Burlesque has seemingly survived it's novelty value revival and re-established itself as a bona fide entertainment for the 21st century - its retro appeal and carry-on entendres finding themselves a place alongside stand-up and modern circus.

Then a shoddy show such as this makes you rethink its future.

Burlesque and cabaret thrive on the interaction between performer and the audience, even more so than comedy. Without that interaction it's a bunch of people ogling females removing their costumes.

Mistress of ceremonies Dolly Rocket gave a masterclass in how not to establish that vital rapport.

Behind the glitzy outfit and massive bosom there was no discernible sign of any material, while her attitude was aggressive and disinterested without being funny or entertaining.

The show was doomed from her first entrance and all the acts suffered.

It was over half an hour before Jeanie Wishes gave the supportive crowd the first sign of real tease. Joe Black (musical comedy) and Dave the Bear (boylesque) would have been more effective in a better balanced line-up, while Glory Pearl (comic characters) should have stayed at home and watched some Joyce Grenfell videos.

This was a burlesque/cabaret show sadly lacking in both and one best forgotten.

One star