"It's okay, I'm a doctor." How many times I wish I could have said that ...

But I'm not a medic so it's probably a good thing Dr Bob Jones is on hand to provide musical assistance.

He will playing in his own inimitable style upstairs, supported by residents Friendly Pressure and Scott Gair, while downstairs it's London Crawling, DJs Artash, Big Ben and Ash Huntington.

Not quite sexual healing but, with two floors of US garage, it won't be far off.

It runs from 10pm to 3am. Admission £8/7. Tel 01273 606906 or 07968 020057.