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Colin Houlson is an arts-obsessed freelance journalist who's lived in Hove since 2001.
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd be prepared to bet that most parents reading this wouldn't dream of taking their kids to the local supermarket for a shoplifting spree.
Are you familiar with the song Kick Over The Statues? Far be it from me to criticise the Redskins' 1985 agitpop anthem, but I don't feel the band really thought the idea through.
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