I could not believe my eyes when I read of the offer from Teresa Baker of Caring Lady Funeral Director for free burger tokens (Argus, December 13). Does the name Sweeney Todd mean anything to her? What will it be next - Spud-U-Like in association with your friendly local crematorium?

Please, if you want to use the Press to advertise yourselves, try to do it with more decorum than a circus barker.

-B. Newman, Lewes Road, Newhaven