Does dear Dr Delvin actually receive the letters he features in his hilarious The Medic column each week? I cannot believe he does.

I suggest he advises them all with the same answer: "Have yourself committed to the nearest loony bin, at once."

Really, what sort of cretin would be worried that a little mouse in the house would be a health risk?

My wife is a Registered Nurse and we both find the Doc's letters very entertaining indeed. Please don't ever stop this feature.