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On a stroll through Brighton’s quaint streets or a saunter down Hove’s grand avenues, you are sure to encounter a celebrity or two, from cast-iron A-listers (my mate Ludo is convinced he spotted Prince tucking into fish and chips in Harry Ramsden’s the other day) to those lesser “names” who inhabit the cheaper end of the celebrity alphabet (David van what’s-his-face).

However, sometimes it’s not the number of Hello covers you’ve been on or the size of your bank balance that makes you a star, sometimes it’s the depth of your character and the breath of your soul (and maybe the width of your decency).

I found this out for myself recently, as I was strolling back through the cobbled lanes of this dear town, having just had a script meeting/ working lunch at Terre Á Terre with my friend Jemima (we are re-working Battleship Potemkin for the Twitter generation). Stuffed to the brim with a potent mix of vegan tapas and creative inspiration, I stumbled upon a homeless man, one of the many lost souls who pepper Brighton and Hove like human-sized elephants in the proverbial room. This random encounter with, let’s call him “Archie”, was to both enlighten and warm my cynical soul, and make me think twice about that two-week holiday in Tuscany I’d planned for next month.

“Can you spare some change?”, said Archie as I walked past. “I don’t have any Big Issues left”. His voice was a mixture of Richard Burton’s solemn tomes and Richard Stilgoe’s playful musicality. He was sitting on a soiled blanket, propped up by the wall of some faceless disco-bar, his legs stretched out in front of him. Dressed in a ragged black coat and smelling of beer, his weather-beaten face look ravaged both by disappointment and acute acne.

As I pondered what to do, a straw-hat wearing twenty-something hipster nonchalantly tossed Archie a 20 pence piece, barely looking ‘round to acknowledge the recipient of his small donation. Archie doffed his imaginary cap. “Have a good day, sir”.

Archie looked at me, looking at him. And at that moment, when our eyes locked, I knew that Archie wanted more than a heptagonal coin thrown by a faceless passer-by, he wanted my time.

I sat down beside Archie, not caring a damn if my new Reiss chinos got dirty on the well-worn cobbles. And you know what, I spoke to Archie. I asked HIM how HE was. How HIS day was going. Questions we would ask our friends, our relatives, or maybe old people at a bus stop, but rarely a bedraggled down-on-his-luck stranger.

“I said, can you spare some change?” was his reply. But I could tell that behind his automatic and admittedly irritated enquiry he was pleading with me to stay with him for longer. And I did.

While Archie’s responses to my conversational probings mainly flitted between “I really need some money to eat”, “look, I don’t do dirty things for money, if that’s what you’re after” and “just leave me alone”, I carried on, telling him about my life, my hopes, my dreams, my reworking of Battleship Potemkin for the Twitter generation.

Time passed. Maybe five minutes. Maybe nine. Until, spiritually sated by our connection, he stood up and stumbled off up the street (having threatened, at different points, to both “knock my block off” and “call the police on me”).

But I knew that I had given him what he needed. And he had given me more than I deserved - he too had given me his precious time. And even, on returning home and discovering that he had stolen my wallet, I was still grateful to him.

So the next time you walk past a street urchin or a road beggar, spare a minute or three of your day. You both deserve it.


Comments(13)

Andre Spooner says...
1:56pm Mon 10 Aug 09

Look, Quentin, you didn't reply to me before. You just rambled on about Rod bloody Stewart. Well I'm happy you have a critique about some of his mid-period music, but I demand an apology... you remember? Your coffee-tipping-horse
-scalding incident outside the Brighton station? Yes. That was me whose horse you injured. The horse is upset. I'm upset.


I'm not saying I'm hungry for blood, Delahunty, not yet. But if you don't get on your knees and give me an apology, there'll be trouble. You don't want to see Spooner when his ire is raised. Heck no. Spooner is a writhing mass of destructive force who will crush! And crush I will.


So here's the deal. You come round and say sorry to my horse and maybe you can have a slice of carrot cake and a mug of Lapsang Souchong, or we fight. In a duel. I don't know if you know much about duelling, but I sure do, and whatever location or weapon you request, you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to get the better of Spooner.


I'll have my horse as my second. I'm not sure who you'll have - maybe someone who runs a "juice bar". I know your sort, Delahunty. Don't mess with Spooner.

TizerBru says...
3:31pm Mon 10 Aug 09

Not since Orwell's "Down And Out in Paris and London" has there been such a visceral portrayal of indigent life. Well done, QH. Well done.

Quentin Delahunty says...
3:50pm Mon 10 Aug 09

@ Spooner - your horse-based chat brings me back to that wonderful summer I spent with the gauchos of Southern Corrientes in Argentina. Wonderful rustic souls, they were.

@TizerBru - your generous comments have touched, caressed and indeed fondled my soul, all at the one time. I thank you.

Tim Hodges says...
7:18pm Mon 10 Aug 09

Quintin I don't really understand a word of it!
But it sounds **** saucy!

Tim Hodges says...
7:22pm Mon 10 Aug 09

Alright Alright!!!

I will write 'Quentin', out 100 times!!

Quentin Delahunty says...
7:45pm Mon 10 Aug 09

200 times, Mr Hodges, if you don't mind.

Andre Spooner says...
3:44pm Tue 11 Aug 09

What the devil has got into you, Delahunty? That's no way to respond to an apology/duel request! Either you're danger-insane, or you're attempting to toy with me.

Don't toy with a man who has a mighty horse, sonny.

Quentin Delahunty says...
5:42pm Tue 11 Aug 09

@Spooner, I have it on good authority that your horse is somewhat less than mighty.

Mart says...
10:57am Fri 14 Aug 09

Quentin.

Only a charlatan or whoopsie wears Reiss chinos.


so there...

Andre Spooner says...
8:19pm Fri 14 Aug 09

Right! That's it. Duel, Delahunty. Name the place & time, or me and horse hunt you down.

Quentin Delahunty says...
12:18pm Mon 17 Aug 09

@Mart
Dearest Mart,

The charlatan look is trés 1998 while whoopsie hasn't been relevant since the back end of 2001 (see Toploader).

I'm currently rocking, very successfully if I do say so myself, the urban casual/preppy chic look, hence the Reiss chinos.

I suggest you get with the proverbial programme and try your best to stay, like me, bang on trend.

Q x


Quentin Delahunty says...
12:27pm Mon 17 Aug 09

@ Spooner

I am flattered by your attention, impressed by your prose yet rather uneased by your threats.

However, I will politely decline your invitation to duel, as the idea of being hunted down by man and horse seems rather exciting.

Q x

For Every Sprinkle I Find says...
5:48pm Mon 17 Aug 09

Douche.

BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN: Needs reworking BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN: Needs reworking

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