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Submarine surfaces in Rottingdean pond

Visitors were stunned to spot the submarine Visitors were stunned to spot the submarine

Villagers could hardly believe their eyes the sky was blue, the pond was green and there floating in it was a yellow submarine.

Locals and tourists were left scratching their heads when the mysterious vessel surfaced in Rottingdean pond.

As word spread, dozens of people gathered to see the submarine, which was apparently inspired by The Beatles song and film.

Until now, no one had a clue who the culprit was but today The Argus can reveal it was the mysterious Rottingdean Joker.

The joker, who is keen to remain anonymous, said: "There's so much doom and gloom around at the moment, I just wanted to put a smile on people's faces.

"I love Rottingdean and it was intended as a harmless bit of fun.

"I wasn't reckless. It was all carefully thought out. Jesus rose from the dead on Easter Sunday and the yellow submarine rose from the pond on the same day."

It took the joker five hours to build the sub using fibreglass, wood, a canoe shell and a plastic periscope.

It was placed in the pond overnight and weighed down with bricks.

This was the latest in a long line of stunts involving the pond but, as the sub was removed yesterday, some said the tomfoolery had gone too far.

Paul Turner, of The Rotyngs, said: "Some years ago there were one or two practical jokes played in the pond but now it's got to a ridiculous stage.

"The villagers paid out thousands of pounds from their own pockets to have the lining replaced only a few years ago.

"It could easily have been broken and I think it's time to call an end to all of it."

Jean Talbot, Rottingdean Parish Council clerk, said: "We're trying hard to clear the weeds from the pond.

"We want it to be a nice village pond but it s difficult to get the city council to take us seriously when this is going on."

Asked if this was the end of his mischief, the joker refused to comment.

Comments(9)

andygunner says...
2:20pm Fri 17 Apr 09

"Until now, no one had a clue who the culprit was but today The Argus can reveal it was the mysterious Rottingdean Joker. "

thats not realing who the culprit is now is it!

andygunner says...
2:20pm Fri 17 Apr 09

revealing*

PETE OF QUEENS PARK says...
2:33pm Fri 17 Apr 09

I think it's a great laugh,lets have a few more jokers to try and a put a smile on peoples faces and to windup the misserable B-----ds who have got nothing better to do all day only to walk around with long faces. ps. No comment from Mary Mears in Rottingdean

lorrie2 says...
3:01pm Fri 17 Apr 09

The people of Rottingdean shouldnt have such a ROTTEN sense of humour.

Voice of the silent Majority says...
3:22pm Fri 17 Apr 09

Nice pond
In your dreams, this is just a weed blocked puddle and having someone put a sub in it is the best use it's had in years.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Moan and they move you to Rottingdean!

MrMisbehavin says...
3:34pm Fri 17 Apr 09

die and they move you to Worthing

Hugh Rinall says...
4:23pm Fri 17 Apr 09

It's never going to be able to crash dive in that 4inches of filthy water!

Fisherman 1 says...
8:04pm Fri 17 Apr 09

Not really funny, after all it was "holy week"

A Cruce Salus.

Jim.S says...
9:44pm Fri 17 Apr 09

Its a bit of fun. Its no surprise a bunch of prunes couldn't crack a smile over it. Who cares.

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