Who wants to be a millionaire? Not 25-year-old Bav Patel, from Brighton, who appeared on the popular TV game show.

Bav's mind went blank when host Chris Tarrant put posers to him.

But he bluffed and guessed his way to £16,000 before wisely deciding to quit.

Not bad for someone Chris Tarrant said didn't even deserve to win £16.

He provided compulsive entertainment and it proved that you can be funny and still be in the money.