I pity Maggie Troop and the trauma she experienced upon returning to Brighton after 40 years but it would be helpful if she could tell us where she has been all that time.

I would be the first to move to a place without mobile phones, advertising boards, overcrowded streets, skateboarding children and ill-dressed, tattooed, women smokers.

Is there really a place where it is perpetually 1960?

Does she perhaps live on the set of Heartbeat?

-Matt Pearson, Hove