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Crawley newsagent stabbed in the bum

The Argus: Crawley newsagent stabbed in the bum Crawley newsagent stabbed in the bum

A newsagent was stabbed in the bum during a knife-point robbery.

Sussex Police were called to Southgate Parade in Crawley at about 3pm on Tuesday to reports of a robbery at the newsagents and found one man with wounds to his hand and bottom.

A 48-year-old man from Crawley has been arrested for robbery and GBH.

 

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2:29pm Wed 14 May 14

spa301 says...

'stabbed in the bum' as a headline? Are you trying to be amusing? Perhaps not the ideal subject for levity.
'stabbed in the bum' as a headline? Are you trying to be amusing? Perhaps not the ideal subject for levity. spa301
  • Score: 24

2:48pm Wed 14 May 14

Old Ladys Gin says...

I prefer the word arse it is so much more English; a bit like gusset or bo**ocks.
I do hope the poor chap recovers quickly.
I prefer the word arse it is so much more English; a bit like gusset or bo**ocks. I do hope the poor chap recovers quickly. Old Ladys Gin
  • Score: 7

3:04pm Wed 14 May 14

ZeeGee, ffs says...

spa301 wrote:
'stabbed in the bum' as a headline? Are you trying to be amusing? Perhaps not the ideal subject for levity.
To be fair, it's a word which will resonate with a great many Brighton residents.
[quote][p][bold]spa301[/bold] wrote: 'stabbed in the bum' as a headline? Are you trying to be amusing? Perhaps not the ideal subject for levity.[/p][/quote]To be fair, it's a word which will resonate with a great many Brighton residents. ZeeGee, ffs
  • Score: 0

3:59pm Wed 14 May 14

tykemison says...

I hope the local constabulary can get to the bottom of this.
I hope the local constabulary can get to the bottom of this. tykemison
  • Score: 8

4:06pm Wed 14 May 14

BeeJam says...

In the bum? Or buttock?
In the bum? Or buttock? BeeJam
  • Score: 4

5:10pm Wed 14 May 14

ZeeGee, ffs says...

tykemison wrote:
I hope the local constabulary can get to the bottom of this.
Well, if they can be arsed to investigate it.......
[quote][p][bold]tykemison[/bold] wrote: I hope the local constabulary can get to the bottom of this.[/p][/quote]Well, if they can be arsed to investigate it....... ZeeGee, ffs
  • Score: 1

5:12pm Wed 14 May 14

ZeeGee, ffs says...

spa301 wrote:
'stabbed in the bum' as a headline? Are you trying to be amusing? Perhaps not the ideal subject for levity.
I agree.....especially as that happens many times on a tpical Brighton weekend in perfectly consensual circumstances.
[quote][p][bold]spa301[/bold] wrote: 'stabbed in the bum' as a headline? Are you trying to be amusing? Perhaps not the ideal subject for levity.[/p][/quote]I agree.....especially as that happens many times on a tpical Brighton weekend in perfectly consensual circumstances. ZeeGee, ffs
  • Score: 1

6:40pm Wed 14 May 14

NathanAdler says...

Who wrote this, a five year old?

What next "Woman Raped and Police find C0ck Custard at scene"

"Mother found dead, Police Look for a Ninkempoop"

"Serious Car Crash After Vroom Vroom Car Went Skiddy Skiddy"

Ridiculous.
Who wrote this, a five year old? What next "Woman Raped and Police find C0ck Custard at scene" "Mother found dead, Police Look for a Ninkempoop" "Serious Car Crash After Vroom Vroom Car Went Skiddy Skiddy" Ridiculous. NathanAdler
  • Score: 9

6:42pm Wed 14 May 14

tykemison says...

ZeeGee, ffs wrote:
tykemison wrote: I hope the local constabulary can get to the bottom of this.
Well, if they can be arsed to investigate it.......
Indeed zeegee, its a dirty task.
[quote][p][bold]ZeeGee, ffs[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]tykemison[/bold] wrote: I hope the local constabulary can get to the bottom of this.[/p][/quote]Well, if they can be arsed to investigate it.......[/p][/quote]Indeed zeegee, its a dirty task. tykemison
  • Score: 2

8:34pm Wed 14 May 14

We love Red Billy says...

It will be right up their alley. Please don't @rse it up.
It will be right up their alley. Please don't @rse it up. We love Red Billy
  • Score: 0

8:56am Thu 15 May 14

Sussex jim says...

This is the type of headline I would expect to see in the Sun, where they use short simple words to make it easier for their readers. "Bottom" would have been more suitable.
This has detracted attention from what should be a fairly serious crime.
This is the type of headline I would expect to see in the Sun, where they use short simple words to make it easier for their readers. "Bottom" would have been more suitable. This has detracted attention from what should be a fairly serious crime. Sussex jim
  • Score: 2

1:04pm Thu 15 May 14

Number Six says...

Sussex jim wrote:
This is the type of headline I would expect to see in the Sun, where they use short simple words to make it easier for their readers. "Bottom" would have been more suitable.
This has detracted attention from what should be a fairly serious crime.
Sadly the Sun in now far more sophisticated than the Argus
[quote][p][bold]Sussex jim[/bold] wrote: This is the type of headline I would expect to see in the Sun, where they use short simple words to make it easier for their readers. "Bottom" would have been more suitable. This has detracted attention from what should be a fairly serious crime.[/p][/quote]Sadly the Sun in now far more sophisticated than the Argus Number Six
  • Score: 0

3:01pm Thu 15 May 14

Roundbill says...

Buttocks.
Buttocks. Roundbill
  • Score: 1

3:03pm Thu 15 May 14

Roundbill says...

Roundbill wrote:
Buttocks.
Rather than "bum" or "bottom" I mean. I haven't suddenly developed Tourette's.
[quote][p][bold]Roundbill[/bold] wrote: Buttocks.[/p][/quote]Rather than "bum" or "bottom" I mean. I haven't suddenly developed Tourette's. Roundbill
  • Score: 3

3:08pm Thu 15 May 14

Roundbill says...

Or rump?
Or rump? Roundbill
  • Score: 2

5:04am Fri 16 May 14

Dave At Home says...

What a pain....
What a pain.... Dave At Home
  • Score: 1

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