To the person who stole from a garden in Thornhill Rise, Mile Oak, the illuminated Father Christmas on Monday night, I hope it brings you great joy.

You are as good-willed as the carol singers who, having rung my door bell, waited until the door was opened before repeating twice, "We wish you a merry Christmas," and expected to be paid as they were collecting for a cancer charity - despite being unable to provide any proof.

You abuse the spirit of Christmas but if you want Father Christmas's partner, the Snowman, please knock on my door.

-John Church, Mile Oak