One way to punish perjurious peer Jeffrey Archer would be for everyone to boycott his wretched books. They're rubbish anyway. Don't buy them. His biggest con was persuading millions of gullible folk into believing he was a writer. And if you happen to have any of his alleged novels, chuck them out. Don't give them to charity: All the shops round here have yards of unwanted Archers already. Stick them in the bin, where they belong.

-Shane Wentworth, Broad Street, Brighton