I've just received my local electorial leaflet for the forthcoming elections.
It informs us we will be losing our only "beat bobby" but tells us how lucky we are because he is being replaced by five "microbeats". Who or what is a microbeat?
The only thing I can think of is we will be policed by very, very small coppers.
-Mick Vanour, Southon Close, Mile Oak
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