Dear Steve White, general refuse manager:
Thank you so much for changing the refuse collection days in Brighton and Hove, it has been utter chaos and great for us.
As I am sure you know, some roads, such as Westbourne Place and Villas, have not had a collection for two weeks.
All that rubbish left on the streets has been a feast for us and our breeding programmes are going great.
I am sure the residents of Brighton and Hove are very grateful to you for this "improvement" - we are anyway.
Keep up the good work and perhaps you can change the day again in a few months.
Yours gratefully,
The rats, mice and seagulls of Brighton and Hove.
PS: Sorry for all the mess on the pavements but we have to get the bags open to get our dinner.
-Marie Lefelle (Mrs), Westbourne Place, Hove
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