IN THE FRAME THIS WEEK KEVIN McFARLANE

Age? 30 (cough!) Nickname? None that I know of!

Where did you wake up today? At home.

Last lie you told? About my age Music you play? House music all night long.

Music you'd never play? Urban and pop music - although it's the same thing!

Previous jobs? Project manager.

Heroes? My late parents.

Any celebrity anecdotes? Got introduced to Steven Gerrard, below, whilst DJing in Karbon, and he seemed quite star-struck!

Ideal partner? Got her - and she's called Heather.

Who would you like to work with? Any competent producer who could take the ideas out of my head and turn them into music Luxuries in life? Two wee girls - Molly & Maisie.

Best gig? Bora Bora in Ibiza gets better every time I play there. Roll on summer!

Worst gig? A dodgy Glasgow bar - I won't name and shame it though!

What makes you mad? Incompetence and people who lie.

What makes you lol? See luxuries in life - or Peter Kay!

First record you bought? Can't remember - sorry!

Last record you bought? Oasis's greatest hits!

Can you dance? From the waist up.

Last purchase on your credit card? Windbreaker for my Saab Aero convertible (cheesy but true!).

Favourite Drink? Vodka & Red Bull (you can take the guy out of the scheme) Fave clobber? Adidas trainers, Abercrombie & Fitch jeans, various tops.

Three words to describe yourself? Honest, passionate, hard-working!

What song would have played at your funeral? No comment - I don't want to jinx things!

Where can we hear you? Saturdays - Bread & Butter bar till midnight, Karbon after midnight.

I'm buying, so what would you like to drink? Bollinger.