I'm sick and tired of people complaining about seagulls.

In my block of flats, two old men on the top floor have done nothing but stir up trouble about these lovely birds since moving in. They are demanding netting, spikes and other deterrents to be put on the roof, but why are they living on the second storey in a seaside town if they don't like gulls?

Unlike the gulls, neither of them were born here and nobody is forcing them to stay so I say go back to where you came from and leave our birds alone.

Remember "townies" who moved to the country then complained about the cocka- doodle-doo at 5am every morning, the smell of the livestock, and so on. The simple answer is to move away.

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