White witch Kevin Carylon intends to cast a spell on the Loch Ness monster so the creature is never caught.
He will be in Scotland at the same time as a serious effort to find and trap the mysterious creature.
Luck may not be on his side as he has only just recovered from breaking his leg when tripping over a black cat.
And as Kevin will play bagpipe music as part of the spell, the canny monster will probably stay in the deep to avoid him.
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