What does a reality TV star do when the cameras stop rolling?

Andy Jordan has been a pillar of Channel Four’s Made In Chelsea (MiC) for several seasons, but after his epic break-up with fellow cast member Louise Thompson - who, OMG, like, *cheated* on him - Jordan was passed over for the MiC New York series. No LOLz.

"I went and cried in the loo. I got to the lip-wobble and I was like, 'Cut!'". 

Jordan may lack a stiff upper lip but he’s got some balls, re-inventing himself as a posh but sensitive singer-songwriter for a ten-stop UK tour.

His great assets are high cheekbones and a substantial MiC fanbase - @AndyJordan01 has 417k followers, ensuring full houses in well-chosen venues.

A highly professional five-piece backing band did credit to Jordan’s surprisingly sophisticated musical compositions.

The Message In A Bottle cover was a bomb, but his self-penned YouTube hit Geography was warmly appreciated by his passionate female admirers.

Is former stockbroker Andy simply trading in derivatives? Or does he really have what it takes to challenge Sheeran, Smith, Ezra and co?

Perhaps what matters most to his loyal following is this breaking news: Jordan has been invited back to Made In Chelsea for series nine...