My supermarket is selling deeds of land on the moon at £12.99 per acre.

Those nave or gullible enough to be tempted to buy such a deed should know nobody owns or has the right to sell lunar real estate.

The purported deeds are worth no more than the paper they are printed on.

Oh, and if anyone is interested in a few million acres of Mars I happen to own, I'm willing to sell at the knockdown bargain price of £100 per acre.

Cash only, please, no credit cards.

-Charles Newman, Manchester Street, Brighton