Our Falmer.

To Hart, in heaven,

Hallowed be thy game.

Why did Kitson come?

From noon until half eleven.

Give us a home, not a tin shed.

And forgive us our messy passes as we forgive those who make messy passes against us.

Leaders' hot administration delivered us from evil.

For ever and ever. Amen.

-Attila the Stockbroker, Victoria Road, Southwick