Brighton Beach of the Dead date announced (From The Argus)

It is an outrage that zombies are constantly vilified in the media and mistreated and abused by society whilst the police stand by and do nothing.

Films like Night of the Living Dead and Zombie Flesh Eaters are offensive and no longer culturally relevant to a new generation of zombies that were transmorphed/ bitten by hardworking British zombies before them.

Yes, some zombies have found it hard to stop eating brains and moaning loudly about brains all the time - this does not mean we should give up on a whole generation of zombies.

Zombie unemployment will remain at unacceptable levels until employers stop playing Resident Evil on their Nintendo wii and start making positive changes in the workplace. Zombie friendly canteens (as recently installed at council offices - with facilities to microwave poo etc( are a welcome start, for example.

Yes, ravenous cannibalism needs to be put into perspective. I applaud the government and judiciary for more lenient sentencing of zombies - instead choosing to get them working for their victims. A few test cases where the victim was, sadly, eaten in another unprovoked fit of hunger should not derail the important work of the government.

I applaud the zombies making this demonstration and hope that people can realise that zombie cyclists, zombie travellers, inconsiderate zombie motorists and drunken zombie student louts have much more in common than any would care to admit.



P.S. Can I get a blue badge for being a zombie? I'm sure I've seen other zombies with nothing wrong with them using a blue badge.

It is typical of those like Enema of the peephole to go on about how badly zombies are treated in our society. S/he completely fails to acknowledge the huge number of zombies who have been privately revenated and as a results have access to the highest positions in society. One has only to look at the current government to see how dominant zombies are not only as members of the cabinet but also in the civil service. Admittedly they do have problems accessing brains with adequate nutritional value in their working environments but if there is any value in the notion of a coalition, it does at least provide a more balanced and additive free diet, albeit a little bland and uninspiring. Demonstrate zombies if you must, but at least appreciate that there are those among you who are significantly advantaged in life being created without a conscience.

is it the new look green party

john5001 wrote:
is it the new look green party

or next years Pride

Enema of the peephole wrote:
It is an outrage that zombies are constantly vilified in the media and mistreated and abused by society whilst the police stand by and do nothing.

Films like Night of the Living Dead and Zombie Flesh Eaters are offensive and no longer culturally relevant to a new generation of zombies that were transmorphed/ bitten by hardworking British zombies before them.

Yes, some zombies have found it hard to stop eating brains and moaning loudly about brains all the time - this does not mean we should give up on a whole generation of zombies.

Zombie unemployment will remain at unacceptable levels until employers stop playing Resident Evil on their Nintendo wii and start making positive changes in the workplace. Zombie friendly canteens (as recently installed at council offices - with facilities to microwave poo etc( are a welcome start, for example.

Yes, ravenous cannibalism needs to be put into perspective. I applaud the government and judiciary for more lenient sentencing of zombies - instead choosing to get them working for their victims. A few test cases where the victim was, sadly, eaten in another unprovoked fit of hunger should not derail the important work of the government.

I applaud the zombies making this demonstration and hope that people can realise that zombie cyclists, zombie travellers, inconsiderate zombie motorists and drunken zombie student louts have much more in common than any would care to admit.



P.S. Can I get a blue badge for being a zombie? I'm sure I've seen other zombies with nothing wrong with them using a blue badge.

..........or........
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...” I might go to the party after all.

Hadn't appreciated that the Conservative Party conference was going to be in Brighton next month.

A good group, the Zombies. Got to no. 12 in the charts in1964 with "She's not there"

Sussex jim wrote:
A good group, the Zombies. Got to no. 12 in the charts in1964 with "She's not there"

Good song, that.