IT was with both humour and trepidation that I noted two advertisements in last Friday’s Argus.
The first from The Brighton & Hove Cosmetic Clinic was offering Vampire face-lifts for a bargain £200.
I didn’t realise there that there were that many Vampires in Brighton & Hove to warrant it.
The second from Zamdani Indian Restaurant (you couldn't argue that they were not authentic) was promoting its Christmas/New Year menu offer stating that customers had a choice of a glass of wine or a Cobra. Personally, I think I would plump for the former.
Robin Tulley
Honey Croft
Hove
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