It's hard to know where you are when Harry Hill has finished with you.

His stage shows pick you up, spin you around and leave you in a confused heap, feeling very dizzy.

Entering the stage to the beats of The Harrys - lookalike musicians wearing fake bald patches - Hill instantly became a whirlwind of surreal comedy.

Sitting in the front rows was enough to turn your hairs grey as you become a potential target for the slapstick slaphead.

There was always the danger Hill might focus the crowd's attention on you by throwing bread at you as if you were a duck or calling you on stage to play inter-species swingball against a hamster.

We even got to meet a couple of Hill's relatives - his "dad" and his "son". Another favourite of the show was Stouffer the cat, a curious-looking glove puppet made of blue rubber. That's not to mention the ball boy and his worryingly tight shorts.

But there was no doubt the star of the show was Hill himself, who set up a number of running themes and slipped in and out of each thread without warning.

Early in the night, he said he has a white van with a sign on the back to deter thieves, saying "no tools are kept in this van at night". But, to his eternal amusement, Hill confessed there actually are tools in the van.

Later, he commented on how easy it is to "accidentally" knock pizza delivery boys off their scooters.

"There you are, driving along. They're in your blind spot. What can you do?"

Hill said that when he did it, he called an ambulance but in the 20 minutes it took to arrive, he got peckish and ate the pizza.

When the ambulance turned up, the driver was disappointed there was no pizza for him - apparently a perk of an ambulance driver's job when attending such incidents - so Hill persuaded him to knock down another delivery boy and this time they got some Coke as well.

But they didn't stop there and weren't happy until they had treated themselves to a five-course meal. When they bundled the last casualty into the ambulance, Hill noticed a sign on the back saying "There are no people kept in this ambulance at night."