I note one of Wayne Jackman's reasons for opposing the proposed astro-turf hockey pitches at BHASVIC is "noise pollution".

After hearing that he is the "lead writer for Balamory, Thomas And Friends, Fifi And The Flowertots, Roary The Racing Car and the forthcoming sequel for Balamory, called Me Too", I would like to object to the excessive noise pollution he has created by blowing his own trumpet.

-Andrew Saunders, Patcham, Brighton