Naughty knitted mermaid too saucy for charity needs home

Monica Crowe's saucy mermaid Monica Crowe's saucy mermaid

A knitter offered to donate this crafty mermaid to a charity shop – but was turned down after bosses thought it was too saucy.

Keen craftswoman Monica Crowe, 66, thought the shop could sell the fishy piece to raise money but was left disappointed when the charity turned it down.

Ms Crowe, spent a day knitting the mermaid at her home in Hove and is now looking for a shop to sell the piece on the charity’s behalf.

She said: “I thought it was really funny. I finished it and offered it to the charity but was told it was far too risqué. We had a laugh about it but now I need to find somewhere that can sell it for me.”

Ms Crowe regularly knits unique creations to raise money for good causes. Last year she created a knitted garden complete with flowers, plant pots and birds.

If you are interested in buying the naughty mermaid or know of a shop that’s willing to sell it visit craftyoldcrow.co.uk.

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Comments(6)

PETE OF QUEENS PARK says...
8:08pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Sell it on Ebay

Brightontim says...
10:07pm Fri 22 Feb 13

We would be happy to sell this on behalf of the charity.

Just contact us at

****
43 Gardner Street
Brighton
BN1 1UN

01273 699344

Soleless Shooter says...
11:32am Sat 23 Feb 13

Doesn't anyone care about how this article might make other mermaids in Brighton feel? It's hard enough being a mythical beast in such a cruel and non-inclusive hell hole without this kind of exhibitionism.

It's hard enough to fill in forms that ignore mermaid's semi-human rights to be addressed as it would wish. Finding a public loo that caters for mermaids can be a nightmare in Brighton...though I think the Green Party might be putting aside a couple of million to build one for us soon.

hubby says...
1:26pm Sat 23 Feb 13

Very mild compared to gay men having sex in broad daylight at Dukes Mound in front of ten year old girls.

sedwardsESQ says...
3:48pm Sun 24 Feb 13

Cut the titties off and call her Transmerrymaid?

sedwardsESQ says...
4:01pm Sun 24 Feb 13

hubby wrote:
Very mild compared to gay men having sex in broad daylight at Dukes Mound in front of ten year old girls.
Very good point, for over 20 years LGBT Sussex Police have guarded Dukes Mound and protected male prostitution so men can have a place to freely have sex out of eye of the public but as stated not always so, LGBT Sussex Police even have a mobile unit that parks along the Bushes and serves light warm refreshments and sandwiches and if you feel lonely you can have a chin wag with the local LGBT Officer about issues!
So go gripe at them.............lol

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