The Argus | Jennie Wallace

A Proper Man

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:46:25 +0000

Relationships can be hard. Sometimes I am not even sure whether men and women were really meant for each other. I mean, look at Adam and Eve.

The Mystery Valentines Card

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 12:47:20 +0000

Last year I got a Valentines card from ‘?’. I was annoyed that they didn’t put their hand up and admit to sending it. I was also a bit perturbed that they knew where I lived (down to post code) and actually spelt my name correctly. Bloody stalkers.

"Will you go out with me?"

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:40:28 +0000

Have you ever asked someone out? If you have, I would like to give you a pat on the back and some sort of a badge for bravery.
I am a coward.

Dumped on Facebook

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 14:34:26 +0000

Being dumped is horrible, especially if you don’t see it coming. It could be compared to crossing the road, having looked left and right and being quite confident that there was nothing coming, only to step out in front of a big red bus, that has no intention of stopping.

Katie and Peter - Do we need 'Another Chapter'?

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:04:49 +0000

I have always been a very big fan of Jordan, aka Katie Price. I am not sure what it was about the double G breasted girl, but I just liked her.

Where is Gok when I need him?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:58:25 +0000

I am in a pickle. My boyfriend's company Christmas do is less than a week away and I have nothing to wear.

Facebook Relationships

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:45:20 +0000

I hate Facebook. Every day I am on it. Oh the irony. You can see everything and know everything about someone’s life just from Facebook. I have literally bumped into people that I have never met before but know all about their exploits, through a mutual friend’s pictures of them on Facebook.

The Man with the Calvin Klein Tattoo

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:00:58 +0100

Since this dating disaster, I would like to say that I have thought twice about ignoring the sage advice of others, but this would be a lie.

Dating Denial

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:05:29 +0100

Have you ever been on a date with someone, only for them to deny it to your friends? I have.

If you are now cringing, thinking ‘that’s embarrassing’ and ‘why would anyone admit to something like that’, then that is fine. I am cringing ever so slightly too.

May I present to you, the truly happy couple

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:19:51 +0100

I have been to a few weddings over the years. Some fill you with dread for their future and some, an overwhelming warmth, knowing that the two people that you have just watched declare the rest of their lives to each other, are more in love than you could have ever imagined.

My Hirsute Lover

Wed, 13 May 2009 12:00:50 +0100

I saw 'The Yeti' this morning. I was on my bike and he was walking along the pavement.

Where was Cupid when I needed him?

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:17:09 +0100

It has now been nearly two months since Valentine’s Day and I am still none the wiser as to who sent me the Card.

The Kindness of Friends

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:39:22 +0100

We have all been single at one stage or another and have uttered the immortal words, ‘When will I meet someone?’ and some kind friend has said they ‘might’ know someone who you ‘might’ like to meet.