Pythagoras me up, buttercup!

And here are some more beauties:

rapella Mum - are you a social media expert?

HussyBrighton "this diet is great but it's given me gall stones" lady in charity shop

feathersohollow 'It's a growly bear not a nudie bare.' a marketing dept discussing which bear/bare is correct...

BrightonArgusJo she's *such* a recorder player

joannemallon Small boy to friend at entrance to Brighton library: "The library's great, but I hate having to read the books"

Orbinho Man loitering in the urinal near Hove Lawns. "It's a shame you can't touch kids now. Oh don't worry, it's ok. I work at a school."

StMungo "She looks like Vernon Kaye with short hair. Yeah, so that's why she has it long now"

nikkib biker type on bus wearing top hat with cane: "look, in the bushes, there's wheelchair Tony. he's found a new lair."

And from Forbes Coleman on our Facebook group wall

Pleb on the Bus: I 'ad to tell mah landlord dat der woz an insidunt at mah flat n dat i needed da loks chaynged.
Pleb's Friend: So wut 'append?
PotB: My li'le boi ate dem!
PF: oh mah dayz! iz he ok?
PotB: yer he sed he'd fix 'em today
PF: no, yer li'le boi
PotB: oh yer, 'es foine. jus gunna wayte fur 'im to poo 'em out

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