Mediums who speak to dead pets (The Argus, October 2)?

Sorry if I’m a bit dopey here but when I lived at home with my mum she had two cats at different times and I don’t really remember having too much of a conversation with them.

Is there a special languge school you have to attend to learn to speak to them before they die?

Or is it something that naturally comes to you after they die?

I think my wife thinks I’m dead sometimes when she talks to me.

I nod my head at the right times but still manage to get it wrong.

Do they do goldfish as well?

Mr A Gumbrill, Chapel Mews, Hove