Last Saturday’s edition of The Argus ran a story about Downs Infants School in Brighton asking parents to “park safely” – that’s a joke around any school.

Go and watch parents picking up their children outside Blatchington Mill School in Holmes Avenue, Hove.

They even park completely on the pavement – not halfway but all the way, so you have to walk in the road.

And the zig-zags – do they mean free parking? I think that’s what parents think.

Best of luck Downs Infants, but nothing will happen.

A Gumbrill, Chapel Mews, Hove