The other half of Mel and Sue and Celebrity Big Brother Contestant, this is Ms Perkin's first ever one-woman show.

Enjoy a tour round Britain's first online Romany community, see the prototype of the Pentagon's Gay Bomb and find out why wearing spectacles is simply not enough in the fight to become Spectacle Wearer of the Year.

An engaging, wryly self-deprecating raconteur with a light but sure touch.

Starts 7.45pm. Tickets £12/£11. Call 01273 709709