CAN I suggest that Eastbourne and Worthing councils lease sites at the side of the A23 just north of Brighton?

They could then erect signs like the following, I suggest.

Take the next junction because Eastbourne welcomes motorists, tourists and shoppers.

There are no congestion charges or rip-off parking fees guaranteed.

Of course, exactly the same strategy could apply to Worthing.

Please take the next junction because Worthing also welcomes motorists, tourists and shoppers.

There are no rip-off parking charges or congestion charges guaranteed.

Plus, as an added bonus you will be able to get on the beach far, far more quickly.

Sounds great doesn’t it and I bet it would work a treat.

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