Brighton restaurant bans diners for eating too much

Andy Miles, left, and George Dalmon Andy Miles, left, and George Dalmon

Two hungry diners have been banned for life from an all-you-can-eat restaurant – for scoffing too much food.

George Dalmon and Andy Miles were told never to come back to Gobi in Middle Street, Brighton, after wolfing down five stir-fry bowls each during a marathon munching session.

The restaurant’s manager angrily accused the pair of “eating him out of business” and claimed they had “destroyed” the buffet station in a frantic rush to gobble everything on the menu.

But ex-rugby player Mr Dalmon, 26, said Gobi should stick to its promise and allow people to eat as much as they want.

He said: “They’ve only got small bowls and you can’t get enough in there so we always go back for more. It’s an all-you-can-eat place so we love it.

“We’ve been eating there for a couple of years but suddenly the owner came to our table in front of all the customers and went absolutely mental. He told us we were eating him out of business and said we were a couple of pigs. I asked him if he was joking but he told us we were banned for life. I couldn’t believe it.”

On its website, the restaurant promises customers they can create their “own individual meal – and eat all you like”.

But Gobi’s manager, who did not wish to be named, admitted he had told the “greedy” pair never to come back and said Tuesday night had been “the final straw”.

He said: “Basically they just come in and pig out. We have put up with them for two years but I’ve had enough.

“They spoil everything and they are in such a hurry to beat everyone to the food. We are supposed to be a buffet but they eat everything out of the bowls before people can get there.

“We just can’t keep doing this.”

The manager complained the pair would only ever drink water rather than ordering drinks and claimed they would never pay the optional service charge.

He said: “We are not a charity. We are a business. It’s our restaurant and we can tell people not to come back if we don’t want them to.”

Comments(132)

spa301 says...
11:45am Tue 2 Oct 12

This pair sound like a right couple of selfish gluttons.
These offers, whilst generally good value, are not there to be taken advantage of too the degree this pair seem to have done. Their behaviour spoils it for the rest. No drinks ordered or optional service charge given, for over 2 years......and they feel hard done by!! They sicken me!!

Jeffery687 says...
11:57am Tue 2 Oct 12

I'm sorry if they offer all you can eat. That's what it is. I don't see why I should have to pay for drinks or service if I don't want to.
A price is a price. And a deal is a deal. If its ruining your business don't offer it

Therapist says...
11:58am Tue 2 Oct 12

Hahaha,look at them! Willing to publicly make fools out of themselves and show everyone how greedy and stupid they are. As a business they are allowed to refuse service. I would have done so much sooner than two years of taking the michael.

Fight_Back says...
12:10pm Tue 2 Oct 12

The only person looking stupid here is the restaurant manager - if you don't want to honour an offer don't offer it in the first place. I'm sure his ridiculous outburst will encourage other people to visit his restaurant ..... not !!!!

billy goat-gruff says...
12:15pm Tue 2 Oct 12

I'm sure these guys are in a minority that the owner can factor into his business model! Quite a few restaurants offer 'gutbuster' meals that you don't have to pay for if you can finish them off… few that try succeed, and the result is food wasted

pithound says...
12:25pm Tue 2 Oct 12

The restaurant is wrong; it chooses to offer an all you can eat menu. If they wish to limit the amount of visits a diner makes to the buffet they should should state this clearly in the terms and conditions of the offer. This is one restaurant I will not visit.

Alan G Skinner says...
12:29pm Tue 2 Oct 12

While these two guys have been accused of being greedy, this is not the issue. If it's an "all you can eat" restaurant, the owner must accept the potential for people to eat more than he may expect. It is not even about what is reasonable, the term "all you can eat" is by it's very nature open to what each individual is able to, or indeed wishes to eat. It is unacceptable that because these two patrons eat more than the owner wants them to eat, they are barred. If the owner wants to stop these two individuals, he must remove the "all you can eat" policy from the resaurant.

Crystal Ball says...
12:31pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Remember Mr Creosote?

Archie Bun says...
12:35pm Tue 2 Oct 12

They paid their money so fair enough. If they wanted salad they wouldn't be going to an all-you-can-eat place. As for service charge, that is entirely optional and they can refuse it if they like. And in this case they are right to refuse it. I wouldn't worry about a ban for life though as i doubt this place will be around for much longer anyway.

pperrin says...
12:40pm Tue 2 Oct 12

The restaurant have totally honoured their agreement - customers get all they can eat.

They owner has simply and reasonably said he will not take these two on as customers again.

It is a shame such offers get abused - we all end up with petty rules/regs about 'only so many bowls'' etc and the innocent start feeling guilty instead of relaxed.

MrHove says...
12:40pm Tue 2 Oct 12

I agree with some of the comments above, if its "all you can eat" then as far as I am concerned it is what it is.

The manager complained that these two having been doing this for a while? surely that means then that they have been regular customers and have probably therefore paid some of the owners bills?? In this day and age this is the kind of story that puts potential customers off going to these establishments and this could be a bad move by the manager, perhaps sometimes a quiet word in one's ear is better then having a go at someone and therefore leading to a story like this being created.

Alan G Skinner says...
12:48pm Tue 2 Oct 12

pperrin wrote:
The restaurant have totally honoured their agreement - customers get all they can eat. They owner has simply and reasonably said he will not take these two on as customers again. It is a shame such offers get abused - we all end up with petty rules/regs about 'only so many bowls'' etc and the innocent start feeling guilty instead of relaxed.
How can you abuse an "all you can eat" policy. If you eat everything you select, you are in no way abusing the policy.

pithound says...
12:50pm Tue 2 Oct 12

pperrin wrote:
The restaurant have totally honoured their agreement - customers get all they can eat.

They owner has simply and reasonably said he will not take these two on as customers again.

It is a shame such offers get abused - we all end up with petty rules/regs about 'only so many bowls'' etc and the innocent start feeling guilty instead of relaxed.
Pretzel logic. I hope you never become a legislator.

Hoarder12345444 says...
12:57pm Tue 2 Oct 12

spa301 wrote:
This pair sound like a right couple of selfish gluttons. These offers, whilst generally good value, are not there to be taken advantage of too the degree this pair seem to have done. Their behaviour spoils it for the rest. No drinks ordered or optional service charge given, for over 2 years......and they feel hard done by!! They sicken me!!
I don't see they have done anything wrong at all. What a vile manager to tell that to them. They paid for their meals and eat all they can, what's the problem? I would have walked out without paying, disgusting way to treat customers. I sure as hell won't be going there, looks awful anyway. Yes they ate a lot but so what, they are big lads and paid their way, as for not paying for drinks, and the service charge, why should they pay for it??


great advert for the guys business!!!

PaulOckenden says...
1:05pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Perhaps the restaurant should just fit a narrower door.

BIGWILLYSTYLE says...
1:12pm Tue 2 Oct 12

PaulOckenden wrote:
Perhaps the restaurant should just fit a narrower door.
a small sign above the door saying "reduced salt" will probably be enough to convince these 2 they don't belong, no need for the expense of new doors

Goldenwight says...
1:18pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Great free advert for the restaurant, Argus- can you give my employers a free plug too?

So I can go to this restaurant and stuff myself stupid for two years without leaving a tip before they will finally lose their tolerance with my behaviour and greed- all the better.

wippasnapper says...
1:19pm Tue 2 Oct 12

allowed to refuse service.

wippasnapper says...
1:22pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Selfish gluttons, greedy Pigs, how greedy and stupid they are… pardon me but one the owner should be more choosy with his comments and remarks towards customers be they greedy gluttons or not and if there is a sine on the door saying eat all you like then your get greedy selfish gluttons coming through your door but if they put up a sine saying three servings and that your lot how many customers do you think they will get and the megacity of these eat all you can restaurants only seem to serve unhealthy foods but I have to say if he had walk up to me and call me a greedy pig he would be the one with the flat nose.

scottishb;ue says...
1:23pm Tue 2 Oct 12

If this is a buffet service which usually means self service then why pay service charge as you are collecting the food yourself and not being SERVED it is this a fair point ???

F in L says...
1:33pm Tue 2 Oct 12

AND......, as Porky Pig once said
"That's all folks!"

Jimmy Stewart's Imaginary Rabbit says...
1:38pm Tue 2 Oct 12

None of you Simpsons fans then? The answer is to make them an attraction: come and see the food monsters as they devour everything that is set in front of them!

But yeah, it's the fault of the restaurant. You can't offer 'All You Can Eat' and then ban people with healthy appetites. That's having your cake and eating it, or rather, not letting other people eat it.

portsladesurlamer says...
1:43pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Why pay for service whe its a buffet restaurant? Why should you feel obliged to buy a drink? The restaurant has set it stall out and made its bed so it should lay in it. It is a clever little marketing ploy as there is also likely to be a rush of people thinking lets go and do the same.

graham_Seagull says...
1:51pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Hoarder12345444 wrote:
spa301 wrote:
This pair sound like a right couple of selfish gluttons. These offers, whilst generally good value, are not there to be taken advantage of too the degree this pair seem to have done. Their behaviour spoils it for the rest. No drinks ordered or optional service charge given, for over 2 years......and they feel hard done by!! They sicken me!!
I don't see they have done anything wrong at all. What a vile manager to tell that to them. They paid for their meals and eat all they can, what's the problem? I would have walked out without paying, disgusting way to treat customers. I sure as hell won't be going there, looks awful anyway. Yes they ate a lot but so what, they are big lads and paid their way, as for not paying for drinks, and the service charge, why should they pay for it??


great advert for the guys business!!!
The diners have lost any remaining dignity they may have had by going to the Argus. Pitiful.

Andy R says...
1:55pm Tue 2 Oct 12

A real First World Problem this one.

PorkBoat says...
2:04pm Tue 2 Oct 12

The two blokes are 100% right. All you can eat means all you can eat, not "all you can eat unless we decide you're eating too much" As for the manager calling them pigs, if I was a customer and he'd said that to me, he'd have a plate of his own food on top of his head. What a disgusting way to treat paying customers. I hope this restaurant goes out of business very soon.

Old Ale Man says...
2:29pm Tue 2 Oct 12

I know them their the ones that eat all the pies and them fatties won't make old bones greedy p**s never do.
Well done to the manager enough is enough.I bet all you that support them are fatties too!!!!!
It was a case of ban them or put up the prices to cover the extra costs those greedies p**s could have put on everyone else.

Gary Manilow says...
2:38pm Tue 2 Oct 12

In the Simpsons when Homer got kicked out of the all you can eat place it ended up in court:
Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

Jury: No, no.
Man in Jury: No, that couldn't've been me.

AngelicDevil says...
2:54pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Pair of fatties.

Should have let them continue to eat themselves into early graves.

oh dear says...
3:13pm Tue 2 Oct 12

It isn't just about the all you can eat element, it is how they conducted themselves too. He's got the right to refuse service and exercised that right, in what sounded like may have been the benefit of other customers.(He could've also been protecting himself in our increasingly litigious culture from a 'you made me fat' lawsuit!)

getThisCoalitionOut says...
3:15pm Tue 2 Oct 12

What a disgusting manager and an appalling lack of manners - to speak to any customer in this way shows he should not be the manager of any place that has customers. He doesn't know how to run a restaurant obviously.

And charging a "service charge" in a buffet restaurant is another way of getting the public to pay your waiters bills for you - obviously a very bad owner here too.

I will never visit this restaurant. Thank you to these two for letting the rest of us know just how vile this man really is.

Dalmon123 says...
3:29pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Hello there , I'm George, one of the guys what got told never to come back to the eat as much as you
like at gobe in brighton! Last week!.. now I have been looking at some of the comments and some of you just don't get it at all!, it's not about being greedy at all and we was not, the bows are very small so u can only get just a mouth full into them any way!, the point is it says eat as much as u like, me and my friend like to try things on the menu as it says you can make up any thing you wish to try, so like lots of others that's what we do!. We are not pigs at all and we was not trying to eat every thing! On the menu ,and we have payed a tip b4 , it's just a few times we have been in there one of the bosses was very rude and took such a long time getting are drinks and did not even say hello to us so why should we leve a tip for a rude **** bag like that!, and then to come over and call us pigs and say never come back agen but making sure he said it after we payed the bill!. No one should be treated in that way at all we have been going there for some time paying for what we have had, and then he treats us like **** its not on! To make ppl feel like that,
thay have been greedy pigs. and We did not do any thing wrong!....so thats why we called the argous so every one know's what a rude man he is and how he treats paying customers!!.

johnboy1000 says...
3:32pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Oh come off it! The restaurant is offering a particularl
service in an effort to be a bit different in a City filled with eating places. Are these two holding out their hands in an effort to look like the starving occupants of Oliver Twist's Workhouse "Please Sir, I want some more?". If so a touch of a reality check would do some good as it would to those who think the behaviour described is reasonable!

graham_Seagull says...
3:46pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Dalmon123 wrote:
Hello there , I'm George, one of the guys what got told never to come back to the eat as much as you
like at gobe in brighton! Last week!.. now I have been looking at some of the comments and some of you just don't get it at all!, it's not about being greedy at all and we was not, the bows are very small so u can only get just a mouth full into them any way!, the point is it says eat as much as u like, me and my friend like to try things on the menu as it says you can make up any thing you wish to try, so like lots of others that's what we do!. We are not pigs at all and we was not trying to eat every thing! On the menu ,and we have payed a tip b4 , it's just a few times we have been in there one of the bosses was very rude and took such a long time getting are drinks and did not even say hello to us so why should we leve a tip for a rude **** bag like that!, and then to come over and call us pigs and say never come back agen but making sure he said it after we payed the bill!. No one should be treated in that way at all we have been going there for some time paying for what we have had, and then he treats us like **** its not on! To make ppl feel like that,
thay have been greedy pigs. and We did not do any thing wrong!....so thats why we called the argous so every one know's what a rude man he is and how he treats paying customers!!.
...and you relied on the Argus to present your case? The Argus? reknowned for rubbish journalists unable to spell?

Seriously?

getThisCoalitionOut says...
3:57pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Interesting that it's not even on Trip Advisor at all?!

Even more reason to totally avoid!

kraftwerker says...
4:19pm Tue 2 Oct 12

You gotta love The Argus...within minutes of printing my comment, it's taken off. Not the first time either. The two porkers in the photo deserve the negative comments. The management have the right to refuse. He did what he did, and these two salad-dodgers go off crying to get some publicity. Shameful. Bet this is taken off within minutes...

mustaphaLeeko says...
4:26pm Tue 2 Oct 12

haha! They do look like greedy porkers don't they!

Well done to the restauranter for flipping, all you can eat deals have always been for sensible eaters who may have a couple of bowls, but not people who appear to just wolf down all the food like starved animals!

I for one shall happily eat there as I'm not a greedy pig like some! lol.

tom servo says...
4:30pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Dalmon123 wrote:
Hello there , I'm George, one of the guys what got told never to come back to the eat as much as you
like at gobe in brighton! Last week!.. now I have been looking at some of the comments and some of you just don't get it at all!, it's not about being greedy at all and we was not, the bows are very small so u can only get just a mouth full into them any way!, the point is it says eat as much as u like, me and my friend like to try things on the menu as it says you can make up any thing you wish to try, so like lots of others that's what we do!. We are not pigs at all and we was not trying to eat every thing! On the menu ,and we have payed a tip b4 , it's just a few times we have been in there one of the bosses was very rude and took such a long time getting are drinks and did not even say hello to us so why should we leve a tip for a rude **** bag like that!, and then to come over and call us pigs and say never come back agen but making sure he said it after we payed the bill!. No one should be treated in that way at all we have been going there for some time paying for what we have had, and then he treats us like **** its not on! To make ppl feel like that,
thay have been greedy pigs. and We did not do any thing wrong!....so thats why we called the argous so every one know's what a rude man he is and how he treats paying customers!!.
Hello George, I think you're quite right to expose this place. While you are at it which school did you go to when you were young? I think they need to be exposed too as your grammar is appalling.

tom servo says...
4:34pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Sorry... that was mean. It cant be easy to type with sausage fingers.

bluemonday says...
4:45pm Tue 2 Oct 12

it does'nt matter if these 2 guys sat there all day everyday,or wether you think there greedy pigs,although i don't think there that large,the restaurant advertises as an all you can eat buffet,i wonder if trading standards would get involved in something like this as its false advertising.

kraftwerker says...
4:46pm Tue 2 Oct 12

'tom servo'...you're going to hell for those comments. Keep it up, and I'll meet you down there!!!

tom servo says...
4:46pm Tue 2 Oct 12

http://www.thesun.co
.uk/sol/homepage/new
s/4568068/worst-rest
aurant-customers-in-
britain.html

tooned_in says...
4:47pm Tue 2 Oct 12

read all the above my point is....Does this really constitute news???

kraftwerker says...
4:54pm Tue 2 Oct 12

The picture in The Sun is worse than this one. They look like they're gonna cry. Never mind, plenty more places to fill your face in Brighton for the same amount of cash, or cheaper.

MrHove says...
5:02pm Tue 2 Oct 12

It's amazing how some people can come on here and criticise the 2 gentleman, what is also worse is that a lot of comments are making reference to their weight - It's always easy to make those kind of comments in front of your PC or through your phone but there is no need for personal insults like the above.

Also, why are people complaining that they went to the Argus? this newspaper/website has been set up to report local news and this news is relevant to Brighton and Hove.

I stand by the fact that the Mangaer was bang out of line with this and I hope it does create a loss of trade for him - perhaps then he will learn to appreciate customers who are willing to spend money in his establishment.

The two guys deserve praise for going to the Argus with this story as I will now never go to this place as do not feel my money would be appreciated (I would also be worried that I would be eating too much as the bowls are half the size of a normal cereal bowl)

As for the guys only drinking water, whats wrong with that and I also agree with the comments about how the "manager" can justify charging a service charge when there isnt really a table service.....

PorkBoat says...
5:18pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Old Ale Man wrote:
I know them their the ones that eat all the pies and them fatties won't make old bones greedy p**s never do.
Well done to the manager enough is enough.I bet all you that support them are fatties too!!!!!
It was a case of ban them or put up the prices to cover the extra costs those greedies p**s could have put on everyone else.
Its an ALL YOU CAN EAT restaurant, you moron. That means you go in and you have ALL YOU CAN EAT. The manager, and you are 100% wrong.

PorkBoat says...
5:19pm Tue 2 Oct 12

getThisCoalitionOut wrote:
What a disgusting manager and an appalling lack of manners - to speak to any customer in this way shows he should not be the manager of any place that has customers. He doesn't know how to run a restaurant obviously.

And charging a "service charge" in a buffet restaurant is another way of getting the public to pay your waiters bills for you - obviously a very bad owner here too.

I will never visit this restaurant. Thank you to these two for letting the rest of us know just how vile this man really is.
Totally agree.

a person says...
5:36pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Although I have never been to gobi , I do think they have a point about small bowls.

I have eaten at Harvester and I find the size of the bowls way to small .
It is not about wanting loads more as you can go to the counter all you want.
It is about not wanting my salad squashed into a small bowl ,
especially if you want a couple of rolls with it.

I do not see what is wrong with not giving a tip.
After all you do not tip a shop assistant /bus driver /ect .yet you still get a good service from them.

It is up to the manager to pay his staff a decent wage not the customers.

Although if that is the way the manager speaks to the customers I wonder if he treats his staff any better.

Tom V says...
5:55pm Tue 2 Oct 12

For someone to be thrown out of a restaurant where they were a regular shows that they were not easy customers - no tipping and only ordering free water reflects that. The person cooking the stir fry in front of you is the one who would benefit from the tips and, after cooking so many bowls for these two demanding diners, definitely deserves something.


I'll check out Gobi now as it sounds really good. I bet if you treat the manager and staff with courtesy, you get the same in return.

bluemonday says...
6:13pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Tom V wrote:
For someone to be thrown out of a restaurant where they were a regular shows that they were not easy customers - no tipping and only ordering free water reflects that. The person cooking the stir fry in front of you is the one who would benefit from the tips and, after cooking so many bowls for these two demanding diners, definitely deserves something. I'll check out Gobi now as it sounds really good. I bet if you treat the manager and staff with courtesy, you get the same in return.
no you won't,you'll get the same as everybody else,just don't ask for more or they'll throw you out

RogerLFC says...
6:13pm Tue 2 Oct 12

'All you can eat' means just that. I would only have a problem if they were selecting large amounts of food and wasting some. By the way ... If two diners are putting a strain on the profitability of the business then it isn't attracting enough other customers. Just a thought ...

tengri says...
6:22pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Nice food in the Gobi. Was the manager wrong? Yes I suppose so but who cares, it's a restaurant not a firm of lawyers. You lot are all conditioned to follow the letter of the law these days and can't think for yourselves any more. No wonder we have a nanny state.

oh dear says...
6:53pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Surely going to the press has just raised the profile of this restaurant and is more likely to improve their custom overall as a result?! I'd forgotten it was there and now work are planning on a trip! And its in the national news!

Fight_Back says...
7:39pm Tue 2 Oct 12

oh dear wrote:
Surely going to the press has just raised the profile of this restaurant and is more likely to improve their custom overall as a result?! I'd forgotten it was there and now work are planning on a trip! And its in the national news!
Exactly the opposite for me - if that's how he treats his paying customers I certainly won't be bothering to eat there.

bogs says...
7:50pm Tue 2 Oct 12

'Lift your chin up'
'Which one?

Maxwell's Ghost says...
7:58pm Tue 2 Oct 12

These two should get out running instead of running to the press.
Revolting.

qm says...
7:59pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Bit early for hibernation but there's nothing like being prepared . . . . .

plantwoman says...
8:02pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Looks like a food ban could be the best thing for them! Porky!

Sussex jim says...
8:26pm Tue 2 Oct 12

The mark-up on stir-fry food is huge. They should accept the fact that a small minority of customers may take the mickey.
What is not acceptable is those customers who fill their plate up and then leave food because they are full.
And then the drinks. Most restaurants jack up the price of these as well; way above pub prices. And why add a "service charge" which is optional? The customer can always leave a tip.
Thank goodness for the carveries. All you can eat, and normally cheap beer, with no fuss if you just want water.

Old Ale Man says...
8:54pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Fight_Back wrote:
oh dear wrote: Surely going to the press has just raised the profile of this restaurant and is more likely to improve their custom overall as a result?! I'd forgotten it was there and now work are planning on a trip! And its in the national news!
Exactly the opposite for me - if that's how he treats his paying customers I certainly won't be bothering to eat there.
I will be eating there, happy in the knowledge those 2 fat greedy *i** wont be there in my facce shovelling food down their neck like there's no tomorrow.

pebble counter says...
9:17pm Tue 2 Oct 12

If they say it's all you can eat, then that is what they have to offer. I urge everyone to turn up and eat as much as they can until they burst, like that nice Mr Creosote off the telly.

Barquentine says...
9:21pm Tue 2 Oct 12

I have a yearly bus pass that allows me as many bus journeys as a like for the duration of the pass. I suppose any day now I'll get kicked off the bus for taking too many trips. Greedy me.

hubby says...
9:22pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Crystal Ball wrote:
Remember Mr Creosote?
Just one wafer thin mint?

My favourite Argus story for ages!

Fat B'strds.

tengri says...
9:55pm Tue 2 Oct 12

oh dear wrote:
Surely going to the press has just raised the profile of this restaurant and is more likely to improve their custom overall as a result?! I'd forgotten it was there and now work are planning on a trip! And its in the national news!
You would think so but very quiet in there tonight. At least there will be some happy Argus readers if the place fails.

John Steed says...
10:15pm Tue 2 Oct 12

All you can eat is just that, comos in eastbourne which i have enjoyed since it opened and interwok here in worthing both have normal sized plates, George and Andy get on a train to worthing, interwok is a short walk from the station and the food is excellent mean while gobi seems an appropriate name given the words of the manager

Maxwell's Ghost says...
10:21pm Tue 2 Oct 12

According to that great British institution The Sun newspaper, one in three British men are now so fat they can't see their dic*s. Here are two examples.
No wonder these two take comfort in a bowl of noodles because I can't see anyone offering them a canoodle.

SirLancelot says...
11:25pm Tue 2 Oct 12

The bowls are too small. The food is also full of water (from frozen) By the time you get back to your table with the cooked food (minus water) its hard to eat it normally (chopsticks). Found it really irritating. Theres a good all you can eat curry house in brighton for 6 quid. Better off going there!

Lofaplace says...
11:36pm Tue 2 Oct 12

Maxwell's Ghost wrote:
According to that great British institution The Sun newspaper, one in three British men are now so fat they can't see their dic*s. Here are two examples.
No wonder these two take comfort in a bowl of noodles because I can't see anyone offering them a canoodle.
I have it on good authority they inspect each others.......

Lofaplace says...
11:52pm Tue 2 Oct 12

They should try eating a little less, the morbidly obese one on the left of the photo is a heart attack waiting to happen.

luaprelkniw says...
2:09am Wed 3 Oct 12

False advertising! False advertising! If the men had piggish manners and queue-jumped, that is one thing, but if they only did what they were invited to do, the restaurant should be put out of business for their marketing dishonesty. I've no patience for liars such as Gobi in a competetive industry.

tonybee says...
2:26am Wed 3 Oct 12

Fat slobs who should have their
Stomachs stapled
Why should a couple of obese idiots
spoil it for the rest of us ?

tonybee says...
2:26am Wed 3 Oct 12

Fat slobs who should have their
Stomachs stapled
Why should a couple of obese idiots
spoil it for the rest of us ?

Old Ladys Gin says...
3:55am Wed 3 Oct 12

Slightly aside from the topic but a few contributors have mentioned tipping and service charges.
As someone who lives in two countries I find the UK attitude to tipping odd to say the least, and service charges as well.
If someone gives you a bill you pay the bill and that's it. There should be no tipping and no service charges.
You don't tip a bus driver, then why tip a taxi driver?
It's the customer who should be rewarded for giving their custom not the waiter/barman or taxi driver for simply doing their job.
OK fine if the bill is 19,90 I wouldn't expect the change but no service is worth ten percent or more.

boo2005 says...
4:31am Wed 3 Oct 12

I don't care what this restaurant's offer claims, I cannot stand blatant greed, by people!

this sort is the selfish scrounger of society, to grab what they can get, at little or no cost to themselves!

it's one of the lowest forms of human behavior!

boo2005 says...
4:56am Wed 3 Oct 12

graham_Seagull wrote:
Dalmon123 wrote:
Hello there , I'm George, one of the guys what got told never to come back to the eat as much as you
like at gobe in brighton! Last week!.. now I have been looking at some of the comments and some of you just don't get it at all!, it's not about being greedy at all and we was not, the bows are very small so u can only get just a mouth full into them any way!, the point is it says eat as much as u like, me and my friend like to try things on the menu as it says you can make up any thing you wish to try, so like lots of others that's what we do!. We are not pigs at all and we was not trying to eat every thing! On the menu ,and we have payed a tip b4 , it's just a few times we have been in there one of the bosses was very rude and took such a long time getting are drinks and did not even say hello to us so why should we leve a tip for a rude **** bag like that!, and then to come over and call us pigs and say never come back agen but making sure he said it after we payed the bill!. No one should be treated in that way at all we have been going there for some time paying for what we have had, and then he treats us like **** its not on! To make ppl feel like that,
thay have been greedy pigs. and We did not do any thing wrong!....so thats why we called the argous so every one know's what a rude man he is and how he treats paying customers!!.
...and you relied on the Argus to present your case? The Argus? reknowned for rubbish journalists unable to spell?

Seriously?
'graham_Seagull', your composition about the affairs tells a real story, and from what I've read of yours and the Argus heading, I'm on the side of this restaurant!

Maxwell's Ghost says...
6:34am Wed 3 Oct 12

George, an adult male requires 2,500 calories a day. That's a day.
One small bowl of this type of food is probably your whole days calorie intake.
Also having lived in south east Asia, the bowls are tiny, tiny because what goes in them is high in calories and energy and they only eat more if they use more calories.
However, the cultural difference about food in the western world is that we eat even when we don't need the calories because we are a nation of gluttons.
George, you are young, your life is ahead of you, keep the small bowl and learn to eat properly.
Do you need more bowls of food or just want it?

davyboy says...
7:15am Wed 3 Oct 12

there are many people who go to this type of establishment, and only eat one plate/bowlful, so if you have a couple like this who eat more, they are only eating what others don't. however,, these two are being extremely greedy, as they won't actually want this food. drinks have a massive mark up, so this is why the owner is really moaning, not the fact they are eating too much. service charges are optional, and with it being 'self-service', do you pay yourself?

graham_Seagull says...
8:25am Wed 3 Oct 12

boo2005 wrote:
graham_Seagull wrote:
Dalmon123 wrote:
Hello there , I'm George, one of the guys what got told never to come back to the eat as much as you
like at gobe in brighton! Last week!.. now I have been looking at some of the comments and some of you just don't get it at all!, it's not about being greedy at all and we was not, the bows are very small so u can only get just a mouth full into them any way!, the point is it says eat as much as u like, me and my friend like to try things on the menu as it says you can make up any thing you wish to try, so like lots of others that's what we do!. We are not pigs at all and we was not trying to eat every thing! On the menu ,and we have payed a tip b4 , it's just a few times we have been in there one of the bosses was very rude and took such a long time getting are drinks and did not even say hello to us so why should we leve a tip for a rude **** bag like that!, and then to come over and call us pigs and say never come back agen but making sure he said it after we payed the bill!. No one should be treated in that way at all we have been going there for some time paying for what we have had, and then he treats us like **** its not on! To make ppl feel like that,
thay have been greedy pigs. and We did not do any thing wrong!....so thats why we called the argous so every one know's what a rude man he is and how he treats paying customers!!.
...and you relied on the Argus to present your case? The Argus? reknowned for rubbish journalists unable to spell?

Seriously?
'graham_Seagull', your composition about the affairs tells a real story, and from what I've read of yours and the Argus heading, I'm on the side of this restaurant!
I'm not sure what you mean....pray explain?

For the record, I'm not on the side of the restaurant (probably underwhleming customer service) nor on the side of the 'customers' in this case (lack of dignity is pretty clear on their part).

It's a rather sad commentary on the state of the Nation.

Fairfax Sakes says...
8:44am Wed 3 Oct 12

This place is not the best quality anyway-when I was there, the food on stand was distinctly stale. All you DARE eat would be a more accurate slogan.

F in L says...
9:31am Wed 3 Oct 12

Dumb and Dumber have brought this upon themselves. Having just read Dalmon's response, it would not surprise me to find out he was a journalist on the Argus, the writing, grammar,spelling and reasoning are so poor.
I am sure the two gluttons will find another place to stuff your bovine faces.
I often wonder, "What would Jesus do?" .....If you answer .....
"walk into a bar and only order water"
You are funny, but you are missing the point"

Bless you x

Nosfaratu says...
10:24am Wed 3 Oct 12

I actually prefer 'Cafe Rouge' !

Amazing, 80+ comments on a story of so little value. It will be on TV next.

gusset snatcher says...
10:50am Wed 3 Oct 12

Great bit of PR for the restaurant. How much would a front page lead into a 3/4 page story on page 3 cost as an advert? £25K?.... If this is true then these 2 ugly fat swines have done the restaurant a massive favour.

Number Six says...
11:39am Wed 3 Oct 12

Nosfaratu wrote:
I actually prefer 'Cafe Rouge' !

Amazing, 80+ comments on a story of so little value. It will be on TV next.
Don't know about TV but it's on Jeremy Vine. I suppose with the money from the Argus and now this they'll be able to afford a proper restaurant, not one that caters to the greedy and the tightfisted

Godsboy1800 says...
12:55pm Wed 3 Oct 12

I have been in resturant management for over 20 years, I took a lot of abuse from a small percent of customers to make money, as I am sure so has this manager.
When 2 people rob the all you can eat bar to the point others have to wait to get food, losing 2 ungrateful customers is not worth losing all the one's that have to wait because they are takeing all the food at once.Taking to much is only a part of what these 2 are abusing, give the manager a break, he would not be in business if he were unhospitable.
Look at the picture of them holding out thier hands, they have no respect for themselfs, and I'm sure no one else.

davidbrianjones says...
1:02pm Wed 3 Oct 12

what a funny article! Two things occur to me:

1) an "optional service charge" , particularly one where the manager gets cross if you never pay it, is a sign of a restaurant which wants to rip off its customers. A fair honest establishment just lets its customers tip the waiter if they wish - and for whatever reason. It certainly does not put the customer under any kind of pressure.

2) Good, fair restaurants such as many Indian restaurants in Brighton and Hove and for example Food for Friends in the lanes have been going for DECADES. Those who really have to count every penny either have the wrong food concept, or are just plain unfriendly - as indeed this one seems to be.

I like to try out the many eateries in Brighton but I shall be avoiding this one. Rudeness to cutomers - whatever they have done - is completely wrong, and will lead to you going bust at some time.

davidbrianjones says...
1:13pm Wed 3 Oct 12

the eatery used to be known as "ghengis Khan" and there current are reviews on Tripadvisor under this (now false) name. Two relevant to this article are

1) Regarding the rudeness:

"Need to learn appropriate manner when dealing with customers. Manager is rude, rude, rude."

and

2) regarding "all you can eat" ....

"After two or three trips to the food counter, over to the frying plate area, and then back, you start to lag a bit. The bowls hold about as much food as a big teacup, and even though we were there early evening, with only about 10 other diners in the place, the queues got longer and longer. We had about three little bowlfuls and gave up.

Not as much all you can eat as all you can queue! "

Stu says...
1:51pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Personally I would be incredibly embarrassed if I was barred from anywhere for any reason. I certainly wouldnt go blubbing to a newspaper and let the whole wordl know about it. All they have achieved is free publicity for the restaurant - I didnt know it existed but may have to give it a try now. There's no excuse for rudeness, but why should the restaurant manager put their prices up for the rest of us just to cover the small minority who abuse the deal being offered?

Number Six says...
2:05pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Judging by the photoraph I don't think salad features in their diet a lot. Perhaps the think the phrase "All you can eat" is a challenge or an instruction

Cabin fever says...
2:40pm Wed 3 Oct 12

tom servo wrote:
Sorry... that was mean. It cant be easy to type with sausage fingers.
Is that the reason you left out the apostrophe in 'can't', and the commas in your other post?

Those in glass houses...

Is the food in this place any good?

Barquentine says...
3:13pm Wed 3 Oct 12

If you're going to sell cheap cr*p that has such a huge mark up that you can afford to have an 'all you can eat' policy what do you expect ? Went there once when it was Genghis Khan's - never again, it was a vile experience.

Fairfax Sakes says...
4:33pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Godsboy1800 wrote:
I have been in resturant management for over 20 years, I took a lot of abuse from a small percent of customers to make money, as I am sure so has this manager.
When 2 people rob the all you can eat bar to the point others have to wait to get food, losing 2 ungrateful customers is not worth losing all the one's that have to wait because they are takeing all the food at once.Taking to much is only a part of what these 2 are abusing, give the manager a break, he would not be in business if he were unhospitable.
Look at the picture of them holding out thier hands, they have no respect for themselfs, and I'm sure no one else.
Yeah, and I hate all those cheapskates hanging around Bargain Booze. All they seem to be interested in is getting bargains on buying booze.
Ever heard of "target market"??

F in L says...
4:54pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Cabin fever wrote:
tom servo wrote:
Sorry... that was mean. It cant be easy to type with sausage fingers.
Is that the reason you left out the apostrophe in 'can't', and the commas in your other post?

Those in glass houses...

Is the food in this place any good?
I have not heard of the expression "Those in glass houses... Is the food in this place any good?" However I am sure it means something to somebody.

I think that bovine featured twosome may well up being known as the Gobi Fat B'stards

BrightonBenson says...
6:20pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Clearly, these two aren't being barred because they eat too much. This stuff costs pence so the owners wouldn't care if they ate 10 bowls.

It's obviously their attitude and behavior at the buffet. Pushing others out the way. One only has to look at them in that stupid photo to realise what a pair of buffoons we are dealing with here.

And the half hearted attempt to defend themselves with their comments here is laughable also. Talk about terrible English language skills showing you up to be a moron.

Glad that this is being picked up nationally and the two rude, delusional morons are being laughed at rather than supported.

I for one will be eating in Gobi next time I'm in Brighton to show my approval.

And I will make sure to eat five bowls in their honour!

Nathan_Adler says...
6:49pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Just seen the slightly less ugly of the two on BBC News. The way he was eating his scrambled egg on toast certainly leaves a lot to be desired. If he ate like that in Gobi's, then I can fully understand why he has been banned.

Seems like a revolting pig of a man.

Learn some table manners!!!

davidbrianjones says...
7:14pm Wed 3 Oct 12

at leat put up an honest sign like this...

http://www.foundshit
.com/eat-all-you-wan
t-restaurant-signage
/

davidbrianjones says...
7:17pm Wed 3 Oct 12

and the "golden dragon" makes things clear in its terma nd conditions:

http://www.google.co
m/imgres?q=all+you+c
an+eat+funny&um=1&hl
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48&biw=1280&bih=835&
tbm=isch&tbnid=qvEJB
BdkjGE58M:&imgrefurl
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bell.com/2011/11/30/
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u-can-eat-chinese-bu
ffets/&docid=IODYEgi
Wcj-DWM&imgurl=http:
//www.nealcampbell.c
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davidbrianjones says...
7:17pm Wed 3 Oct 12

and the "golden dragon" makes things clear in its terma nd conditions:

http://www.google.co
m/imgres?q=all+you+c
an+eat+funny&um=1&hl
=en&sa=N&rls=com.mic
rosoft:de:IE-SearchB
ox&rlz=1I7RNWE_enDE3
48&biw=1280&bih=835&
tbm=isch&tbnid=qvEJB
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bell.com/2011/11/30/
the-rules-for-all-yo
u-can-eat-chinese-bu
ffets/&docid=IODYEgi
Wcj-DWM&imgurl=http:
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nh=152&tbnw=121&star
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davidbrianjones says...
7:22pm Wed 3 Oct 12

for those who do not wish to copy the link - here is the wonderful sign at the "Golden Dragon" Chinese restaurant:

"all you can eat Buffet
not mean all day buffet
you no come stay 4 hour
you eat - you go home"

hahaha!!!!! (found it on Google with
"all you can eat funny"

farang says...
7:38pm Wed 3 Oct 12

If these guys have been regulars for two years I would think they are valued customers. At £12! a go this place is expensive - twice the price of the Indian in Ship St and St James' St.
The manager should be the one being shown the door for his stupid incompetence!
My advice guys is don't bother with this place anymore.

mrbones69 says...
8:42pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Incorrect reporting once again! These guys were asked to leave because of their rude and down right disgusting behaviour. Please do not slate a fantastic restaurant unless you have all the facts!

Saamie says...
8:55pm Wed 3 Oct 12

Just wondering why the owner expected a service charge from customers as it was a buffet meal and self service.

goonergirl23 says...
11:33pm Wed 3 Oct 12

See, I cant understand what these guys have done wrong. They went to a restaurant that says you can eat as much as you like for £12, so they did, what wrong with that? Trouble is these restaurants want it all ways dont they? they are banking on people only having one meal of noodles for £12 and ordering drinks which bump the bill up, well tough, the boys played you at your own game, good on ya lads and I would complain further as they have advertised 'all you can eat'.

KarenT says...
1:50am Thu 4 Oct 12

"All you can eat buffets" are so deeply tacky and chavy anyway. It should be about quality, not quantity! No wonder there are so many obese people, all wanting to stuff as much food in their gobs as possible! Like pigs to the trough! Fortunately there are no such crass establishments in Hove... Nor are there any McDonalds or KFC's. Only tasteful brasseries, patisseries and charcuteries! By the way I'm being purposefully facetious before any witless bozos bust a blood vessel at me. However I DO think buffets are tacky, and the food is always crap, unless it's the breakfast buffet at the Ritz of course. They put saffron on their scrambled eggs and serve them with truffles.

farang says...
7:00am Thu 4 Oct 12

goonergirl23 wrote:
See, I cant understand what these guys have done wrong. They went to a restaurant that says you can eat as much as you like for £12, so they did, what wrong with that? Trouble is these restaurants want it all ways dont they? they are banking on people only having one meal of noodles for £12 and ordering drinks which bump the bill up, well tough, the boys played you at your own game, good on ya lads and I would complain further as they have advertised 'all you can eat'.
wholeheartedly agree

Cabin fever says...
7:16am Thu 4 Oct 12

F in L wrote:
Cabin fever wrote:
tom servo wrote:
Sorry... that was mean. It cant be easy to type with sausage fingers.
Is that the reason you left out the apostrophe in 'can't', and the commas in your other post?

Those in glass houses...

Is the food in this place any good?
I have not heard of the expression "Those in glass houses... Is the food in this place any good?" However I am sure it means something to somebody.

I think that bovine featured twosome may well up being known as the Gobi Fat B'stards
Your attempt at humour is admirable. Unfortunately the fact that the two parts you highlight are separated by a line, and the second starts with a capital letter indicates that they are not linked.

Also:

"I think that bovine featured twosome may well up being known as the Gobi Fat B'stards"

People in glass houses...

JGEvans says...
11:03am Thu 4 Oct 12

Can't believe this has made second most read article on the BBC!

Feel so sorry for the manager (although they'll probably experience a surge in business). The issue is their behaviour not the amount they eat. I usually have about seven bowls there - they are tiny little breakfast bowls.

These two allegedly mess up the whole buffet area and push in the queues.

Of course they're within their rights to not order drinks, as is the manager to refuse them service. If they like it there enough to keep returning over a two year period why wouldn't they want to support the place by tipping etc. - they would've befriended the manager and probably become his favourite customers.

runnergirl says...
12:43pm Thu 4 Oct 12

Would this story have been so newsworthy if they'd been two thin guys with 'normal' healthy appetites? Please let's cut it with the nasy personal comments and focus on the facts. The restaurant advertises its service as "All You Can Eat" then reneges on the deal. Did they check their legal position? Could they be laying themselves open to charges of misrepresentation? If they were to end up in court Gobi would probably have to argue that they threw the diners out because of what they perceived to be bad manners, not because the guys literally took them at their word and helped themselves accordingly.

kfirette says...
1:12pm Thu 4 Oct 12

We have eaten there a lot even when it was Mongolian BBQ - they were always very nice to us - however if they want to count the dishes - the cost will be expensive as I refuse to be watched when I am eating !!!!!!!! so boo to GOBI !!!!!!!

kfirette says...
1:12pm Thu 4 Oct 12

We have eaten there a lot even when it was Mongolian BBQ - they were always very nice to us - however if they want to count the dishes - the cost will be expensive as I refuse to be watched when I am eating !!!!!!!! so boo to GOBI !!!!!!!

J2R2RJ says...
1:29pm Thu 4 Oct 12

I have seen similar behaviour in other places where some customers are rather greedy and you can see they aren’t enjoying their meal since they are more interested in getting what they can and stuffing themselves.

It is not the amount they eat but the manner they behave which matters to most customers, and these two push other customers out of the way - which George Dalmon is probably used to when playing a game of rugby, but there is no need to behave in a macho manner when having a meal. This would be my key factor for banning them.

This is the first time I have heard of any action like this against such customers and I admire the management for standing firm with these two ‘filthy pigs’.

After all, it is the management’s discretion as to whether someone can be served, and not a right to demand being served.

Woteva_29 says...
2:11pm Thu 4 Oct 12

Find it quite funny that people are just presuming that these to, so-called 'fat pigs' were eating everything in site.

May be the manager should consider charging by the bowl - because it is pretty obvious that this is not an all you can eat buffet.

Why the hell should people have to pay service charge when they are getting up and putting together their own meal. I always feel pressurised to give a good tip even when I feel that the service was rubbish.

This manager is very lucky that the two lads only went to the Argus, because if it was me that had been verbally assaulted by him I have would have put the buffet over his head!

I could understand the managers reaction if they were wasting food. But if your going to say your an all you can eat buffet then you need to honour that.

farang says...
3:07pm Thu 4 Oct 12

In an attempt to sum up, many of you have decided the guys are fat pigs and gluttons - just by seeing a pic on here or seeing the bloke eating scrambled eggs on tv - without even knowing them, shame on you for your derogatory attitude.
Funnily enough the restaurants catch line is "a restaurant experience like no other" and the menu clearly states "eat all you like". Too right!, they charge a fortune for drinks and the food. eg if you had just one glass of wine it would bump up the bill to nearly £16 so obviously the service charge is hidden in that price.
It may well be good quality but an 'a la carte' menu would be about the same price so the gaff is clearly a rip-off.
As an afterthought, of course any publicity is good publicity and I believe that is what this story is - viral marketing.

Thumper Hove says...
4:06pm Thu 4 Oct 12

"All you can Eat" is an offer, not a challenge.

These two greedy morons deserved to be banned - they should have been brought up by their parents better and behaved with dignity in a restaurant, rather than pushing everyone out of the way in order to get as much of the food as possible.

I also love how morbidly obese people now call themselves "ex rugby players"....that is not an excuse to be fat.

F in L says...
4:29pm Thu 4 Oct 12

Thumper Hove wrote:
"All you can Eat" is an offer, not a challenge.

These two greedy morons deserved to be banned - they should have been brought up by their parents better and behaved with dignity in a restaurant, rather than pushing everyone out of the way in order to get as much of the food as possible.

I also love how morbidly obese people now call themselves "ex rugby players"....that is not an excuse to be fat.
EXACTLY.......

Headline 'Brighton restaurant bans diners for eating too much'

They missed out the words ...'like oafish Pigs.'

Ex rugby players...Hmmm Which team ? When? I am an Ex Rugby Player having played for my School, this does not entitle me to become;

a)FAT
b)OAFISH
c)UNCOUTH

I am gald that at least with their well publicised porky features, that other Restraunteurs and diners alike will easily recognise them. If I was either of them I would not take a canoe trip anytime soon particularly .Georgie Dalmon......."I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal. Squeal.'...and Andy Miles..." He has a purty mouth'

Farouche says...
7:23pm Thu 4 Oct 12

What awful, disgusting human beings. They will never understand what the majority of people think about them and their appalling gluttony because they have no sense of decorum or style.
Don't they get the enormous humiliation they should experience at being exposed in this way. Thank God I don't know people like that...

Farouche says...
4:47pm Fri 5 Oct 12

Paulie Walnuts wrote:
You can just tell by looking at them they sit at home all day playing on their consoles eating junk food, not cleaning up after themselves, and only going out and 'socialising' when there's an 'all you can eat' offer on.

You disgusting fat lard-ridden gluttonites.
You tell it how it is, Paulie! Nice one!

vogon1 says...
6:27pm Fri 5 Oct 12

1. The offer is ' all you can eat '. Don't make the offer and then bleat about someone taking advantage of it.

2. Don't bleat to the local press about someone screwing you over. Most of us get screwed over by someone every single day. Most of us don't call the local hack about it - we just deal with it.

3. This article, although fascinating, is not newsworthy.

Farouche says...
6:37pm Fri 5 Oct 12

vogon1 wrote:
1. The offer is ' all you can eat '. Don't make the offer and then bleat about someone taking advantage of it.

2. Don't bleat to the local press about someone screwing you over. Most of us get screwed over by someone every single day. Most of us don't call the local hack about it - we just deal with it.

3. This article, although fascinating, is not newsworthy.
I agree the article is end-of-the-line and meretricious, but it did get on the BBC national news too. The obsession with trivia and ephemera must surely be nothing new to you?

ParkerP says...
9:33pm Fri 5 Oct 12

Hello there. USA finally checking in on this topic. Don't get your knickers is a bunch but a lot of you chiming in on this seem to have missed a point that's plain as night and day. Manager of an all-you-can-eat restaurant tells two patrons they they can't have all they can eat, ergo, ipso facto, the manager is at fault and that's the end of the story.
The manager plainly demonstrates his poor judgement and awful manners in calling out these guys, loudly and in front of other customers, to announce that he's not pleased at their taking his offer at face value and are no longer welcome so what's the point of defending him? Right, there is none. That means those who are defending the restaurant or manager are falt-out idiots or they have some kind of hidden agenda.
Perhaps if it was two, bony old women who got turned away you'd be all up in arms but since it's, for you, conveniently two big guys you see a chance to chastise them for how much they weigh. I'd bet half of you crazy sods are just as big or bigger.

I'll bet there aren't many people looking forward to an experience like those two guys had so the restaurant is living on borrowed time.

By the way, the story's made it's way to the Huffington Post which means it's out of your **** hands now. Let the US be the final judge as usual, ok?

ParkerP says...
9:36pm Fri 5 Oct 12

Really? One isn't allowed to join the letters "wan" with "ker" over there? Has it come to that? Pish-posh, et cetera.

Capt. Sensiblé says...
11:34pm Fri 5 Oct 12

ParkerP wrote:
Hello there. USA finally checking in on this topic. Don't get your knickers is a bunch but a lot of you chiming in on this seem to have missed a point that's plain as night and day. Manager of an all-you-can-eat restaurant tells two patrons they they can't have all they can eat, ergo, ipso facto, the manager is at fault and that's the end of the story.
The manager plainly demonstrates his poor judgement and awful manners in calling out these guys, loudly and in front of other customers, to announce that he's not pleased at their taking his offer at face value and are no longer welcome so what's the point of defending him? Right, there is none. That means those who are defending the restaurant or manager are falt-out idiots or they have some kind of hidden agenda.
Perhaps if it was two, bony old women who got turned away you'd be all up in arms but since it's, for you, conveniently two big guys you see a chance to chastise them for how much they weigh. I'd bet half of you crazy sods are just as big or bigger.

I'll bet there aren't many people looking forward to an experience like those two guys had so the restaurant is living on borrowed time.

By the way, the story's made it's way to the Huffington Post which means it's out of your **** hands now. Let the US be the final judge as usual, ok?
Peter Westgate accuses the pair of 'eating him out of business' yet lives in a high-value property opposite Cardinal Newman school (public information) and can afford to leave his restaurant to go on holiday? Sounds like he is the one who is greedy.

However, I don't think either of the chaps in the article are in danger of dying of starvation.

I'd call it a no-score draw and leave it at that - everyone in this article is a loser.

gnarlychaos says...
12:20am Sat 6 Oct 12

F in L wrote:
AND......, as Porky Pig once said
"That's all folks!"
LoL
I.d of given him a tip.
A straight **** off.

gheese77 says...
10:35am Sat 6 Oct 12

These 2 guys are in their20s ! If they lost some weight they might not look at45

Farouche says...
11:43am Sat 6 Oct 12

They will now have to hang around the back of local restaurants in the hope of getting the bin bags of scraps at the end of the night. Snuffle Snaffle Burp.

Barquentine says...
3:30pm Sat 6 Oct 12

This sort of thing is becoming the norm these days. Consider Internet Providers who advertise 'unlimited' downloads and throttle you if you dare to take them at their word claiming it is 'unfair' to their other customers. The next time I go to an 'all you can eat' establishment should I ask for clarification ? Should it be necessary to ask this question or should I read the small print that explains (like ISPs) that 'unlimited' means nothing of the sort ?

Barquentine says...
3:32pm Sat 6 Oct 12

By the way I am now considering marketing a product that guarantees eternal life.

runnergirl says...
5:07pm Sat 6 Oct 12

Paulie Walnuts wrote:
You can just tell by looking at them they sit at home all day playing on their consoles eating junk food, not cleaning up after themselves, and only going out and 'socialising' when there's an 'all you can eat' offer on.

You disgusting fat lard-ridden gluttonites.
Well, you sound like a fine-looking kind of guy. Why don't you send in a photo of your svelte self so we can all agree what healthy-looking specimen you are? At least no-one will then lower themselves to your current level and hurl insults at you.

boundsgreenboyz says...
10:22am Sun 7 Oct 12

The guy on the left has more chins then a Chinese telephone directory.The manger is doing them a favour because at the rate these grotesque blimps are going they'll be in coffins before they're 50.

Number Six says...
6:43pm Sun 7 Oct 12

And now I see Gutbucket and the Chinless Wonder have now made it all the way to the Sunday Times. Not that I imagine for a moment that these two read the Sunday Times. Might be in the People though

F in L says...
12:35am Mon 8 Oct 12

I am glad the nickname Gobi Fat B'stards is sticking I have heard them called it so a well deserved monicker. Although personally, I would add Ugly to the aforementioned epithet

F in L says...
12:35am Mon 8 Oct 12

I am glad the nickname Gobi Fat B'stards is sticking I have heard them called it so a well deserved monicker. Although personally, I would add Ugly to the aforementioned epithet

Woteva_29 says...
1:59pm Mon 8 Oct 12

runnergirl wrote:
Paulie Walnuts wrote:
You can just tell by looking at them they sit at home all day playing on their consoles eating junk food, not cleaning up after themselves, and only going out and 'socialising' when there's an 'all you can eat' offer on.

You disgusting fat lard-ridden gluttonites.
Well, you sound like a fine-looking kind of guy. Why don't you send in a photo of your svelte self so we can all agree what healthy-looking specimen you are? At least no-one will then lower themselves to your current level and hurl insults at you.
Was thinking exactly the same as that runnergirl. Nice one! :)

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