Win an Albion shirt in our picture caption competition

Can you caption this picture?

Can you caption this picture?

First published in Sport

Here is your chance to win one of Albion's new shirts.

The Argus is giving a shirt away for free in a fun-to-enter picture caption competition.

The picture, supplied by club photographer Paul Hazlewood, shows Jake Forster-Caskey modelling the blue and white Nike home shirt, Kazenga LuaLua the red and black away shirt and Bruno the orange and black third kit during a game of pool.

Tell us what Jake, Kazenga or Bruno might be saying in the comments section below.

No rude suggestions please. The prize for the funniest caption is a shirt in the colour and size of your choice.

The competition closes at 9am tomorrow morning, so use your imagination for the chance to put your shirt on Albion.

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7:24am Wed 23 Jul 14

John1010 says...

Kaz (thinks): Unless we can replace Leo sharpish, we're snookered.
Kaz (thinks): Unless we can replace Leo sharpish, we're snookered. John1010
  • Score: 1

7:27am Wed 23 Jul 14

lmspike says...

Kaz says to Jake ..So Buno still can't get the ball past the "D"
Kaz says to Jake ..So Buno still can't get the ball past the "D" lmspike
  • Score: -1

7:29am Wed 23 Jul 14

Havok82 says...

Jake says: OK so Kaz you've got the red balls and Bruno you've got the yellow. Where are my blue balls I want to play!
Jake says: OK so Kaz you've got the red balls and Bruno you've got the yellow. Where are my blue balls I want to play! Havok82
  • Score: -1

7:31am Wed 23 Jul 14

Rhodes Seagull says...

5 Quid Kaz he plays a defensive shot!!!!
5 Quid Kaz he plays a defensive shot!!!! Rhodes Seagull
  • Score: -4

7:38am Wed 23 Jul 14

davidburkeslovechild says...

KLL to JFC ' hope he hurry's up, Nando's is open!
KLL to JFC ' hope he hurry's up, Nando's is open! davidburkeslovechild
  • Score: 3

7:55am Wed 23 Jul 14

phumps says...

Kaz- "how comes its a five quid a game"
Jake- "FFP !!"
Kaz- "how comes its a five quid a game" Jake- "FFP !!" phumps
  • Score: 17

7:55am Wed 23 Jul 14

Conelli98 says...

KLL saying to the other two" IS THIS IT?,I thought Mr Bloom say we have a pool at Lancing, this trouble with All de chairman, they say one thing and mean another, I always getting confused!!!"
KLL saying to the other two" IS THIS IT?,I thought Mr Bloom say we have a pool at Lancing, this trouble with All de chairman, they say one thing and mean another, I always getting confused!!!" Conelli98
  • Score: -4

8:05am Wed 23 Jul 14

Joel'sGrandad says...

KFC to Kaz. I hope we haven't got to move round the other side of the table.
They didn't give me any shorts.
KFC to Kaz. I hope we haven't got to move round the other side of the table. They didn't give me any shorts. Joel'sGrandad
  • Score: 10

8:25am Wed 23 Jul 14

Beale32 says...

KAZ says"hurry up! I'll show you how to shoot"
KAZ says"hurry up! I'll show you how to shoot" Beale32
  • Score: -1

8:29am Wed 23 Jul 14

HH123* says...

Kaz: 'these balls are as shiny as Bruno's head'
Kaz: 'these balls are as shiny as Bruno's head' HH123*
  • Score: -1

8:31am Wed 23 Jul 14

kipper12 says...

bruno ( thinking ) this game is just like on the pitch ..... i knock it long and the midfield stand and watch the ball go by !!!
bruno ( thinking ) this game is just like on the pitch ..... i knock it long and the midfield stand and watch the ball go by !!! kipper12
  • Score: 2

8:37am Wed 23 Jul 14

BlythMeister says...

Bruno: So I'm yellow...and we ARE playing the 7 ball rule... Get ready to drop me boys!
Bruno: So I'm yellow...and we ARE playing the 7 ball rule... Get ready to drop me boys! BlythMeister
  • Score: -3

8:48am Wed 23 Jul 14

mitchellc123 says...

Bruno: come on Bally Bally Bally do the right thing for me .
Jake: so Bruno has got yellow kazenga has got red all I got is the black one ahead.
Kazenga: nandos nandos nandos nandos tonight I'm having nandos.
Bruno: come on Bally Bally Bally do the right thing for me . Jake: so Bruno has got yellow kazenga has got red all I got is the black one ahead. Kazenga: nandos nandos nandos nandos tonight I'm having nandos. mitchellc123
  • Score: 0

8:50am Wed 23 Jul 14

klemaniac says...

Jake: to Kaz - " No backflips when you sink a ball this time, the last table is still in the workshop"
Jake: to Kaz - " No backflips when you sink a ball this time, the last table is still in the workshop" klemaniac
  • Score: 2

8:52am Wed 23 Jul 14

kenbeamish says...

Bruno says to Kaz: We're playing right now. We might bring you on later....there again."
Bruno says to Kaz: We're playing right now. We might bring you on later....there again." kenbeamish
  • Score: 3

9:02am Wed 23 Jul 14

pte says...

I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts
I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts pte
  • Score: 2

9:04am Wed 23 Jul 14

Scotty_pk says...

As Bruno starts another winning frame of pool, he has left Jake and Kaz completely confused by his "Spanish Rules"
As Bruno starts another winning frame of pool, he has left Jake and Kaz completely confused by his "Spanish Rules" Scotty_pk
  • Score: 0

9:08am Wed 23 Jul 14

dannyboyseagull says...

(Kaz)to (JFC) How long to we have to stand still like this!!! (Bruno) My back is killing me hurry up pick the winner already.
(Kaz)to (JFC) How long to we have to stand still like this!!! (Bruno) My back is killing me hurry up pick the winner already. dannyboyseagull
  • Score: 1

9:09am Wed 23 Jul 14

seagulltess says...

With this amount of balls we are bound to score
With this amount of balls we are bound to score seagulltess
  • Score: 2

9:10am Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

JFC : So much for the new training pitch !
JFC : So much for the new training pitch ! tug509
  • Score: 5

9:12am Wed 23 Jul 14

kenbeamish says...

Bruno to both: "Not even the balls have stripes. Why me?"
Bruno to both: "Not even the balls have stripes. Why me?" kenbeamish
  • Score: 0

9:15am Wed 23 Jul 14

Stoneham Park says...

Bruno: "Guys, I'm colour-blind, tell me which ball to hit?"
Bruno: "Guys, I'm colour-blind, tell me which ball to hit?" Stoneham Park
  • Score: 2

9:16am Wed 23 Jul 14

Whydontukick off says...

Don't pot any balls , Sami hasn't bought a keeper yet to pick em out of the net !
Don't pot any balls , Sami hasn't bought a keeper yet to pick em out of the net ! Whydontukick off
  • Score: 1

9:17am Wed 23 Jul 14

Dominoid says...

tug509 wrote:
JFC : So much for the new training pitch !
We pot 3 more, then play that formation in the next friendly and see what happens.
[quote][p][bold]tug509[/bold] wrote: JFC : So much for the new training pitch ![/p][/quote]We pot 3 more, then play that formation in the next friendly and see what happens. Dominoid
  • Score: 3

9:18am Wed 23 Jul 14

Joel'sGrandad says...

Joel'sGrandad wrote:
KFC to Kaz. I hope we haven't got to move round the other side of the table.
They didn't give me any shorts.
Sorry should have been JFC to Kaz
[quote][p][bold]Joel'sGrandad[/bold] wrote: KFC to Kaz. I hope we haven't got to move round the other side of the table. They didn't give me any shorts.[/p][/quote]Sorry should have been JFC to Kaz Joel'sGrandad
  • Score: 0

9:20am Wed 23 Jul 14

dave from bexill says...

phumps wrote:
Kaz- "how comes its a five quid a game"
Jake- "FFP !!"
Excellent and topical
[quote][p][bold]phumps[/bold] wrote: Kaz- "how comes its a five quid a game" Jake- "FFP !!"[/p][/quote]Excellent and topical dave from bexill
  • Score: 2

9:24am Wed 23 Jul 14

dave from bexill says...

tug509 wrote:
JFC : So much for the new training pitch !
Ha, ha. Like it
[quote][p][bold]tug509[/bold] wrote: JFC : So much for the new training pitch ![/p][/quote]Ha, ha. Like it dave from bexill
  • Score: 2

9:25am Wed 23 Jul 14

LAWgull says...

Those seagulls sure do lay LARGE eggs
Those seagulls sure do lay LARGE eggs LAWgull
  • Score: 2

9:27am Wed 23 Jul 14

gazzamagoo says...

Seconds after the shot was taken JFC accidentally clips KLL's foot with the cue and KLL takes a flying dive and rolls three times.
Seconds after the shot was taken JFC accidentally clips KLL's foot with the cue and KLL takes a flying dive and rolls three times. gazzamagoo
  • Score: -2

9:27am Wed 23 Jul 14

kipper12 says...

( KLL TO JFC ) if that bruno chips the ball up , you can dam well head it !!!!
( KLL TO JFC ) if that bruno chips the ball up , you can dam well head it !!!! kipper12
  • Score: 3

9:35am Wed 23 Jul 14

Bucket feet Duffy says...

Kaz to Bruno and jake " At least since we let half the team go and sold a bunch more we get more goes on the pool table now" !
Kaz to Bruno and jake " At least since we let half the team go and sold a bunch more we get more goes on the pool table now" ! Bucket feet Duffy
  • Score: 1

9:35am Wed 23 Jul 14

tedmonds60@hotmail.com says...

reds v yellows ,
KAZ :- why is the ref hiding on the touchline
reds v yellows , KAZ :- why is the ref hiding on the touchline tedmonds60@hotmail.com
  • Score: 1

9:36am Wed 23 Jul 14

Mayfield sweeper says...

"Better enjoy this game while it lasts, Blooms selling the table tomorrow so we can cut our losses in accordance with FFP"
"Better enjoy this game while it lasts, Blooms selling the table tomorrow so we can cut our losses in accordance with FFP" Mayfield sweeper
  • Score: -2

9:39am Wed 23 Jul 14

MC Toni says...

"Hurry up and finish Bruno". "I no Finish, I Spanish.
"Hurry up and finish Bruno". "I no Finish, I Spanish. MC Toni
  • Score: 7

9:43am Wed 23 Jul 14

OldGull says...

Andrew Crofts must still be injured,
He's wearing black and sitting on the touchline
Andrew Crofts must still be injured, He's wearing black and sitting on the touchline OldGull
  • Score: 0

9:52am Wed 23 Jul 14

olebut says...

Kaz says" I could score from there Bruno, but you or Jake, no chance"
Kaz says" I could score from there Bruno, but you or Jake, no chance" olebut
  • Score: 2

9:52am Wed 23 Jul 14

Jaymond says...

JFC to Kaz : "so when should we tell him his shirt's on inside out...?"
JFC to Kaz : "so when should we tell him his shirt's on inside out...?" Jaymond
  • Score: 2

9:56am Wed 23 Jul 14

onlyme says...

JFC - as there are no blue balls on the, does that mean I only have to pot the white ball before the black ball
JFC - as there are no blue balls on the, does that mean I only have to pot the white ball before the black ball onlyme
  • Score: 1

9:56am Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

JFC : Come on Kaz stop sulking ,you can be reds next time !
JFC : Come on Kaz stop sulking ,you can be reds next time ! tug509
  • Score: 1

10:13am Wed 23 Jul 14

seagulldave says...

I thought you said there would be a queue at the Superstore for the new shirt not a cue.
I thought you said there would be a queue at the Superstore for the new shirt not a cue. seagulldave
  • Score: 3

10:14am Wed 23 Jul 14

Harvey78 says...

Kaz:- " not sure what's more shiny........ dem balls or Bruno's head ?! "
Kaz:- " not sure what's more shiny........ dem balls or Bruno's head ?! " Harvey78
  • Score: 1

10:14am Wed 23 Jul 14

East Sussex Seagull says...

All thinking - "I hope our goalie this season keeps the balls out as well as these pockets!"
All thinking - "I hope our goalie this season keeps the balls out as well as these pockets!" East Sussex Seagull
  • Score: 1

10:20am Wed 23 Jul 14

SadClown says...

With the transfer market in full flow, JFC & Kaz ease new recruit Peter Ebdon into his new surroundings
With the transfer market in full flow, JFC & Kaz ease new recruit Peter Ebdon into his new surroundings SadClown
  • Score: 6

10:29am Wed 23 Jul 14

Broadwater Juice says...

Pot the reds then, screw back for the Orange, Blue, White, Red, Yellow and Black. Snooker loopy nuts are we - we're all snooker loopy
Pot the reds then, screw back for the Orange, Blue, White, Red, Yellow and Black. Snooker loopy nuts are we - we're all snooker loopy Broadwater Juice
  • Score: 0

10:30am Wed 23 Jul 14

Denyer8 says...

Bruno: Now imagine the balls are players boys, this is how subbuteo was played but without this big stick.
Bruno: Now imagine the balls are players boys, this is how subbuteo was played but without this big stick. Denyer8
  • Score: 1

10:38am Wed 23 Jul 14

LTU267 says...

tug509 wrote:
JFC : Come on Kaz stop sulking ,you can be reds next time !
Jfc rather disappointed : "Come to pre season they said, sit by the pool they said. This is not what I had in mind."
[quote][p][bold]tug509[/bold] wrote: JFC : Come on Kaz stop sulking ,you can be reds next time ![/p][/quote]Jfc rather disappointed : "Come to pre season they said, sit by the pool they said. This is not what I had in mind." LTU267
  • Score: 8

10:44am Wed 23 Jul 14

Dan Aitch says...

And so the pattern continues...
Train, cue - train, queue.
And so the pattern continues... Train, cue - train, queue. Dan Aitch
  • Score: 4

10:47am Wed 23 Jul 14

albionfan33 says...

if we jumped in the pool kaz dya think we will pull a hammy?
if we jumped in the pool kaz dya think we will pull a hammy? albionfan33
  • Score: -1

10:47am Wed 23 Jul 14

DavidBrooks says...

Albion stars thought the new kit must be waterproof when they were asked to model it while trying out the pool. It all makes sense now!
Albion stars thought the new kit must be waterproof when they were asked to model it while trying out the pool. It all makes sense now! DavidBrooks
  • Score: 2

10:53am Wed 23 Jul 14

kipper12 says...

(JFC TO OTHERS) .............. come on lads ...if we get this modelling lark right we could sign for Matalan on a 3 year deal !!!!
(JFC TO OTHERS) .............. come on lads ...if we get this modelling lark right we could sign for Matalan on a 3 year deal !!!! kipper12
  • Score: 2

10:55am Wed 23 Jul 14

SeagullOverSelsey says...

Bruno says:" I can't hit one ball on a normal size pitch let alone 13 on a tiddler like this! No es posible!
Bruno says:" I can't hit one ball on a normal size pitch let alone 13 on a tiddler like this! No es posible! SeagullOverSelsey
  • Score: -1

10:59am Wed 23 Jul 14

AmexRuislip says...

(Kaz) So Jake, this is what do you think of Andy Naylors pool party?
(Kaz) So Jake, this is what do you think of Andy Naylors pool party? AmexRuislip
  • Score: 2

11:01am Wed 23 Jul 14

dpb101 says...

So is it two reds for a yellow or two yellows for a red? Or is this how they chose the colour of the third kit?
So is it two reds for a yellow or two yellows for a red? Or is this how they chose the colour of the third kit? dpb101
  • Score: 0

11:02am Wed 23 Jul 14

AmexRuislip says...

(kaz) So Jake what do you do think of Andy Naylors pool party?
(kaz) So Jake what do you do think of Andy Naylors pool party? AmexRuislip
  • Score: 2

11:05am Wed 23 Jul 14

pjwilk says...

Quality shirts but we need some quality players to fill them.
Quality shirts but we need some quality players to fill them. pjwilk
  • Score: -2

11:05am Wed 23 Jul 14

dpb101 says...

Boys this is how Barca learn Tika Taka, a little tik here and a little tak there
Boys this is how Barca learn Tika Taka, a little tik here and a little tak there dpb101
  • Score: 1

11:07am Wed 23 Jul 14

hannover seagull says...

All I said to Bruno was
`Go to the end of the queue`
All I said to Bruno was `Go to the end of the queue` hannover seagull
  • Score: 2

11:14am Wed 23 Jul 14

Dr Baldhead says...

Bruno (muttering)
"When Meester Barber, ee ask me to do pool photo shoot with models een football shirts, I not expeeect dis!"
Bruno (muttering) "When Meester Barber, ee ask me to do pool photo shoot with models een football shirts, I not expeeect dis!" Dr Baldhead
  • Score: 1

11:19am Wed 23 Jul 14

LewesTom says...

Kaz quickly lost interest in the pool after discovering he'd been sold to Lewes.
Kaz quickly lost interest in the pool after discovering he'd been sold to Lewes. LewesTom
  • Score: 3

11:22am Wed 23 Jul 14

BRIGHTONASH1966 says...

Bruno Watch me bend it like Beckham.
Bruno Watch me bend it like Beckham. BRIGHTONASH1966
  • Score: 2

11:47am Wed 23 Jul 14

Steyning reject says...

Hey there's more balls on the table than players in our squad
Hey there's more balls on the table than players in our squad Steyning reject
  • Score: -2

11:49am Wed 23 Jul 14

Steyning reject says...

Opps shouldn't we have been at the match an hour ago
Opps shouldn't we have been at the match an hour ago Steyning reject
  • Score: 0

11:50am Wed 23 Jul 14

RhettG says...

JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot.
JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot. RhettG
  • Score: 0

12:02pm Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

Bruno to JFC : I`m watching you ,keep your hand away from the pocket and leave the balls alone !!.
Bruno to JFC : I`m watching you ,keep your hand away from the pocket and leave the balls alone !!. tug509
  • Score: -2

12:04pm Wed 23 Jul 14

SCATS1 says...

jfc says... do you realize, what with parachute payments and ffp, this is the only time we will play on the level...
jfc says... do you realize, what with parachute payments and ffp, this is the only time we will play on the level... SCATS1
  • Score: -2

12:05pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Murciagull says...

Bruno "Come on you two stop hanging around at the wrong end of the table,we'll have six months of that soon"
Bruno "Come on you two stop hanging around at the wrong end of the table,we'll have six months of that soon" Murciagull
  • Score: 0

12:07pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Cap'n Pugwash says...

Let's hope the new transfers are better quality than the ones on these shirts.
Let's hope the new transfers are better quality than the ones on these shirts. Cap'n Pugwash
  • Score: -1

12:08pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Smashby 25 says...

Kaz: I was in Nandos when Bloom called me up and asked me to take part in a photo shoot by the new pool. 'Come along' he said.. 'It'll be fun' he said... I think he's taken Financial Fair Play to a whole new level.
Kaz: I was in Nandos when Bloom called me up and asked me to take part in a photo shoot by the new pool. 'Come along' he said.. 'It'll be fun' he said... I think he's taken Financial Fair Play to a whole new level. Smashby 25
  • Score: -2

12:08pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Cap'n Pugwash says...

I've probably not won have I?
I've probably not won have I? Cap'n Pugwash
  • Score: 2

12:09pm Wed 23 Jul 14

WisdomSpeaks says...

"The Chairman's promised that each ball potted represents a new signing - let's miss the lot and guarantee a place in Sami's new team"
"The Chairman's promised that each ball potted represents a new signing - let's miss the lot and guarantee a place in Sami's new team" WisdomSpeaks
  • Score: -2

12:15pm Wed 23 Jul 14

mickygullhove says...

bruno, im just waiting for leo to turn up to be my partner,and to show me his new shirt.
bruno, im just waiting for leo to turn up to be my partner,and to show me his new shirt. mickygullhove
  • Score: -2

12:17pm Wed 23 Jul 14

sauly07 says...

Bruno says I am cuing up to get all the shots in and pocket a place in the premiership
Bruno says I am cuing up to get all the shots in and pocket a place in the premiership sauly07
  • Score: 0

12:18pm Wed 23 Jul 14

jmmr316 says...

JFC:" and your sure that this is what th boss meant when he said to day will be queuing up to take pot shot?"
JFC:" and your sure that this is what th boss meant when he said to day will be queuing up to take pot shot?" jmmr316
  • Score: -4

12:31pm Wed 23 Jul 14

SeagullOverSelsey says...

SeagullOverSelsey wrote:
Bruno says:" I can't hit one ball on a normal size pitch let alone 13 on a tiddler like this! No es posible!
P.S. JFC to Kaz :"How does he know the word "tiddler?"
KAZ to JFC: "Because he's always looking down and recognises a "tiddler!!"
[quote][p][bold]SeagullOverSelsey[/bold] wrote: Bruno says:" I can't hit one ball on a normal size pitch let alone 13 on a tiddler like this! No es posible![/p][/quote]P.S. JFC to Kaz :"How does he know the word "tiddler?" KAZ to JFC: "Because he's always looking down and recognises a "tiddler!!" SeagullOverSelsey
  • Score: -3

12:34pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Willie, Willie Irvine says...

Bruno: " Hey lads, they just asked me to try on this orange shirt and gave me a rail ticket for a trip to the seaside. Where exactly is Blackpool..?
Bruno: " Hey lads, they just asked me to try on this orange shirt and gave me a rail ticket for a trip to the seaside. Where exactly is Blackpool..? Willie, Willie Irvine
  • Score: -1

12:41pm Wed 23 Jul 14

timfusciardi says...

"When they said the new training ground had a pool area, this was not what I was expecting...."
"When they said the new training ground had a pool area, this was not what I was expecting...." timfusciardi
  • Score: -1

12:53pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Brighton Bill says...

Easy, no keeper , even I can score this
Easy, no keeper , even I can score this Brighton Bill
  • Score: -2

1:05pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Quiterie says...

"Love the new training ground facilities. But I hope these pockets aren't as deep as Tony Bloom's. We'll never get the balls back!"
"Love the new training ground facilities. But I hope these pockets aren't as deep as Tony Bloom's. We'll never get the balls back!" Quiterie
  • Score: -2

1:18pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

Try a long pot, Bruno. Sami said it's OK to go in the other half.
Try a long pot, Bruno. Sami said it's OK to go in the other half. gordongull
  • Score: -3

1:19pm Wed 23 Jul 14

PressBoxTeaBoy says...

JFC to KLL - "who's going second".

KLL to JFC - "Don't know, we'll find out after the break"
JFC to KLL - "who's going second". KLL to JFC - "Don't know, we'll find out after the break" PressBoxTeaBoy
  • Score: -1

1:23pm Wed 23 Jul 14

PressBoxTeaBoy says...

Bruno to JFC and KLL: "I'll clear the table. In Spain they called me the waiter".
Bruno to JFC and KLL: "I'll clear the table. In Spain they called me the waiter". PressBoxTeaBoy
  • Score: -1

1:28pm Wed 23 Jul 14

9 of us says...

THe 24 hour pool in a sauna was showing on the players faces!
THe 24 hour pool in a sauna was showing on the players faces! 9 of us
  • Score: -1

1:32pm Wed 23 Jul 14

scottishb;ue says...

tedmonds60@hotmail.c
om
wrote:
reds v yellows ,
KAZ :- why is the ref hiding on the touchline
In case Barnes tries to trip him up again
[quote][p][bold]tedmonds60@hotmail.c om[/bold] wrote: reds v yellows , KAZ :- why is the ref hiding on the touchline[/p][/quote]In case Barnes tries to trip him up again scottishb;ue
  • Score: -4

1:41pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

JFK says: ''We've got too many players''.
JFK says: ''We've got too many players''. gordongull
  • Score: -4

1:43pm Wed 23 Jul 14

VegasSeagull says...

JFC says, are you sure this is what the gaffer meant when he said, 'go and knock a few balls around.'
JFC says, are you sure this is what the gaffer meant when he said, 'go and knock a few balls around.' VegasSeagull
  • Score: -5

1:44pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

Bruno says: ''We need a Bridge.''
Bruno says: ''We need a Bridge.'' gordongull
  • Score: -2

1:53pm Wed 23 Jul 14

VegasSeagull says...

JFC says, 'ok so Leo got a good offer, but couldn't he have finished this game before leaving,'
JFC says, 'ok so Leo got a good offer, but couldn't he have finished this game before leaving,' VegasSeagull
  • Score: -8

1:57pm Wed 23 Jul 14

boomboomshake says...

Jake & Kaz sing 'We're the west stand, we're the west stand, we're the west stand Brighton boys'...
Jake & Kaz sing 'We're the west stand, we're the west stand, we're the west stand Brighton boys'... boomboomshake
  • Score: -4

1:58pm Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

Kaz to JFC : He`s never going to get the hang of this game if he keeps losing the balls down them holes !
Kaz to JFC : He`s never going to get the hang of this game if he keeps losing the balls down them holes ! tug509
  • Score: -4

1:59pm Wed 23 Jul 14

jonwaller8508 says...

"World Cup over, feels like an eternity that we've been 'cue'ing up for a fresh 'shot', if we can finish at the 'top of the table', it will be 'ticks' all round!"
"World Cup over, feels like an eternity that we've been 'cue'ing up for a fresh 'shot', if we can finish at the 'top of the table', it will be 'ticks' all round!" jonwaller8508
  • Score: -3

2:02pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Shropshire Seagull says...

What you mean where's the rest of the Squad?
This is the Squad!!
What you mean where's the rest of the Squad? This is the Squad!! Shropshire Seagull
  • Score: -2

2:11pm Wed 23 Jul 14

leonrobichaud says...

As he wiped the blue chalk off his forehead for the third time Bruno pointed to the table and shouted, "are you two blind? That's the cue ball!"
As he wiped the blue chalk off his forehead for the third time Bruno pointed to the table and shouted, "are you two blind? That's the cue ball!" leonrobichaud
  • Score: 0

2:27pm Wed 23 Jul 14

falmer seagull says...

The players seem a lot Hyypia at the new training facility.
The players seem a lot Hyypia at the new training facility. falmer seagull
  • Score: -1

2:54pm Wed 23 Jul 14

brighton-on-trent says...

The Doubles Tournament got off to a bad start for competition favourites Saltor/Ulloa.
The Doubles Tournament got off to a bad start for competition favourites Saltor/Ulloa. brighton-on-trent
  • Score: 0

2:57pm Wed 23 Jul 14

SeagullOverSelsey says...

PressBoxTeaBoy wrote:
Bruno to JFC and KLL: "I'll clear the table. In Spain they called me the waiter".
Best so far by far IMO!
[quote][p][bold]PressBoxTeaBoy[/bold] wrote: Bruno to JFC and KLL: "I'll clear the table. In Spain they called me the waiter".[/p][/quote]Best so far by far IMO! SeagullOverSelsey
  • Score: -7

3:39pm Wed 23 Jul 14

heshootshescores says...

OK...here are my feeble attempts.

I told him to put English on it but he keeps saying: "Que? I come from Barcelona."

Which one are you going for...stripes or solids?

Pot the reds, then screw back for the Tango orange, blue and black. Seagulls loopy nuts are we.
OK...here are my feeble attempts. I told him to put English on it but he keeps saying: "Que? I come from Barcelona." Which one are you going for...stripes or solids? Pot the reds, then screw back for the Tango orange, blue and black. Seagulls loopy nuts are we. heshootshescores
  • Score: -6

4:02pm Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

RhettG wrote:
JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot.
ARGUS ,good bit of fun ,maybe you could make it a regular thing with a pic from the previous game just for a laugh ,especially on days when there`s no news :0) . UTA
[quote][p][bold]RhettG[/bold] wrote: JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot.[/p][/quote]ARGUS ,good bit of fun ,maybe you could make it a regular thing with a pic from the previous game just for a laugh ,especially on days when there`s no news :0) . UTA tug509
  • Score: 2

4:03pm Wed 23 Jul 14

bfg1968 says...

Bruno: "Hey, this is not fair. The colours in your shirts are represented by the colours of the pool balls and the colour of the baize, however the orange in my shirt is represented by yellow"
Bruno: "Hey, this is not fair. The colours in your shirts are represented by the colours of the pool balls and the colour of the baize, however the orange in my shirt is represented by yellow" bfg1968
  • Score: -6

4:04pm Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

tug509 wrote:
RhettG wrote:
JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot.
ARGUS ,good bit of fun ,maybe you could make it a regular thing with a pic from the previous game just for a laugh ,especially on days when there`s no news :0) . UTA
Sorry don't know how I did that !.
[quote][p][bold]tug509[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]RhettG[/bold] wrote: JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot.[/p][/quote]ARGUS ,good bit of fun ,maybe you could make it a regular thing with a pic from the previous game just for a laugh ,especially on days when there`s no news :0) . UTA[/p][/quote]Sorry don't know how I did that !. tug509
  • Score: -6

4:06pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Towner83 says...

KLL to JFC: I wonder what shinier? The cue ball or bruno's head?
KLL to JFC: I wonder what shinier? The cue ball or bruno's head? Towner83
  • Score: -5

4:08pm Wed 23 Jul 14

koalajoe says...

Bruno says, "Right boys, this is how you score with the white ball."
Bruno says, "Right boys, this is how you score with the white ball." koalajoe
  • Score: 0

4:10pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Towner83 says...

Kaz to JFC : why is the black always heavily outnumbered?
Kaz to JFC : why is the black always heavily outnumbered? Towner83
  • Score: -5

4:30pm Wed 23 Jul 14

DuncanThickett says...

As Bruno plays the ball from the back, Jake is handily placed for a defensive maneuver of his own.
As Bruno plays the ball from the back, Jake is handily placed for a defensive maneuver of his own. DuncanThickett
  • Score: -3

4:33pm Wed 23 Jul 14

DuncanThickett says...

Kaz: (to himself) If I stare at this Yellow long enough, it's bound to turn Red
Kaz: (to himself) If I stare at this Yellow long enough, it's bound to turn Red DuncanThickett
  • Score: -3

4:36pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Captain Haddock says...

Dan Aitch wrote:
And so the pattern continues...
Train, cue - train, queue.
Haha! I like that.
[quote][p][bold]Dan Aitch[/bold] wrote: And so the pattern continues... Train, cue - train, queue.[/p][/quote]Haha! I like that. Captain Haddock
  • Score: -6

4:37pm Wed 23 Jul 14

DuncanThickett says...

Looking on in despair at how long Bruno is taking with his shot, Jake and Kaz contemplate leaving him there - the coach to Crawley leaves in 2 hours.
Looking on in despair at how long Bruno is taking with his shot, Jake and Kaz contemplate leaving him there - the coach to Crawley leaves in 2 hours. DuncanThickett
  • Score: -2

4:48pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Captain Haddock says...

Kaz and Jake were decidedly underwhelmed to discover just what Bruno meant by a 'pool party'.
Kaz and Jake were decidedly underwhelmed to discover just what Bruno meant by a 'pool party'. Captain Haddock
  • Score: -2

4:48pm Wed 23 Jul 14

don't wanna do it like that says...

JFC to Kaz Just look pretty,Bruno get on with it these high heels are killing me.Nike how much would Naomi campbell get for this photo shoot.
JFC to Kaz Just look pretty,Bruno get on with it these high heels are killing me.Nike how much would Naomi campbell get for this photo shoot. don't wanna do it like that
  • Score: -1

4:57pm Wed 23 Jul 14

JeffLomer says...

Jake says to Kaz you can't pull your hamstring holding a pool cue!!
Jake says to Kaz you can't pull your hamstring holding a pool cue!! JeffLomer
  • Score: -9

5:34pm Wed 23 Jul 14

don't wanna do it like that says...

Photographer says,we have just told Man Utd,we are going over to the new premiership champions contenders,look happy(Hyypiä)
Photographer says,we have just told Man Utd,we are going over to the new premiership champions contenders,look happy(Hyypiä) don't wanna do it like that
  • Score: -1

5:34pm Wed 23 Jul 14

hp c gull mick says...

bruno says: dont worry lads i might take your money from you,but i will
let you keep your shirts.
bruno says: dont worry lads i might take your money from you,but i will let you keep your shirts. hp c gull mick
  • Score: -3

5:34pm Wed 23 Jul 14

ManorSeagull says...

JFC to Bruno: "Where's your doubles partner, Bruno?"
Bruno to JFC: "Leo? He's just getting a coke from the vending machine, he'll be back in a couple of minutes..."
KLL to JFC: "Are you gonna tell him, or shall I?"
JFC to Bruno: "Where's your doubles partner, Bruno?" Bruno to JFC: "Leo? He's just getting a coke from the vending machine, he'll be back in a couple of minutes..." KLL to JFC: "Are you gonna tell him, or shall I?" ManorSeagull
  • Score: -3

5:39pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Willie, Willie Irvine says...

Bruno: Tell me I look like a jar of Spanish marmalade just once more and I'll show you guys the other use for this stick...
Bruno: Tell me I look like a jar of Spanish marmalade just once more and I'll show you guys the other use for this stick... Willie, Willie Irvine
  • Score: -1

5:46pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

Kazenga: ''I think we should wait for the turf to arrive''
Kazenga: ''I think we should wait for the turf to arrive'' gordongull
  • Score: -5

5:50pm Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

KAZ : £30m pound training facility and no flippin Foosball !!
KAZ : £30m pound training facility and no flippin Foosball !! tug509
  • Score: -2

6:17pm Wed 23 Jul 14

pal4life says...

Ref there is more than one ball in play!
Ref there is more than one ball in play! pal4life
  • Score: -2

6:42pm Wed 23 Jul 14

bbb1969 says...

Bruno, "All look to the centre of the table, this will confuse the Argus readers entering spot the ball"
Bruno, "All look to the centre of the table, this will confuse the Argus readers entering spot the ball" bbb1969
  • Score: -2

6:54pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Vulture says...

Don't miss you bald ****
Don't miss you bald **** Vulture
  • Score: -1

6:57pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Jivbha says...

JFC: Why the glum face Kaz?
Kaz: You heard what Tony said, loser goes on loan to Whitehawk for the season.
JFC: Why the glum face Kaz? Kaz: You heard what Tony said, loser goes on loan to Whitehawk for the season. Jivbha
  • Score: 1

7:04pm Wed 23 Jul 14

hoveguyactually says...

He should have gone to Specsavers.
He should have gone to Specsavers. hoveguyactually
  • Score: -2

7:06pm Wed 23 Jul 14

bbb1969 says...

JFC, "ssshhhhhh; don't say anything Bruno clearly does not know the rules"
Kaz, "yeah you're right, he'from Spain; they play pool differently there; he is clearly offside"
JFC, "ssshhhhhh; don't say anything Bruno clearly does not know the rules" Kaz, "yeah you're right, he'from Spain; they play pool differently there; he is clearly offside" bbb1969
  • Score: -1

7:13pm Wed 23 Jul 14

crawleycrew says...

John1010 wrote:
Kaz (thinks): Unless we can replace Leo sharpish, we're snookered.
kll saying to jfc he's going to hoof it he always does
[quote][p][bold]John1010[/bold] wrote: Kaz (thinks): Unless we can replace Leo sharpish, we're snookered.[/p][/quote]kll saying to jfc he's going to hoof it he always does crawleycrew
  • Score: -3

7:20pm Wed 23 Jul 14

arc12 says...

The Albion players had 'pooled' together to take the 50's craze of 'Fuzzy Felt' to a whole new dimension in 3D!
The Albion players had 'pooled' together to take the 50's craze of 'Fuzzy Felt' to a whole new dimension in 3D! arc12
  • Score: -1

7:20pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Bruno's Pocket says...

Bruno shows the boys it's not just strikers he can put in a pocket...
Bruno shows the boys it's not just strikers he can put in a pocket... Bruno's Pocket
  • Score: -2

7:21pm Wed 23 Jul 14

hannover seagull says...

JFC to Kaz
`Worried about our defence this year?´
No,futures bright its Orange
JFC to Kaz `Worried about our defence this year?´ No,futures bright its Orange hannover seagull
  • Score: -2

7:33pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

Kaz to JFC: ''We might get finished today if he stops taking his shirt off every time he pots a ball.''
Kaz to JFC: ''We might get finished today if he stops taking his shirt off every time he pots a ball.'' gordongull
  • Score: -1

7:40pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Your looking good dutch says...

Bruno says,

usted sabe lo que quiero decir harry.
Bruno says, usted sabe lo que quiero decir harry. Your looking good dutch
  • Score: -3

7:48pm Wed 23 Jul 14

hannover seagull says...

tug509 wrote:
RhettG wrote:
JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot.
ARGUS ,good bit of fun ,maybe you could make it a regular thing with a pic from the previous game just for a laugh ,especially on days when there`s no news :0) . UTA
I agree Tug
Maybe also with other pics that are featured like Leo at the Foxes along the lines of
Oh S##t the big shirts are even bigger here
Been a good bit of fun today nice break from normal no news days
[quote][p][bold]tug509[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]RhettG[/bold] wrote: JFC says to KLL "How do you make a pool table laugh?" KLL ponders the questions than blankly responds "I don't know", to which JFC replies with "Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls"........ Bruno stuffs his shot.[/p][/quote]ARGUS ,good bit of fun ,maybe you could make it a regular thing with a pic from the previous game just for a laugh ,especially on days when there`s no news :0) . UTA[/p][/quote]I agree Tug Maybe also with other pics that are featured like Leo at the Foxes along the lines of Oh S##t the big shirts are even bigger here Been a good bit of fun today nice break from normal no news days hannover seagull
  • Score: 0

7:49pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Claude Back says...

KLL: What's he aiming for?
JFK: Top six I reckon.
KLL: What's he aiming for? JFK: Top six I reckon. Claude Back
  • Score: 6

7:52pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Claude Back says...

The boys maintained a dignified silence as Bruno bent over and broke.....wind
The boys maintained a dignified silence as Bruno bent over and broke.....wind Claude Back
  • Score: 5

8:08pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Jules boy says...

JFK: Top 6 again this year boys?
BS: No, let's do auto this season
KLL: Sod that - Champions!!!!!!!!!
JFK: Top 6 again this year boys? BS: No, let's do auto this season KLL: Sod that - Champions!!!!!!!!! Jules boy
  • Score: -4

8:42pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

Bruno: ''Can you two stop playing keepy uppy? You're putting me off my shot!''
Bruno: ''Can you two stop playing keepy uppy? You're putting me off my shot!'' gordongull
  • Score: -3

9:09pm Wed 23 Jul 14

hannover seagull says...

Can´t believe how many people want an Albion shirt

Not so shabby after all are we
UTA
Can´t believe how many people want an Albion shirt Not so shabby after all are we UTA hannover seagull
  • Score: -5

9:25pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

JFC to Bruno: ''You can't defend a lead. Move away from the table and let Kaz take his shot.''
JFC to Bruno: ''You can't defend a lead. Move away from the table and let Kaz take his shot.'' gordongull
  • Score: -3

10:01pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Conelli98 says...

£3 for a game of Pool, no beer, no crisps and no chalk...come on let's get down to The Merry Monk!!!
£3 for a game of Pool, no beer, no crisps and no chalk...come on let's get down to The Merry Monk!!! Conelli98
  • Score: 1

10:16pm Wed 23 Jul 14

tug509 says...

hannover seagull wrote:
Can´t believe how many people want an Albion shirt

Not so shabby after all are we
UTA
I`ll tell you what Hannover ,like you I`m sure ,I thought this would be a right giggle ,a bit of fun ,instead it`s verging on nasty ,and I don't know the majority of names on here ,so whats up with that , the Argus and The Albion have given us a bit of a laugh ,and frankly I think it`s been taken far too serious ,dam shame ,still think it would be a good crack once a week or a fortnight purely for the fun of it ,no prize ,just for fun ,only with the regulars ,not the JCLs . UTA
[quote][p][bold]hannover seagull[/bold] wrote: Can´t believe how many people want an Albion shirt Not so shabby after all are we UTA[/p][/quote]I`ll tell you what Hannover ,like you I`m sure ,I thought this would be a right giggle ,a bit of fun ,instead it`s verging on nasty ,and I don't know the majority of names on here ,so whats up with that , the Argus and The Albion have given us a bit of a laugh ,and frankly I think it`s been taken far too serious ,dam shame ,still think it would be a good crack once a week or a fortnight purely for the fun of it ,no prize ,just for fun ,only with the regulars ,not the JCLs . UTA tug509
  • Score: 0

10:33pm Wed 23 Jul 14

MR NICE says...

Bend it like Beckham ha just watch this guys
Bend it like Beckham ha just watch this guys MR NICE
  • Score: 0

10:48pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

One thing for sure Tug, people don't think that most of it is very funny.
One thing for sure Tug, people don't think that most of it is very funny. gordongull
  • Score: -1

11:13pm Wed 23 Jul 14

gordongull says...

JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.''

(Trying for the record for thumbs-down.)
JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.'' (Trying for the record for thumbs-down.) gordongull
  • Score: -3

12:21am Thu 24 Jul 14

Captain Haddock says...

gordongull wrote:
JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.'' (Trying for the record for thumbs-down.)
Gave you a thumbs up to ruin it! ;0)
[quote][p][bold]gordongull[/bold] wrote: JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.'' (Trying for the record for thumbs-down.)[/p][/quote]Gave you a thumbs up to ruin it! ;0) Captain Haddock
  • Score: -1

12:32am Thu 24 Jul 14

gordongull says...

Captain Haddock wrote:
gordongull wrote:
JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.'' (Trying for the record for thumbs-down.)
Gave you a thumbs up to ruin it! ;0)
Nice try, Captain H, but I Just gave myself a thumbs-down to redress the balance :-)
[quote][p][bold]Captain Haddock[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]gordongull[/bold] wrote: JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.'' (Trying for the record for thumbs-down.)[/p][/quote]Gave you a thumbs up to ruin it! ;0)[/p][/quote]Nice try, Captain H, but I Just gave myself a thumbs-down to redress the balance :-) gordongull
  • Score: 1

5:48am Thu 24 Jul 14

KP1234 says...

30mill for a training ground and this is the pool we get?
30mill for a training ground and this is the pool we get? KP1234
  • Score: -1

5:50am Thu 24 Jul 14

KP1234 says...

Kll: ive been learning to dive all season, this wasnt the pool I was expecting
Kll: ive been learning to dive all season, this wasnt the pool I was expecting KP1234
  • Score: -1

8:56am Thu 24 Jul 14

Baldseagull says...

Bruno tests the adage that the Amex Pitch is like a Billiard table.
Bruno tests the adage that the Amex Pitch is like a Billiard table. Baldseagull
  • Score: -1

8:57am Thu 24 Jul 14

Baldseagull says...

If you want to play, form a cue.
If you want to play, form a cue. Baldseagull
  • Score: -2

2:50pm Thu 24 Jul 14

SheppertonSeagull says...

JFC to KL "Kaz we've got more chance of winning this game than the play-offs!"
JFC to KL "Kaz we've got more chance of winning this game than the play-offs!" SheppertonSeagull
  • Score: -1

10:08pm Thu 24 Jul 14

John Steed says...

Umm too complicated, I dont think it will catch on
Umm too complicated, I dont think it will catch on John Steed
  • Score: 0

1:42am Fri 25 Jul 14

Captain Haddock says...

gordongull wrote:
Captain Haddock wrote:
gordongull wrote:
JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.'' (Trying for the record for thumbs-down.)
Gave you a thumbs up to ruin it! ;0)
Nice try, Captain H, but I Just gave myself a thumbs-down to redress the balance :-)
Haha! Curses! Still I've thumbed this post up for a consolation strike.
[quote][p][bold]gordongull[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Captain Haddock[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]gordongull[/bold] wrote: JFC: ''We're getting the rest of the yellow balls when the sponsorship money comes through.'' (Trying for the record for thumbs-down.)[/p][/quote]Gave you a thumbs up to ruin it! ;0)[/p][/quote]Nice try, Captain H, but I Just gave myself a thumbs-down to redress the balance :-)[/p][/quote]Haha! Curses! Still I've thumbed this post up for a consolation strike. Captain Haddock
  • Score: 1

9:47pm Fri 25 Jul 14

leonrobichaud says...

Who won?
Who won? leonrobichaud
  • Score: 1

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