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10:49am Friday 4th April 2008

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A cereal-mad office worker has shocked friends and family by changing his name to Honey Monster.

Peter Thomas, 31, has eaten at least one bowl of Sugar Puffs a day since he was nine - even taking boxes on holiday with him so he didn't miss out on his daily treat.

Yesterday he got confirmation that his new name is now Honey Monster, like the cereal's promotional mascot, after taking delivery of the official deed poll certificate which cost him £34.

Peter, or Honey as he is now known, also got his first credit card in his new name and plans to stock up on 20 boxes of the sugary treat with his first purchase.

He said: "I've loved Sugar Puffs since I was a kid. I used to tape all the adverts and watch them over and over again. It drove my mum and dad mad." Speaking about the ribbing he is getting for changing his name, he said: "All my mates think I'm mad but I don't care. It's the most original name there is. Even the guy inside the monster outfit has a different name but I'm the real Honey Monster now."

He decided to change his name when one of his friends jokingly suggested he might as well be the Honey Monster because of the amount of Sugar Puffs he gets through.

The Brighton-based insurance worker said: "As soon as my friend said it, I thought, That's a good idea. Why not?' My mum and dad think I'm crazy but I love the name."

The Honey Monster recently returned to our screens after a five-year absence.

Do you know anyone who has changed their name by deed poll? tell us below.


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Gino, Portslade says...
11:02am Fri 4 Apr 08

Sounds a bit mad, but I suppose he's doing no harm. I bet he changes it back later on though!

Years ago when I worked in a bank we had a customer who had changed his name to Sausage Hendrix. He got a lot of confused phone calls checking they'd got it correct.

Barry Shoehorn, Shoreham says...
11:29am Fri 4 Apr 08

Not everyone needs to lose their virginity or have a girlfriend I suppose. Good on you, Honey Monster.

Debs, B/ton says...
12:06pm Fri 4 Apr 08

What an anorak !

Shredded Wheat, says...
12:08pm Fri 4 Apr 08

What an idiot!

Pat Mustard, Craggy Island says...
12:10pm Fri 4 Apr 08

"It's the most original name there is. Even the guy inside the monster outfit has a different "

Not really original though is it?

Why didn't The Argus ask him if his wee smells of Sugar Puffs? Surely the first question any journalist worth his salt would ask.

Kickboxer, Worthing says...
12:20pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Is he single does anyone know? He looks lush.

Jimbo, Wondering where Buttkins is today says...
12:22pm Fri 4 Apr 08

He looks more like Bill from the old version of 'Guess Who' than the Honey Monster.

Surely if anyone was going to change their name to that it should be be Pat from Eastenders.

Jamba Juice, The Rotunda Cafe, Preston Park says...
12:29pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Just the kind of initiative and **** that made this country great!
Three hearty cheers for Honey Monster!

Jamba Juice, The Rotunda Cafe, Preston Park says...
12:32pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Good on you Honey Monster!
That's just the kind of zany tongue-in-cheek initiative that made this country great.

Sugar (Puff) Ray Leonard, in the bowl says...
12:33pm Fri 4 Apr 08

He'd be more than welcome on this forum, where he can be amongst fellow fruitcakes!

Andy R, Hove says...
12:53pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Oh well, at least it's more reversible than an ill-advised tattoo.

dickie manlove, manlove villas says...
1:03pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Thats not Peter Thomas or Honey Monster...its clear to see that it is Louis Theroux as done by Bo-Selecta.

Number Six, Sompting says...
1:18pm Fri 4 Apr 08

The best one was the guy who had a fight with charges made by Yorkshire Bank.

When they forced him to close his account he changed his name to "Yorkshire Bank plc are Fascist Bastards" and then demanded payment of the balance by cheque in his new name

Mr Kellogg, Broadmoor says...
1:21pm Fri 4 Apr 08

The trouble is he could turn out to be a cereal killer.....!

Without-a-bix, Brighton Seafront says...
1:27pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Mr Kellogg wrote:
The trouble is he could turn out to be a cereal killer.....!
At least one victim a day, according to the article.

Tony Tiger, knowing he's grrrrrrreat says...
1:28pm Fri 4 Apr 08

He really does have a 'slap my' face doesn't he?

I'll bet the ladies love him or is he more of a man's man, like Kickboxer?

Me, here says...
1:36pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Number Six wrote:
The best one was the guy who had a fight with charges made by Yorkshire Bank. When they forced him to close his account he changed his name to "Yorkshire Bank plc are Fascist Bastards" and then demanded payment of the balance by cheque in his new name
lol!!!
I hope that's true and not an urban myth!

Steve, Brighton says...
2:39pm Fri 4 Apr 08

One of the hard house DJs the Tidy Boys changed their name to 'Amadeus Celery Mozart' for a charity bet in the 80s

Cookie Monster, Brighton says...
3:44pm Fri 4 Apr 08

It's all very well to laugh at people called Monster, but spare a thought for those of us actually named Monster...

Eddie Munster, entertaining grannies with rat pack hits says...
3:48pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Since coming in as runner up to Leona on last year's X-Factor, my fame has been blighted by everyone taking the pee out of my silly surname.

I can't imagine how bad the ribbing would be if my name was actually Monster

Cookie Monster, Brighton says...
3:51pm Fri 4 Apr 08

People scream or laugh whenever we say our names... anyone would think we were.. er...

Bez, stepping on you says...
4:01pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Eddie Munster wrote:
Since coming in as runner up to Leona on last year's X-Factor, my fame has been blighted by everyone taking the pee out of my silly surname. I can't imagine how bad the ribbing would be if my name was actually Monster
Funnily enough, I was once known as an E Monster.
(I've calmed down a bit since then.)

Rory, Worthing says...
4:29pm Fri 4 Apr 08

He is married and now when his wife return she say "HONEY I HOME!1"

The Stick, Woodland Way, The Woods says...
4:34pm Fri 4 Apr 08

I changed my name to Mr Cornflake five years ago and as a result suffered terrible abuse. I would urge other cereal-lovers not to go down the same path as I did. I will now change my name back to P.G.Tips

tesco tart, tesco towers says...
4:37pm Fri 4 Apr 08

honey needs to get to selected or most branches of tesco as sugar puffs are currently selling at half price for a big 625g box :-)

Mike, Essex says...
5:12pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Honey Monster is in good company - you can see press cuttings for many other equally daft names on the UK Deed Poll Service's website at http://www.ukdps.co.

uk/Media.html

Number Six, Sompting says...
7:03pm Fri 4 Apr 08

I always thought it true so I did a quick check. Apparently it was in the Guardain and quoted on R4's The News Quiz.

What I didn't know was what the man's original name was.

It was......


Michael Howard.

So maybe Yorkshire Bank weren't entirely yo blame

The Bran Man, Er Pass says...
7:27pm Fri 4 Apr 08

You,You MONSTER YOU!

Flat Foot Soozie, Brunswick Square says...
7:59pm Fri 4 Apr 08

At least he hasn't poached my name.

October, Queens Park says...
8:26pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Glasses, working in insurance, age 34, normal background, all of a sudden changes his name; all the hall marks of a would be serial killer

Eco Man, Kemp Town says...
10:58pm Fri 4 Apr 08

He looks like Mark Chapman.

Bang bang, says...
11:00pm Fri 4 Apr 08

Ono!!

Terry Walpole, Queens Park says...
4:27am Sat 5 Apr 08

It's people like Peter that make Brighton such a vibrant place.

macca, brighton says...
10:54am Sat 5 Apr 08

oh no not another flat foot soozie no it is not me , yes it is. please stop it i love reading this site to be able to comment,but this flat foot soozie and her imposters and comments have taken the sparkle out.what happend to the spanish gentelman, the good posts by the real kickboxer,not his sad imposter, i am sad to say that you have spoilt a great sie

Mocca, Spanish Gentlemans house, beating Kickboxer with Soozie says...
11:07am Sat 5 Apr 08

macca wrote:
oh no not another flat foot soozie no it is not me , yes it is. please stop it i love reading this site to be able to comment,but this flat foot soozie and her imposters and comments have taken the sparkle out.what happend to the spanish gentelman, the good posts by the real kickboxer,not his sad imposter, i am sad to say that you have spoilt a great sie
Sorry if we have spoilt a great sie (sic) but why don't you go somewhere else rather than grumble on about it.

Kickboxer never had any good posts anyway. He is just a fat necked ruddy faced thicko who only used to post about the cannabis cafe anyway.

macca, brighton says...
11:20am Sat 5 Apr 08

Mocca wrote:
macca wrote: oh no not another flat foot soozie no it is not me , yes it is. please stop it i love reading this site to be able to comment,but this flat foot soozie and her imposters and comments have taken the sparkle out.what happend to the spanish gentelman, the good posts by the real kickboxer,not his sad imposter, i am sad to say that you have spoilt a great sie
Sorry if we have spoilt a great sie (sic) but why don't you go somewhere else rather than grumble on about it. Kickboxer never had any good posts anyway. He is just a fat necked ruddy faced thicko who only used to post about the cannabis cafe anyway.
i glad to see that you admit that you are another imposter,of the great spanish gentelman,he would not insult me just becuase i posted my feelings,about my diappointment over you imposters, and the real kickboxers posts i if you did not .liked to read them sorry to irritate you by i will say what i think ,my advise to you is not to impersonate the spanish gent he is way above you and will cut you verbely to bits

Mocca, Mocking Macca's clear ignorance says...
11:31am Sat 5 Apr 08

macca wrote:
Mocca wrote:
macca wrote: oh no not another flat foot soozie no it is not me , yes it is. please stop it i love reading this site to be able to comment,but this flat foot soozie and her imposters and comments have taken the sparkle out.what happend to the spanish gentelman, the good posts by the real kickboxer,not his sad imposter, i am sad to say that you have spoilt a great sie
Sorry if we have spoilt a great sie (sic) but why don't you go somewhere else rather than grumble on about it. Kickboxer never had any good posts anyway. He is just a fat necked ruddy faced thicko who only used to post about the cannabis cafe anyway.
i glad to see that you admit that you are another imposter,of the great spanish gentelman,he would not insult me just becuase i posted my feelings,about my diappointment over you imposters, and the real kickboxers posts i if you did not .liked to read them sorry to irritate you by i will say what i think ,my advise to you is not to impersonate the spanish gent he is way above you and will cut you verbely to bits
Do you want to try that all again in English or was that not a core subject at your 'special' school?


macca, brighton says...
11:39am Sat 5 Apr 08

Mocca wrote:
macca wrote:
Mocca wrote:
macca wrote: oh no not another flat foot soozie no it is not me , yes it is. please stop it i love reading this site to be able to comment,but this flat foot soozie and her imposters and comments have taken the sparkle out.what happend to the spanish gentelman, the good posts by the real kickboxer,not his sad imposter, i am sad to say that you have spoilt a great sie
Sorry if we have spoilt a great sie (sic) but why don't you go somewhere else rather than grumble on about it. Kickboxer never had any good posts anyway. He is just a fat necked ruddy faced thicko who only used to post about the cannabis cafe anyway.
i glad to see that you admit that you are another imposter,of the great spanish gentelman,he would not insult me just becuase i posted my feelings,about my diappointment over you imposters, and the real kickboxers posts i if you did not .liked to read them sorry to irritate you by i will say what i think ,my advise to you is not to impersonate the spanish gent he is way above you and will cut you verbely to bits
Do you want to try that all again in English or was that not a core subject at your 'special' school?
imposter

The Ambassador, Arranging Ferrero Rochers in a neat pyrmaid says...
11:43am Sat 5 Apr 08

Touche Macca. With that razor sharp wit and lightening fast retort, you are really spoiling us.

macca, brighton says...
11:47am Sat 5 Apr 08

imposter and bully,well as from now you may continue you rude remarks , but i will not respond from now on mr bully boy

INJUSTICE, sussex says...
11:51am Sat 5 Apr 08

The Ambassador wrote:
Touche Macca. With that razor sharp wit and lightening fast retort, you are really spoiling us.
YOU ARE A PRIC# AND A CAD SIR.MACCA MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY ,BUT HE IS HONEST ENOUGH YOU AS HE SUGGESTS ARE A BULLY SHAME ON YOU

Mocca, Turning the screw says...
11:52am Sat 5 Apr 08

macca wrote:
imposter and bully,well as from now you may continue you rude remarks , but i will not respond from now on mr bully boy
I wouldn't. Each time you do, you just manage to prove my point with your comments that a four year old would be ashamed of.

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day but when I looked closer I saw it actually said 'Thick Cut'.

INJUSTICE, sussex says...
11:55am Sat 5 Apr 08

Mocca wrote:
macca wrote: imposter and bully,well as from now you may continue you rude remarks , but i will not respond from now on mr bully boy
I wouldn't. Each time you do, you just manage to prove my point with your comments that a four year old would be ashamed of. I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day but when I looked closer I saw it actually said 'Thick Cut'.
YOU SAD PERSON GROW UP ACT YOU AGE.ABOUT 2 I WOULD THINK

Mocca, Wondering what happened to standards in schools says...
11:55am Sat 5 Apr 08

INJUSTICE wrote:
The Ambassador wrote: Touche Macca. With that razor sharp wit and lightening fast retort, you are really spoiling us.
YOU ARE A PRIC# AND A CAD SIR.MACCA MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY ,BUT HE IS HONEST ENOUGH YOU AS HE SUGGESTS ARE A BULLY SHAME ON YOU
Writing in capital letters doesn't hide the fact that you are also quite clearly below par in the brains department.

Nice punctuation and use of the word 'cad'.

INJUSTICE, sussex says...
11:58am Sat 5 Apr 08

Mocca wrote:
INJUSTICE wrote:
The Ambassador wrote: Touche Macca. With that razor sharp wit and lightening fast retort, you are really spoiling us.
YOU ARE A PRIC# AND A CAD SIR.MACCA MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY ,BUT HE IS HONEST ENOUGH YOU AS HE SUGGESTS ARE A BULLY SHAME ON YOU
Writing in capital letters doesn't hide the fact that you are also quite clearly below par in the brains department. Nice punctuation and use of the word 'cad'.
AS I SAY YOU ARE A CAD AND THE MENTEL AGE OF 2,DO AS YOU SAY MACCA IGNORE THIS PERSON.

had it, seaford says...
12:05pm Sat 5 Apr 08

The Ambassador wrote:
Touche Macca. With that razor sharp wit and lightening fast retort, you are really spoiling us.
you on medication son,you are all what is wrong with this place god i hate self up your own arse pepole like you

him, over there says...
1:25pm Sat 5 Apr 08

LMAO just had a look at that updps.co.uk site - the weirdest one, in my opinion was "Vincent Superdude Nymphomaniac Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell Valentine". I bet the tw@t can't even remember his own name now - d'uh.. And on another note, what is the average age of the people posting these notes - i mean personally i couldn't give a monkeys left testicle about who or who isn't F.F.Sooz or Kickboxer.. No offence to them if one really exists but the rest of these dullards should go and get some fresh air. My kid is seven and way less puerile. Rant over. And yeah i bet his wee stinks of sugarpuffs. Gotta be single / virgin / both, bit like the office idiot in the Fast Show. Whaddyareckon?

VR, United States of America says...
7:02pm Sat 5 Apr 08

That's 144.5kg of raw sugar consumed in his lifetime at just one bowl... not counting his second helpings. Diabetes, anyone?

snap,crackle&pop, hove says...
7:10pm Sat 5 Apr 08

GEEK!!!

Marco, Brighton says...
9:00pm Sat 5 Apr 08

Woot! This made Fark.com!
Nice one Argus. You give me most of my submissions there.

GB, US says...
2:16am Sun 6 Apr 08

What a douchebag!

Megan, New Hampshire says...
3:00am Sun 6 Apr 08

I almost didn't believe this when I read it. How can someone be so stupid?? "Honey Monster", I wouldn't even call my child that as a nickname! bold

Dim Tim, hove says...
9:56am Sun 6 Apr 08

Some should tell him hes is being very silly.

sodiumglow, Hovenhampshirepeckin gwoodingham says...
11:19am Sun 6 Apr 08

So I herd y'all liek mudkips.

i understand, Hove says...
3:39pm Sun 6 Apr 08

I know how he feels.My name was Nigel ****. I got so much mickey taking, i had to change it by deed poll.I am now happy to be called John ****.

LaFaci, says...
3:45pm Sun 6 Apr 08

What an idiot

jason, north river says...
8:59pm Sun 6 Apr 08

Strange...very strange... has he ever heard of cheerio's?

jordan, confidential says...
9:02pm Sun 6 Apr 08

eventually, someone might have to ship him off to the mad house!

Lisa, USA says...
3:31am Mon 7 Apr 08

Thank God he didn't eat Count Chocula, Frankenberry,Booberr
y, Trix, I do think Honey NUT or Fruit Loop would have worked too. I'm telling you w/a name like that he will surely be fighting of the women. LOL. Some **** funny posts here too. Love it!

Sally, Hove says...
10:27am Mon 7 Apr 08

Honey Monster! E-mail me:

sallywindsor@yahoo.c
o.uk

I have a serious magazine deal to offer you, and having trouble reaching you. Thanks.

Me, here says...
11:45am Mon 7 Apr 08

Sally wrote:
Honey Monster! E-mail me: sallywindsor@yahoo.c o.uk I have a serious magazine deal to offer you, and having trouble reaching you. Thanks.
I trust you're offering him a serial....

Haha!, says...
5:12pm Mon 7 Apr 08

This is funny:

Husband and wife.....

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: Read from bottom to top.

pelfed, lyneham says...
9:06pm Thu 19 Feb 09

I needed to change my name, wish I'd chosen something like Honey Monster. I did it free at freedeedpoll.co.uk

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