This week's Overheard in Brighton is small, but perfectly formed - largely because most of the contributions were unrepeatable in a family publication (although very funny if you're as smutty minded as I am).

So, here's all the #brightohs which are fit to print: orbific "I can't believe it. I had to spell I-M-D-B to him" (my boss in the video shop this weekend - for non film geeks, IMDB is the Internet Movie Database)

And a seasonal one, from therug "We'll do our Boxing Day on Christmas Eve"