The Owl and the Pussycat used to live on the post of our gates at home;

With the aid of a thief now they have gone in their pea-green boat on the foam;

Our kids will despair they are no longer there and will weep many tears when they come.

If the thief will return them, I'll reward him with cash wrapped up in a £5 note.

-Les Wright, 20 Roedean Crescent, Brighton BN2 5RH