By Gareth Davies

THE closest British equivalent to a bogan is a chav, except you need to swap the uniform tracksuit for a pair of denim shorts, a greasy mullet, vest, trucker hat and a thick Australian accent. 

Put two of these creatures on stage to host a couple of games of bingo and the result is nothing short of glorious. 

Add alcohol and a power ballad soundtrack of the 80s come early 90s and given the tripe that makes it through the commissioner's office at some TV stations, it's amazing how this has not made it onto our screens.

The beer-swilling duo acted out a bingo gameshow to what seemed to be the world's population of hen parties at Komedia - a perfect pre-night out warm up. 

Australian swearing and ranting is unavoidably funny anyway, but the pair have really polished their act whilst maintaining the concept that they are more inebriated on stage than anyone in the audience. 

The chaos on stage breeds rowdiness in the audience and it all came together like the latter stages of a wedding party after the small-talk turns into roly-polying on the dancefloor. 

Komedia in Brighton also witnessed one of the best heckler put-downs ever after a woman tried to make the night about her. Non-publishable, of course.