In the days since our last post, you've overheard everything from the satirical and the ironic to the downright bizarre.

Here's the rundown:

rapella: You know you made it when you don't have access to your own car

caracourage: real reason for train strike? Traindriver1: "You like those DVDs?" TD2: "Yeah, watched them yesterday afternoon, got any more?"

wilkywoo: Seven-year-old girl to her mum outside Lidl "I'm just so sick of ... life"

hollyoli: "That's never happened to me here..." - "What?" - "Being hit by a seagull, in Brighton." - "Me either, I've hit a seagull though..."

wilsondan: Woman dressed as a zombie: "Yeah, I'm thinking about going vegan

oneoneoneone: "Don't worry, everyone - I'll smother the flames with my massive beard."

knickknock: Just walked past two builders discussing the carb content of beer brands

BrightonArgusJoHe's stressing out because he's got King's of Leon tonight and Jamiroquai tomorrow