Oh ye of little faith! How can anyone doubt such Christian gentlemen as Tony and George when they promised to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, like those given to Saddam by earlier Rupublican administrations or Britain's Thatcher Government?

I'm sure Tony and George are not stingy and if necessary would put the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq themselves in order to honour their pledge and to teach Saddam good manners.

If Saddam has destroyed such expensive gifts, it displays his unspeakable ingratitude to American and British taxpayers.

How upset poor Mr Rumsfeld must feel after going to such trouble to help send Saddam the first lot. His kindness has just been thrown back in his face.

-Oscar Thompsett, Patcham