From the carefully-preserved records of my venerable family, I read that not so very many centuries ago, when our manorial land was a kingdom in its own right, full-blooded young men would take their sport by hunting a peasant maiden through the woods with a pack of baying hounds.

Ah, how times have changed when we can debate the worth of a mere fox.

-David Blagdon, son of the 19th Earl of Blagdon, Lavant