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Marine's sense of fun still intact

Joe Townsend still has a sense of humour Joe Townsend still has a sense of humour

A marine who lost his legs when he stepped on an anti-tank mine in Afghanistan proudly shows off his car's new number plate.

Joe Townsend was 19 when he was injured while on patrol in Helmand Province.

Eleven months later he is back behind the wheel of his Audi A5, fitted with a brand new 800 private plate.

Joe, from Astaire Avenue in Eastbourne, said: "I thought it would be fun and show I've not lost my sense of humour.

"I've had the car specially adapted with hand controls.

"I just jumped in and after a couple of hours practice I was driving like I was before."

On Tuesday, The Argus revealed how Wealden District Council ruled a bungalow specially designed for him could not be built at his grandparents home in Hankham near Pevensey.

Comments(19)

NoWaySeriously says...
12:30pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Why is this guy in the paper so much?

BBBrighton says...
12:38pm Thu 29 Jan 09

nice car! why does he need 800 number plates?

djfuller55 says...
1:37pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Excellent. Joe, you have paid a high price for your services to the country, and it is great to know that your sense of humour is still there. Great that you have got the car for mobility as well. Your courage should be an inspiration to us all. Suggest that if we see the car on the road, we sound the horn as a note of support to the guy.

Scoomer says...
1:45pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Oh isn't that sweet? The Argus hacks are scared that the Daily Mail will hijack "their" story, so they're giving Joe maximum coverage.

Security words: "territorial-p!ssing
"

RickH says...
1:58pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Two articles in three days! Whilst I admire Joe's bravery in having served in the Armed Forces, what makes him more news-worthy than any other ex-soldier or indeed disabled person. Maybe going for the sympathy vote following Wealden District Council's decision or just a combination of clever self-publicising and a slow news week for the Argus?

CornishSeagull says...
1:58pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Last time I was legless in a car I got a year's ban and a £300 fine!

dollymixture says...
2:04pm Thu 29 Jan 09

CornishSeagull, Truro Wrote
1:58pm Thu 29 Jan 09
Last time I was legless in a car I got a year's ban and a £300 fine!
I was going to put somthing along those lines but thought better of it...! SECURIT WORD Half-Pint

Peacehaven Paul says...
3:03pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Is he related to someone in the news room???

Tye says...
3:36pm Thu 29 Jan 09

CornishSeagull wrote:
Last time I was legless in a car I got a year's ban and a £300 fine!
Doesn't take long for the sick scum start their "jokes" and their sniping

There are a couple of new posters here recently ruining the comments area

Is it a plot?

sue.thepooh@virgi.net says...
4:03pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Good on yer Joe - a sense of humour in any situation you find yourself in is always a blessing. I hope life treats you better than it has done and you are not forgotten by the sad excuse for a government we have - but I fear you will be, you are of no use to them now you've served a purpose, its back to the scrap heap of life for you now. I wish you all the best and keep smiling.

stickman says...
5:07pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Tye wrote:
CornishSeagull wrote:
Last time I was legless in a car I got a year's ban and a £300 fine!
Doesn't take long for the sick scum start their "jokes" and their sniping

There are a couple of new posters here recently ruining the comments area

Is it a plot?
You'll find they are old posters banned and reregistering. Having said that maybe Joe might that comment funny...

The Garden Slug says...
6:05pm Thu 29 Jan 09

I salute this man, his number plate and very desireable car.

I hope Gordon Brown was man enough to mention him in the house of commons for his sacrifice to the country.

cheezburger says...
6:31pm Thu 29 Jan 09

The Garden Slug wrote:
I salute this man, his number plate and very desireable car. I hope Gordon Brown was man enough to mention him in the house of commons for his sacrifice to the country.
Sacrifice? Oh i didnt realise he stood on the mine on purpose.

Sorry i couldnt resist.

Good luck to him, im sure we will here about him often, especially if its a slow news week.

GreenGrocer says...
7:27pm Thu 29 Jan 09

BBBrighton wrote:
nice car! why does he need 800 number plates?
I'm sure he doesn't "need" it, but then why not, it's HIS money not yours.

Good luck to the guy I say, as for the car he'll be paying the excess over the amount he'll be getting from his disability allowance to the motability scheme.

He's only young so perhaps some of the nasty commentors on here can give the guy a break with what he's going thru. Cue nasty comments from the armchair warriors on here whou wouldn't dream of trying to make a difference like this guy has...

Ronald says...
8:17pm Thu 29 Jan 09

Bootneck, Bootneck, can't catch me!

Scoomer says...
11:20pm Thu 29 Jan 09

BBBrighton wrote:
nice car! why does he need 800 number plates?
Has anybody else noticed that the Argus computer keyboards don't appear to have a "pound" sign? Do you suppose they got them cheap from some bloke at a boot-fair?

Security word: "cheap-hardware"

GreenGrocer says...
12:32am Fri 30 Jan 09

feline1 wrote:
Let's hope none of the children who have their legs blown off by our landmines in Afghanistan get cars though - after all, they have the wrong colour of skin! lol security word: race-hate
Really, our landmines?, I (and the rest of the planet no doubt) was under the impression it was the Soviets who used them in Afghanistan starting in 1979, and then the Taliban and the Northern Alliance, against OUR and other coalition forces since then.....

The British signed up to a ban on their use in 1998 by the way under the Ottowa treaty, and didn't enter Afghanistan (unless you count the 1800's!) until 2001.

Please feel free to correct history if you wish to make it the British that laid the mines!

Wilftop says...
7:15pm Fri 30 Jan 09

Nice to see he hasn't lost his sense of humour, being such a young chap he could have got all bitter & twisted. Made me smile.

Joe Blake says...
11:56pm Fri 30 Jan 09

Joe, welcome home mate.my old man only got a suit for five years stomping across North Africa, his prize a plate in his head. We lost the toss and ended up in the carribean theatre, had we won it would have been Korea.My motto " if you can read this thank God, your parents and teachers," " If you can read this in English thank your armed forces.
Joe Blake.

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