It is said the camel is a horse designed by a committee.

Would I be right in thinking it is the same committee, plus the expanding, 8,000-strong Brighton and Hove City Council workforce which, for a brain-numbing number of years, has been designing such failures as the new Albion football stadium, the ghost of the West Pier and the edge-of-town, full-size park-and-ride facility?

If so, when can we expect the next camel?

-PT Jeffries, Hove