Jennifer Ellison at the Party in the Park.

What a shocker.

A lot of bands do covers but she came on, danced to the radio - not even pretending to sing live - then walked off again.

It was so much less than karaoke she wouldn't even be allowed in Horatio's.

And she gets paid for that? Wow! Any vacancies for next year?

I'll take whatever's the going rate, if that's all you have to do.

Next year, can we have a few more like Kym Marsh - who at least made the effort?

-Paul Williams, Hove