being ridiculous. I have the money to live in Brighthelm, so will do exactly that thankyou very much. Notting Hill was all very well, but the cost of parking was obscene. And it wasn't edgy enough for me, to be honest. No, the real problem here is not me, but silly do-gooders who drag the city through the gutter by changing things for the sake of it. I was drinking my espresso in the North Laine the other day and overheard some clown suggesting that Brighton pier should be changed to Palace Pier. Yeah great idea. Just throw away decades of tradition on a whim. Idiots.
While this blog writer is far too into himself to write an inciteful piece on this subject, I am also completely astonished by some of those who support his views. While I understand not everyone likes or respects football or footballers which I can understand I think that alot of the opinions posted on here are completely mis-informed.

I quoted the above comment as an example of my point. 'Simster' is claiming that the new stadium is ruining the town. But his point about the brighton pier (Originally called the Palace Pier) is proof he knows nothing about the history of brighton so therefore does not understand our town/city properly.

The club has been apart of Brighton for 110 years therefore warrants being a major part of our city. The ridiculous statements of stereotypical views and opinions on the subject should be taken with a pinch of salt as some of the comments made are from people who know nothing about the history of Brighton because most of them are self indulgedent opinions from those who have only recently been a resident of Brighton

Confused of Brighton says...
12:14am Fri 23 Sep 11

It does seem to (I hope) be a ironic/tongue in cheek piece. If not, I think there'd be a case for fans of the Albion or football fans generally to make a complaint to the PCC about the allegations he makes about football fans being, sexist, homophobic & racist. It may not dawn on him that football fans come in all shapes, sizes, colours, creeds and sexualities. As an aside, it took my rather slim digits to type this.

dearie dearie me says...
12:35am Fri 23 Sep 11

One of the best instances of extracting the urine I've ever read and you lot fall for it hook, line and sinker. What a naive bunch of plonkers. ha ha ha

nigeltart says...
1:14am Fri 23 Sep 11

I hate pétankers even more than I hate footy!

northlaineslad says...
6:40am Fri 23 Sep 11

Quentin old bean....ce cas, not "cette case"... Who'd have thought it of a Delahunty...
And I know that as an aesthete you would be swoon at the tippy-tappy football now seen in the Moulsecoomb Dome. Senor Poyet is a Borges to the Alan Bennetts of English football. To parse a chant often directed at the socially diverse followers of the Albion...."Yes we like it, oooh yes we like it, oh we like it when they pass".

northlaineslad says...
6:40am Fri 23 Sep 11

Quentin old bean....ce cas, not "cette case"... Who'd have thought it of a Delahunty...
And I know that as an aesthete you would be swoon at the tippy-tappy football now seen in the Moulsecoomb Dome. Senor Poyet is a Borges to the Alan Bennetts of English football. To parse a chant often directed at the socially diverse followers of the Albion...."Yes we like it, oooh yes we like it, oh we like it when they pass".

northlaineslad says...
6:40am Fri 23 Sep 11

Quentin old bean....ce cas, not "cette case"... Who'd have thought it of a Delahunty...
And I know that as an aesthete you would be swoon at the tippy-tappy football now seen in the Moulsecoomb Dome. Senor Poyet is a Borges to the Alan Bennetts of English football. To parse a chant often directed at the socially diverse followers of the Albion...."Yes we like it, oooh yes we like it, oh we like it when they pass".

Vlad the Impala says...
10:37am Fri 23 Sep 11

As a resident of genteel Eastbourne (totally unintentional but my satnav got confused when I was off on a visit to my adopted Dayak tribe in East Borneo), I can only concur with Quentin's assertions regarding the perils of football.
Here in Eastbourne, we are plagued by hordes of football club reunions. Only the other day, the remaining players from the 1894 Corinthian Casuals squad were here with their entourage and creating chaos akin to the Mongol hordes of Genghiz Khan cutting a swathe through central Europe.
The promenade was awash with Werthers' wrappers, thermal underwear shops looted, stair lifts thrown out of hotel windows and mobility scooters driven into swimming pools. All in the name of Soccer.
I implore you Brighton, rise up from your Ikea chairs and support Quentin in his quest. His Mot is Juste and more power to his elbow ........... or was it arse? I never could tell the difference!

Vlad the Impala says...
10:37am Fri 23 Sep 11

As a resident of genteel Eastbourne (totally unintentional but my satnav got confused when I was off on a visit to my adopted Dayak tribe in East Borneo), I can only concur with Quentin's assertions regarding the perils of football.
Here in Eastbourne, we are plagued by hordes of football club reunions. Only the other day, the remaining players from the 1894 Corinthian Casuals squad were here with their entourage and creating chaos akin to the Mongol hordes of Genghiz Khan cutting a swathe through central Europe.
The promenade was awash with Werthers' wrappers, thermal underwear shops looted, stair lifts thrown out of hotel windows and mobility scooters driven into swimming pools. All in the name of Soccer.
I implore you Brighton, rise up from your Ikea chairs and support Quentin in his quest. His Mot is Juste and more power to his elbow ........... or was it arse? I never could tell the difference!

ham_360 says...
11:02am Fri 23 Sep 11

'case' (English) is 'cas' in French, which is a masculine noun, and therefore take 'ce' and not 'cette' as a demonstrative adjective. Please don't boast about your ability to write, needlessly embellishing your drivel with incorrect French to sound clever.

Shropshire Seagull says...
11:34am Fri 23 Sep 11

Ya Super, bonjour, Brighton, monsters, C**p! Pretence, Lefty


I think that sums up the piece !!

Euly says...
12:12pm Fri 23 Sep 11

Rex-Bibendi wrote:
Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
What complete rubbish the city has not changed that much in seven years, buzz off back to Notting Hill !

OBrighton64 says...
12:21pm Fri 23 Sep 11

By Quentin Delahunty –
"Liberal. Creative. Brightonian"

Really???

I think you've failed in all 3!!!

amexarena says...
12:22pm Fri 23 Sep 11

Hey Quentin - you could have included some acerbic comments about the 1901 car parking arrangements which seems to corral all of the pot-bellied former inmates of Lewes prison in one place with their 4x4 engines running endlessly after matches - tooting their horns, abusing the stewards and probably all being over the limit because the club's creative solution to the problem is to keep the bars open longer. But good on the Argus for allowing such limp witted claptrap to replace the serious debate about whether Liam Bridcutt is the archetypal exponent of the holding midfield player, or what's up with Adam El Abd. If there was no football club where would the overweight go to buy their pies and over-priced alcohol - the club is providing a very relevant counter-point to the shrinking economy and is doing very nicely thank you.

Claude Back says...
1:54pm Fri 23 Sep 11

'Cette case'?
Pretentious? Moi?
No proper 'Wordsmith' would say 'cette case' (apart from it being incorrect French) so it really gives the game away that the whole thing is just a 'wind-up'.

retrophunk says...
2:34pm Fri 23 Sep 11

Simster wrote:
Rex-Bibendi wrote:
Simster wrote: I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
If it's no loss to you then please go back to Notting Hill. You're part of the real problem of people watering-down the culture & overpopulating of this town to the point where no locals can even rent a bedsit.
I'm sorry Rex, but you're being ridiculous. I have the money to live in Brighthelm, so will do exactly that thankyou very much. Notting Hill was all very well, but the cost of parking was obscene. And it wasn't edgy enough for me, to be honest.

No, the real problem here is not me, but silly do-gooders who drag the city through the gutter by changing things for the sake of it. I was drinking my espresso in the North Laine the other day and overheard some clown suggesting that Brighton pier should be changed to Palace Pier.

Yeah great idea. Just throw away decades of tradition on a whim. Idiots.
Simster....

Brighton pier.... Decades of tradition....

Its been informally named Brighton pier since Nobles amusements named it that in the year 2000!! Not quite decades. Before that and since 1891 it was called the palace pier. Also, the "actual" name of the pier is the Brighton Marine Palace and Pier. Do your research.

straycat says...
3:26pm Fri 23 Sep 11

What an absolute load of garbage. The addition of a few French words does not make you a wordsmith. Living in Brighton for six years does will never qualify you to describe yourself as a Brightonian. That honour is reserved for all those true born and bred Brightonians. You have written about things that you plainly know nothing about for the sole purpose of getting a reaction and boosting your own, over inflated ego. Do us all a favour and move back to leafy London, I doubt you'll be missed.

lmspike says...
3:35pm Fri 23 Sep 11

If it's a place without a football team you want F**K off to croydon. You are a complete TW*T. What a load of SH!t you come out with. Why does the paper even print such rubbish.
SEAGULLS !!

Don Skeddy says...
4:02pm Fri 23 Sep 11

"but so was my gift for the written word. Eventually, my innate talent as a wordsmith and provocateur"...

Afro-tastic gap year?

I think we can all see my point!

Don Skeddy says...
4:02pm Fri 23 Sep 11

"but so was my gift for the written word. Eventually, my innate talent as a wordsmith and provocateur"
Afro-tastic gap year?
I think we can all see my point!

born again seagull says...
4:41pm Fri 23 Sep 11

Stopped reading this drivel soon after starting, did'nt even read many of the comments since I know they will be in support of Seagulls. How can the Argus allow such tripe when this person is truly in the minority. Off to the footy now Yeh Seagulls...Seagulls!
!!

Friend of Carlotta says...
6:22pm Fri 23 Sep 11

I'm not sure what's more entertaining, Quentin's satirical blog or the comments. Dear commenters, note this is a blog, not a newspaper article.
Anyone who buys the Argus would know it isn't printed in the paper. It's under the opinion, satire and whimsy section of Argus blogs.
As entertaining as they are, the angry sports fans are just making fools of themselves.

Pretty Vacant says...
9:39pm Fri 23 Sep 11

Next week, my article "Does Brighton Realy Need A Beach?" After all, it attracts some rather unsavoury characters to the area, some even wearing those vile so called football shirts (not an inch of organic fair trade cotton!) Honestly it puts myself and my significant other, Hugo, right off our houmous!

rolivan says...
10:22pm Fri 23 Sep 11

Did You leave a clue that you are or related to Mr Carrot by including the fact that You are a Vegan? well you both come out with a load of Excrement.

PressBoxTeaBoy says...
12:53am Sat 24 Sep 11

I just feel sorry for his kids. Imagine growing up with mushroom like that as a role model.
Now own up to this rubbish Andy Naylor.

Vince says...
1:09am Sat 24 Sep 11

Simster wrote:
I couldn't agree more, Quentin. When I moved here seven years ago from Notting Hill, there was a real quirky attraction to the place. Now it's being spoilt by the sight of beer-bellied slobs drinking in all those grotty pubs near Brighton station before being carted off cattle class to this monstrosity every Saturday afternoon. Why can't people leave things alone? I tell you what, if anyone even thinks about "regenerating" our beloved West Pier, then I'm moving back to London. I can sell my art and design web sites from anywhere these days you know, so it's no loss to me.
As a professional person from a very creative and successful family, and who's uncle (now deceased) had a first in maths at Oxford Universty, which he later taught at Malvern Public School after a brief career as a professional cricketer with Middlesex before the 2nd World War, and who loved watching the Albion from the early 1930's until 1979 when he died, I take exception to these judgemental and narrow-minded, views which actually show more about the deficiciencies of human nature, than its qualities.

Quentin and Simster condemn themselves by their words as the worst kind of snobs, whose comments actually display a lack of good breeding and manners. My mother's family would never resort to this kind of vulgar repugnant criticism.

familyguy_1234 says...
8:31am Sat 24 Sep 11

Never have I read such an awful piece of journalistic rubbish. Massively prejudice, bordering racist, and immaturely stereotypical. Argus, where did you get this useless, deluded, unbalanced writer.

For what it's worth, I care not for the stadium. A;though, it seems to me that it will bring a great amount of revenue and interest to the city. If that doesn't please you, then move.

Like it or not Brighton is a capitalist city, and will become increasingly more so, stadium or not.

Ricki Malone says...
9:05am Sat 24 Sep 11

Quentin clearly has a superior grasp of the English language, however, he uses this to target and bully sections of society {The White Working Class} with his bigoted opinions. He appears to do this in the comfort that they {The White Working Class} don’t, in his eyes, have the ability to articulate a suitable response to the disgraceful stereotypical accusations that has been written in his this blog.

Quentin, just because the majority of us can’t write our responses to your bigoted assault quite as eloquently as you - does not make our responses any less valid. Had you written your blog about any other section of society - be it Black, Asian or Muslim it would have not have been published and you know that. Your actions are similar to that of a playground bully, picking on those who you don’t consider a threat or capable of fighting back.

Furthermore, your blog is probably the most ill-informed and factually inaccurate description of the modern football experience that I’ve ever read and I’m surprised I’ve even bothered to respond to it. So, I’ll end this post by saying that I’m proud to support BHAFC, I’m proud to have come from the working class and I’ll sleep well at night knowing that I probably pay more in tax each month than you earn as a salary.

Carter_Cooldancer says...
5:58pm Sat 24 Sep 11

three words to decribe this author

f****** s***** c***

Grendel says...
8:34am Sun 25 Sep 11

So far up his own arse he's turned inside out.

Grendel says...
8:34am Sun 25 Sep 11

So far up his own arse he's turned inside out.

pebble counter says...
9:43am Sun 25 Sep 11

tom servo wrote:
pebble counter wrote:
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Well I actually never said I was into football, so it isn't hard for me to grasp as you put it. My wife can't stand football, but she sees the good it does for Brighton. If you can't see the benefit of having a stadium of the Amex's magnificence, to the extent that you would like it flattened, then you Tom deserve to see nothing. I hope you go bankrupt and someone flattens you instead.

Busterblister says...
10:12am Sun 25 Sep 11

pebble counter wrote:
tom servo wrote:
pebble counter wrote:
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Well I actually never said I was into football, so it isn't hard for me to grasp as you put it. My wife can't stand football, but she sees the good it does for Brighton. If you can't see the benefit of having a stadium of the Amex's magnificence, to the extent that you would like it flattened, then you Tom deserve to see nothing. I hope you go bankrupt and someone flattens you instead.
"The good it does for Brighton". Care to elaborate?

Busterblister says...
10:24am Sun 25 Sep 11

Baldseagull wrote:
Busterblister wrote:
This is a spoof, but it appears to have flown over the heads of the vast majority of Albion's new found customers.

Of course, now the Amex is open all sorts of people come on here to comment about the Albion's fortune in finding a solitary benefactor and proclaim themselves lifelong fans. But where were they when the team played at The Priestfield and at Withdean and needed paying customers? Where were they when the club was holding out it's begging bowl and getting virtually nothing back? Where were the financial institutions when shown the business plan?

The club is only alive in its present form because of the generosity of one man. Otherwise it would have gone slowly but surely down the pan for lack of funds.

So when you see the pro-Albion comments, think "customers", not fans. They'll disappear when the "product" loses its appeal.
You're wrong, the club is alive in its present form because of the fans, those that went to the Goldstone, the Priestfield and Withdean and now the Amex.
Who would have built a Stadium for 22,000 after having only 8,000 without knowing that those fans were still out there?
I went to Gillingham only about half the games but had a season ticket at Withdean, there were 15,000 people after 4,000 tickets for the beginning of the first season home, many gave up trying after a few games and the thought of going to watch Brighton on a Saturday was given up.
Tony Bloom has put faith in the fans returning, but he would know that 30,000 fans travelled to Cardiff for a league 1 play off final and also know the numbers that were applying for tickets at bigger games.
I deliberately kept my son away from the Withdean as I wanted him to be enthused about going to watch Brighton, and get the passion that I have, not turned off as he had been at some of the games there.
Tony Bloom and Dick Knight are to be congratulated along with the other Board members, but those of us that did go to Withdean regularly also need to thank those that came occasionally then, and now come regularly to the Amex, as we would not have built it had they not been there.
The numbers will drop if the football is terrible, but that is no different at any football club.
Here are the facts. No Tony Bloom, no Amex. And that was entirely dependent in itself on getting a Labour Minister to completely ignore their own planning regulations. There was no financial institution prepared to lend the money because there was no/insufficient return. That means too few fans and too little total revenue to pay the debt under commercial terms. The fans had little if anything to do with it. The Withdean established that the Albion's core support in terms of season tickets is less than 5000 people. And it took 110 years to build that base. I would imagine the vast majority are just there for mthe game in itself, or to see the opposition.

Busterblister says...
10:25am Sun 25 Sep 11

I'm still amused at how many soccer fans think this is a serious article.

Busterblister says...
10:25am Sun 25 Sep 11

I'm still amused at how many soccer fans think this is a serious article.

tom servo says...
12:03pm Sun 25 Sep 11

pebble counter wrote:
tom servo wrote:
pebble counter wrote:
Taras Bulba wrote: Fantastic and very funny fishing trip here with a bumper catch. Presumably all the people who have taken this seriously and written outraged comments also believe that Alan Partridge is a real ex TV presenter and radio DJ?
Maybe, but there are some people who have come to the area who do think they've made Brighton what it is. They don't want to see a football club in the town they have created. If they'd seen the town in the seventies and eighties before they got here, they'd see what a fantastic thing the Amex is, and how the club has evolved into what it is now. Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too.
Well I love Brighton, but I'm not that into football, might be hard for you to grasp but not everyone is. So the statement "Anyone who loves Brighton, would love the club too" is a ridiculous one. Personally I could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium.
Well I actually never said I was into football, so it isn't hard for me to grasp as you put it. My wife can't stand football, but she sees the good it does for Brighton. If you can't see the benefit of having a stadium of the Amex's magnificence, to the extent that you would like it flattened, then you Tom deserve to see nothing. I hope you go bankrupt and someone flattens you instead.
Read it again... I never said I would like to see it flattened, I said I couldn't care a less if it was, clearly two different things.

And how do you respond? by saying you hope harm comes to me, I think that says it all, idiot.

tom servo says...
12:03pm Sun 25 Sep 11

Read it again... I never said I would like to see it flattened, I said I couldn't care a less if it was, clearly two different things.

And how do you respond? by saying you hope harm comes to me, I think that says it all, idiot.

I thought says...
1:36pm Sun 25 Sep 11

Rascist, inflammatory poorly written mug sh!t. Like all your other columns, argus staffer with nothing better to do.

douggyFresh says...
4:35pm Sun 25 Sep 11

IMHO commercially it is a good idea to have a football club in Brighton if it attracts people here (and their money).
AMEX thought it was worth investing in a stadium and they are not known to be wreckless with money.
As for football fans per se and their colours, there is no triblism like there is in Scotland.
This article looks like it was written just to get a reaction and some attention - IMHO.

Baldseagull says...
5:17pm Sun 25 Sep 11

Busterblister wrote:
Baldseagull wrote:
Busterblister wrote:
This is a spoof, but it appears to have flown over the heads of the vast majority of Albion's new found customers.

Of course, now the Amex is open all sorts of people come on here to comment about the Albion's fortune in finding a solitary benefactor and proclaim themselves lifelong fans. But where were they when the team played at The Priestfield and at Withdean and needed paying customers? Where were they when the club was holding out it's begging bowl and getting virtually nothing back? Where were the financial institutions when shown the business plan?

The club is only alive in its present form because of the generosity of one man. Otherwise it would have gone slowly but surely down the pan for lack of funds.

So when you see the pro-Albion comments, think "customers", not fans. They'll disappear when the "product" loses its appeal.
You're wrong, the club is alive in its present form because of the fans, those that went to the Goldstone, the Priestfield and Withdean and now the Amex.
Who would have built a Stadium for 22,000 after having only 8,000 without knowing that those fans were still out there?
I went to Gillingham only about half the games but had a season ticket at Withdean, there were 15,000 people after 4,000 tickets for the beginning of the first season home, many gave up trying after a few games and the thought of going to watch Brighton on a Saturday was given up.
Tony Bloom has put faith in the fans returning, but he would know that 30,000 fans travelled to Cardiff for a league 1 play off final and also know the numbers that were applying for tickets at bigger games.
I deliberately kept my son away from the Withdean as I wanted him to be enthused about going to watch Brighton, and get the passion that I have, not turned off as he had been at some of the games there.
Tony Bloom and Dick Knight are to be congratulated along with the other Board members, but those of us that did go to Withdean regularly also need to thank those that came occasionally then, and now come regularly to the Amex, as we would not have built it had they not been there.
The numbers will drop if the football is terrible, but that is no different at any football club.
Here are the facts. No Tony Bloom, no Amex. And that was entirely dependent in itself on getting a Labour Minister to completely ignore their own planning regulations. There was no financial institution prepared to lend the money because there was no/insufficient return. That means too few fans and too little total revenue to pay the debt under commercial terms. The fans had little if anything to do with it. The Withdean established that the Albion's core support in terms of season tickets is less than 5000 people. And it took 110 years to build that base. I would imagine the vast majority are just there for mthe game in itself, or to see the opposition.
Tony Bloom is undoubtedly crucial but as I said, he would not have built a 22500 seat stadium with room for expansion if he thought there would only be Withdean sized crowds comingNo Bill Archer and we would still be at the Goldstone, and if my Aunt had balls she'd be my Uncle.
The fans had everything to do with it, the Withdean established that 5,000 would turn up on a cold night even if the football was dire, the atmosphere dead and you got wet if it rained.

There was no financial institution prepared to lend the money as they saw it in the blinkered way that you do. Tony Bloom will do very nicely thank you out of the Amex, if he chooses to, for having the nuts to back his belief.
Here is a clue, all those people you see in blue and white stripes or green and black are there to see Albion.
You lost your Nimby arguments long ago, the Stadium is sold out every week, employs lots of local people and is a source of joy for many.

Baldseagull says...
5:18pm Sun 25 Sep 11

Busterblister wrote:
I'm still amused at how many soccer fans think this is a serious article.
I know the article is a joke, what you seem to fail to realise is that is taking the mick out of people like you and your ridiculous viewpoint.

johnbr says...
7:36pm Sun 25 Sep 11

I moved to Hove in 1958 and lived in and around Brighton until 2003. From 1973 until 1985 I was a season ticket holder at the Goldstone until I realised that football was becoming totally money orientated and the fun had gone forever. I have many happy memories of the old South Stand but I no longer get the pleasure I once did from watching any football although I do follow the results and the highlights on the BBC. And I'm afraid that if the Albion do reach the Premiership (a real bastion of money) I will probably not even watch the hightlights of their games. Money has ruined the game.

hubby says...
8:33pm Sun 25 Sep 11

Do we need Liberals?
Does Brighton need the Liberal Party?

I think I can answer both questions.

pebble counter says...
9:01pm Sun 25 Sep 11

tom servo wrote:
Read it again... I never said I would like to see it flattened, I said I couldn't care a less if it was, clearly two different things.

And how do you respond? by saying you hope harm comes to me, I think that says it all, idiot.
What you said, and I copy it verbatim, Is that personally you could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium. It's up there in your comment for everyone to see. Now you want to come across as BHAFC's biggest supporter. Got your number Tom Servo.

tom servo says...
11:33pm Sun 25 Sep 11

pebble counter wrote:
tom servo wrote:
Read it again... I never said I would like to see it flattened, I said I couldn't care a less if it was, clearly two different things.

And how do you respond? by saying you hope harm comes to me, I think that says it all, idiot.
What you said, and I copy it verbatim, Is that personally you could not care a less if the team went bankrupt and they flattened the stadium. It's up there in your comment for everyone to see. Now you want to come across as BHAFC's biggest supporter. Got your number Tom Servo.
Yes you copied it correctly... but you seem to be having a little trouble with the English language, so let me explain in simple terms so that even you can understand it. Saying that I could not care a less is not the same as wishing it to happen, and no I'm not pretending to be a football fan as I have already stated I am not.

You should just learn when you have been shown up and cut your losses... your beginning to look like an idiot with sour grapes... see... I've got your number too!

pebble counter says...
1:06pm Mon 26 Sep 11

I'm having trouble with the English language - but you couldn't care 'a' less. Are you Italian perhaps?

I shall say no more on this, everyone can see what you meant. Maybe your username is quite close to your real name and you are worried about your personal security. *rick.

tom servo says...
1:33pm Mon 26 Sep 11

pebble counter wrote:
I'm having trouble with the English language - but you couldn't care 'a' less. Are you Italian perhaps? I shall say no more on this, everyone can see what you meant. Maybe your username is quite close to your real name and you are worried about your personal security. *rick.
Yes you're right I think everyone else can see not only what I meant but what I actually said.

For the record my username is nothing like my real name.... not that is has anything to do with you, but I thought I would point it out as it's yet another thing you are wrong about...... it's all piling up isn't it.

Cabin fever says...
2:37pm Mon 26 Sep 11

Pompous, patronising and inane ramblings from someone that clearly seems to think he is above everyone, or at least the vast majority, that reads The Argus.

Yet another example of someone that believes he has an exemplary grasp of the English language, but actually falls way short.

And *that's* just the comments from tom servo...

tom servo says...
4:22pm Mon 26 Sep 11

Cabin fever wrote:
Pompous, patronising and inane ramblings from someone that clearly seems to think he is above everyone, or at least the vast majority, that reads The Argus.

Yet another example of someone that believes he has an exemplary grasp of the English language, but actually falls way short.

And *that's* just the comments from tom servo...
;-)

touché

King Biscuit says...
8:39pm Mon 26 Sep 11

Can't believe the people who say in these comments that Brighton fans want to rename Brighton Pier as the Palace Pier. I don't like football (a disgusting "sport" with even more disguisting followers) but even I know that Brighton FC doesn't like Palace FC. That's the last thing the Brighton Albion hooligans will allow Brighton Pier to be called. People who think they know everything about football and Brighton on here clearly know nothing. Quentin is cleverer than all of you put together. As am I.

JamPal says...
10:10pm Mon 26 Sep 11

Quinten and Jocasta! Hahaha this is a joke right, this chap is not really expecting us to believe that the Viz comic Critics are alive and well and living in Brighton!

Don't feed the troll! Unless its a vegan Tofu wrap of course.

Ben Martin says...
1:33pm Tue 27 Sep 11

Scousefan says...
11:42am Wed 21 Sep 11
"Quentin - you have a stupid name and even more stupid opinions."

Norman Cook's real name is Quentin.

Ben Martin says...
1:33pm Tue 27 Sep 11

Scousefan says...
11:42am Wed 21 Sep 11
"Quentin - you have a stupid name and even more stupid opinions."

Norman Cook's real name is Quentin.

I thought says...
1:52pm Tue 27 Sep 11

hubby wrote:
Do we need Liberals?
Does Brighton need the Liberal Party?

I think I can answer both questions.
...or Greens, or so many Homosexual Parades? Cyclists? or Blogs from anonymous cowards... The answer to all of this is of course NO!

I thought says...
1:52pm Tue 27 Sep 11

hubby wrote:
Do we need Liberals?
Does Brighton need the Liberal Party?

I think I can answer both questions.
...or Greens, or so many Homosexual Parades? Cyclists? or Blogs from anonymous cowards... The answer to all of this is of course NO!

scopey says...
6:00pm Tue 27 Sep 11

None of us need football. We definitely don't need Palace fans here either.

Nor to pay for the police to police them. Or to avoid them all at the station and through the streets.
Scum everywhere.

wippasnapper says...
10:18am Thu 29 Sep 11

Brighton & hove is a molt-cultural-sexual
-gendered-arts & crafts city of all creations right across the board some have a big problem with pride others with football, drunken louts/hooligans, cyclists, cars et, et but for many years we have all live happily together we may disagree with this or that I for one do not like drugs in our clubs & pubs & I will do my upmost to report any that I hear about I’m also not a fan of football but football or pride have there rightful place in this city where not some stuck up village in the country side with the birds & bees where a city of all things bright & beautiful, hetero/homosexual what ever you wont to call it, we also have a right to campaign to have our word of what we feel is right or wrong but for those that cant live happily along side our molt-cultural-sexual
-gendered-arts & crafts city should go live in the stuck up village of the birds & bees.

wippasnapper says...
10:21am Thu 29 Sep 11

Brighton & hove is a molt-cultural-sexual
-gendered-arts & crafts city of all creations right across the board some have a big problem with pride others with football, drunken louts/hooligans, cyclists, cars et, et but for many years we have all live happily together we may disagree with this or that I for one do not like drugs in our clubs & pubs & I will do my upmost to report any that I hear about I’m also not a fan of football but football or pride have there rightful place in this city where not some stuck up village in the country side with the birds & bees where a city of all things bright & beautiful, hetero/homosexual what ever you wont to call it, we also have a right to campaign to have our word of what we feel is right or wrong but for those that cant live happily along side our molt-cultural-sexual
-gendered-arts & crafts city should go live in the stuck up village of the birds & bees.

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