IF you’re looking to cop some love then look no further than former police constable Tara McDonnell on page three to bag yourself a thin blue Caroline.
She’s arrested any decline in the love fortunes of her clients so you’d be silly plodding along without her and failing to get a girl back to your Sherlock Holmes.
It would be criminal not to take up her offer, plus she might take offence.
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