This reporter definitely doesn’t deserve a patty on the back after he failed his challenge by being too slaw.

He will have a chip on his shoulder for a while for not being able to be the big cheese and it remains to be seen if the challenge is bacon the table, he mayo may not do it again, we don’t know if he’s gherk-in or out.

It’s only a bit of bun, so form an orderly BBQ and lettuce hope someone can do it.