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Celebrity Come Dine With Me - Get Your Five A Day
Posted on 3:42pm Monday 15th March 2010
If you failed to witness the rich and fortifying sight of Kim Woodburn living it up on Celebrity Come Dine With Me last night, then you missed out on an essential source of reality tv nutrition.
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What Katie Did Next - It's all about Princess Pete
Posted on 11:28am Monday 8th March 2010
Despite having grown up with a film crew, Princess still reacts to their presence with the unblinking fascination that most children reserve for Santa Claus, or when they are very tiny, their own feet.
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Hit it Toots – 80’s season on Film 4
Posted on 4:24pm Monday 22nd February 2010
For those of us either a) not interested or b) not invited to London Fashion Week, there’s another prestigious event taking place this February, in the comfort and splendour of your very own home. It’s only ruddy 80’s season on Film 4!
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The Eastenders Christmas Special
Posted on 10:07am Thursday 17th December 2009
The Eastenders Christmas special contains all the basic elements of a classic dramatic model. The Greek tragedy: ‘a form of art based on human suffering that paradoxically offers its audience pleasure’. Sound familiar?
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True Blood
Posted on 1:50pm Thursday 10th December 2009
Undoubtedly a celebration of the working class hero, True Blood is in essence, exceedingly trashy television. Barflies and scantily clad blondes. Drug addicts, prostitutes, alcoholics. Vinnie from Home and Away.
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Murder She Wrote
Posted on 10:57am Friday 27th November 2009
Murder She Wrote invites us for a brief sojourn in Cabot Cove, the haven of the small town persona, and ruled over, I mean resided in, by Jessica Fletcher. Widowed, retired, not much to do but her hair and pen the odd mystery novel. So where does Jessica Fletcher get the inspiration for her books? Why, from that same small town she is so reluctant to let fame and fortune drag her from.
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I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!
Posted on 12:59pm Friday 20th November 2009
I’m finding it tricky to fully engage with this series. It’s hard to beat the platinum line-up of yesteryear - Robert Kilroy-Silk and Timmy Mallet and David Van Day. Watching those three was a bit like sucking on one of those super-sour gobstoppers that used to be around when I was a kid but have probably been banned by the EU now. Hard to swallow but impossible to spit out.
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True Movies
Posted on 1:49pm Tuesday 15th September 2009
The made-for-TV movie is oft subject to well-deserved ridicule. They are the refuge of the bit-part actor or the faded soap star. Scripted by the mediocre, directed by the misguided, funded by the careless. They really shouldn’t pass as entertainment, but they rarely miss the mark.
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Posted on 4:02pm Monday 7th September 2009
Autumn is approaching, everybody is due a seasonal bout of mild depression. So how about, just for now, we forget the harsh lighting, the scraped-back hair, the skimmed-milk complexions and the dirty fingernails? How about we, temporarily of course, set aside the insurmountable problems of our fellow Brits, and instead, enjoy a glossy half an hour or so in the company of people for whom a broken fingernail constitutes an international crisis? Sound tempting?
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Paris Hilton's BFF - Dubai
Posted on 10:35am Wednesday 26th August 2009
As you’ll now no doubt be delighted to hear, a new series of the show – Paris Hilton’s Best Friend Forever- has just finished filming in Dubai. Yes, that’s right, a predominantly Muslim country where swearing, provocative clothing, exhibitionism, all those things that Paris is famed for and the previous series was based around, don’t make you too popular.
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X Factor
Posted on 4:30pm Saturday 22nd August 2009
With the most recent series of Britain’s Got Talent resigned to a dusty memory for most of us, it’s down to X Factor, the bigger, bustier sister, to muscle back onto the screen and remind us who’s in charge of the Saturday night schedule. ITV, that’s who. They’ve got 27 episodes of this stuff. It’s going to take us through to Christmas. Best get comfortable. Or move to the continent.
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Monk
Posted on 4:50pm Thursday 13th August 2009
He’s afraid of germs. He’s afraid of heights. He’s afraid of milk, ladybirds, harmonicas…and guess what? He’s probably going to get called in to assist in solving a crime which features all three.
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Young, Dumb and Living off Mum
Posted on 1:22pm Sunday 9th August 2009
As an adjective, dumb doesn’t really begin to do justice to the heart-stopping stupidity displayed by this lot. Or their parents for that matter, who for some reason have laboured under the delusion than ‘no’ is a dirty word when it comes to child-rearing, and as a result, have bred and raised a selection of idiots that any self-respecting village would probably send packing.
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Total Wipeout
Posted on 2:15pm Saturday 1st August 2009
These may sound like ice breakers at a child’s party, but there are absolutely no similarities. You’d be closer to the mark by comparing them to a platform video game – although unlike Super Mario, real people generally aren’t very good at defying gravity or dodging a succession of runaway logs. Disgrace? Humiliation? Got it covered
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