Being in the same boat, I sympathise with and understand the predicament of the very low paid.

I do not smoke or drink, I am devoid of female company, have the simplest of clothes and possess no car, bicycle, television or radio.

I rise each morning at 6am and retire at 9pm, having done very menial work at rock-bottom rates but attend chapel each Sunday without fail.

However, there is one thing I can assure you of - when I get out of prison all that is going to change.

-P Chesterton, Lewes