Morgan and West: A Grand Adventure

Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, New Road, Sunday, October 19, 4.15pm, £10/£8

Tell us about your show: “A rapscallion has stolen the book with all our magical secrets in it and by hell or high water we intend to get it back. Join us on a globe-trotting grand adventure chock full of magic, mind reading, and mystery.”

What were you most scared of as a child?

“Ironically men with facial hair. There's probably something quite Freudian to be said about that...”

What is the proudest moment of your life?

“Getting 'Quizzical' in a game of scrabble against Mr Morgan. On a double word score too. 146 points. He was not a happy chappy.”

If you could bring back any extinct thing, what would it be?

“A Dodo, I hear there's good eating on one of those...”

What would you change about yourself if you could?

“Mr Morgan's philtrum is barren wasteland with but one single hair. As a result he can never claim a full moustache as his own, poor chap. That certainly needs sorting.”

Tony Law: Enter The Tonezone

The Old Market, Upper Market Street, Hove, Friday, October 17, 7.30pm, £14/£10

Tell us about your show: “No. I refuse. Alright it’s about .............. Absurdity. Life is absurd. Word. Hurd. Bird. Curd Kurd.” What were you most scared of as a child?

“Violent death by axe.”

What would people be most surprised to learn about you?

“I'm totally straight.” What’s your biggest regret?

“Giving a s*** when one is judged. And the killings.”

What’s your solution for world peace?

“Larger Earth.”

What would you change about yourself if you could?

“Be less sexy.”

Jason Cook: Broken Brighton

Dome Studio Theatre, New Road, Saturday, October 18, 9.15pm, £12/£10

Tell us about your show: “It is about how all the things in my life, even the positive ones, have somehow broken me. And it is very funny.”

What were you most scared of as a child?

“Wind up clapping monkeys. There’s one in Toy Story 3. My dad bought me one as a kid and the mechanism was sticky so it would just clap in the middle of the night. Terrifying.”

What’s your solution for world peace? – “Stop being d***s to each other. It’s not really a multi-layered philosophy but it would be very effective.”

What’s your worst habit?

“My wife would say it is when I ‘almost’ tidy up. I put my clothes ON TOP of the clothes hamper, not IN it. I put my dirty dishes in the SINK instead of the DISHWASHER. I have literally just asked her and she’s still listing things as I type this. Thanks guys.”

Marcel Lucont: Is

Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, New Road, Friday, October 17, 7.30pm, £13/£11.

Tell us about your show: “A modern man's majestic musings on mortality, morality, masculinity and, moreover, Marcel Lucont, multi-award-deserving maverick. A multimedia mélange of magnificence.” What were you most scared of as a child?

“The increasingly dawning possibility that life holds no meaning and yet is still the sole thing we truly possess in this finite world, as we hurtle daily towards our ultimate end - a chasmic, infinite nothingness.

“That and wasps.”

What is the proudest moment of your life?

“Two Swedish sisters in one afternoon. My mistake was inadvertently calling one of them by their mother’s name.”

What’s your solution for world peace?

“Create renewable energy from idiots on treadmills. There appears to be an endless supply of them.”

What would your last meal be?

“This depends on my method of execution. If electrocution, simply a 1961 Bordeaux (this would be the only time you would find mulled wine in me). If lethal injection, the antidote. If firing squad, gunpowder.”

Knightmare Live: Level 2

The Old Market, Upper Market Street, Hove, Saturday, October 18, 7.30pm, £16/£14.

Tell us about your show: “Once upon a time in a far off land called the 1990s there existed a virtual reality, fantasy adventure game show called Knightmare. Today it lives on as a live interactive comedy show. Expect magic, elves and monsters. Contains mild peril and massive puppets.”

What were you most scared of as a child?

“That my parents were witches who'd stolen me from my real family. Also spiders.”

What’s your solution for world peace?

“First we must unite the elves!”

Tell us something you've never told anyone before: “I suspect I'm the heir to a forgotten blood line of ancient kings.”

Suzi Ruffel: Social Chameleon

Komedia Studio Bar, Gardner Street, Brighton, Tuesday, October 21, 8.30pm, £10/£8

Tell us about your show: “My show is called Social Chameleon, it’s about how I have always changed myself and told little white lies in order to make people like me and all the trouble it has got me into. It’s funny too, it also has a fair few 1990s R&B references.”

What were you most scared of as a child?

“I am scared of the dark. It’s less the dark and more what could be hiding - ghosts, murderers, murdering ghosts. I am an idiot though - I saw The Conjuring shortly before going away to gig and staying away for a few nights. I had to sleep with the light on and my Dad on speed dial.”

What is the proudest moment of your life?

“I once reversed parked in front of about 20 men. I did it in one go and they gave me a round of applause - it was a pretty great day.”

What would you be doing if you weren’t a comic?

“I would really like to be a chef. There’s a gap in my life now The Great British Bake Off has finished.”

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had and how did you get it?

“I once broke my shoulder bone because my brother was doing a wrestling move on me. I believe it was one of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s.”